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pseudonym

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I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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pseudonym, to fediverse
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Apologies for the spamming to anyone following me here (original) and on @calckey.social - it looks like the "import" of all my old posts from here spammed them out to everyone following the new account.

is under active development, and I think has a leg up over , but isn't yet quite as mature.

I've already submitted to the issue tracker to not do this on import.

And as soon as the import finishes, please follow me over there as well psudonym@calckey.social

mattblaze, to random
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Frustrating thing about mastodon/fediverse for posting photography: there's no way to control or even predict how an image will render. Whether it crops (and where), upscales, downscales, fetches a preview, etc, depends on the instance and app software being used by the viewer, regardless of what the poster does.

So if my images look weird, clicking on them will probably fix that (or at least show them as weird in the way I intended).

pseudonym,
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@mattblaze For pay service, I've been happy with SmugMug

pseudonym, to random
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Kid narrating a in the car.

Kid: Mom, you are a Unicorn.

Mom: OK.

K: You turn into a dog.

M: What?

K: You are a shape changer.

M: OK. I go inside and say hello.

Me: Ahhh! A talking dog!

M: Bark.

Me: Did you just say the word "bark"?

M: "No."

devxvda, to random

Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "You are reading this in my voice", "You are now blinking manually", "There is no comfortable place for your tongue to rest in your mouth", "You're producing saliva", "Your jaw has weight forcing you to manually hold it closed", and "There is at least one place on your body that itches"

pseudonym,
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@devxvda @zenkat Hi, Dr. Nick!

malcircuit, to random
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Okay, so Top Gun: Maverick is actually pretty epic

pseudonym,
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pseudonym, to random
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For the most part, I think online updates are a fine thing. New features, fixes, all good stuff.

But it needs a good UX. Download updates in the background. Apply them in off hours when the user isn't doing anything. Give users control to opt out or suspend them.

The easy availability of online update mechanisms, in a way, drives the demand for constant, new product features.

A program that's fit for purpose doesn't need updates.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

pseudonym,
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@falcon Yup, just so.

Long ago I was in the "turn off windows updates" entirely camp. I'm now in and I try to stay current and update all the things. Patching is important, and by and large, many vendors have gotten better about stability in patches.

But I do wish feature updates and security updates were better differentiated.

I hate patch notes that just say "fixed bugs".

pseudonym,
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@kusuriya @falcon good choice. That's totally unprofessional on their part.

pivoinebleue, to random

Missouri trans ‘snitch form’ down after people spammed it with the ‘Bee Movie’ script

https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/missouri-trans-snitch-form-down-after-people-spammed-it-with-the-bee-movie-script/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly90LmNvL0pyc2Jsd3A2RUo&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAK86lE2KqjndFTQJkQYMKe-cTg2nb3RTovqKmXPTLuzuz2S29knf-xlKOhogHn1KGzZ80vZzLNYg09BQeXi44l06tvUGZqUw-DaaHagaiZSHMp6TBl8eRNqYZvXu8g_69FkM2zX1ujSfqdX7Zm_2nQKVKU0r-PqoFRKgQm0UFQ_h&t=jz4fyIwRpVMnc1NzyPh5Bw&s=09

>But after days of TikTok and Twitter users spamming the site with gibberish, the tip line has been removed from the Missouri government site entirely. Instead of the online form, the link to the tip line now says that the page no longer exists.

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@pivoinebleue Who knew the Bee Movie script was praxis?

Did not have that on my bingo card.

Good job.

ColinTheMathmo, to random
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I've just registered with a professional organisation and received, in clear, my user details, including the password they generated for me. Along with the text:

"To maintain this security, you cannot change your password and we have no means of retrieving lost passwords."

!!!

This is horrendous ... incredibly bad practice.

From a professional organisation.

Mind-boggling.

pseudonym,
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@ColinTheMathmo You are correct.

This is bad, lazy, insecure, and a sign that the organization probably has other things wrong with it. I wouldn't interact with them further.

I've got a CISSP, and have been working in for about 10 years. That doesn't give me any special authority on the topic, but you asked.

ISO 800-53 requires that users should be allowed to select and change their own passwords.

Will you name the org doing this?

pseudonym,
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@ColinTheMathmo

Absolutely the right course of action.

Heliograph, to random
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Just to emphasise the magnitude of difference between and :

A million seconds is 12 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.

pseudonym,
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@Heliograph

And that one hour meeting was a micro-century.

pseudonym, to fediverse
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vs

The attitude of gratitude beats enragement for engagement.

GreatDismal, to random
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Trying to remember how Mastodon works. Glad it’s here, though.

pseudonym,
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@mossyama @GreatDismal the funky Bohemian coffee house / bookstore with a resident who judges you, as you sit in the comfy chair and read.

18+ mattedgar, to random
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There was a time when Flickr was an exemplar of whimsical, web-savvy copywriting. Now, not so much

pseudonym,
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@mattedgar Anyone here recall 's predecessor, or ? Money (colored paper) literally grew on trees. It had the whimsy you speak of. Then they added the ability to attach photos to the in-game chat, and decided that was the product, not the game.

https://www.jumpstartmag.com/fun-fact-flickr-and-slack-started-as-a-game-that-never-ends/

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