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ralph_himself

@ralph_himself@kinky.business

DE/EN/FR | er/him | soon 40 | Ask me anything about BDSM :)

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girlonthenet, to random
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Guess what gang? I signed up to do a sporty thing! I am SO EXCITED.

Too ill right now to actually practice for it, but hoping I remember how to ride my bike anyway 🤞

All credit to heroes @fehrtrade and @NotTheLBCGuy for encouraging me to do it!

ralph_himself,
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@girlonthenet I might be in London that day 😱
I haven't seen any operating hours on the website though?

18+ AimeeMaroux, to random
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TFW you excitedly save an image of a vase painting of Dionysos only to realise you've already had that image in your collection for a year. I have a normal amount of Dionysos pictures.

ralph_himself,
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@AimeeMaroux you must have a brilliant system for sorting and storing your files, such that both pictures of that vase ended up so close together that you noticed that you already have it 😮

jonny, to random
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everyone i have figured it out, cats just have unchecked integer operations

ralph_himself,
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@jonny my OCD is kicking hard: the chart should only go to +127, not +128.

QuanZillan, to random
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Updated my Yes Porn Allowed List removing Gotm (Defunct), Gumroad (Banned Porn), and striking out Commiss.io (Creator is MIA as site bitrots). Finally got around to adding Dropp.

https://github.com/Qwaxi-Lixard/yes-porn-allowed

ralph_himself,
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@QuanZillan Hey @AimeeMaroux, might this listing be useful to you, or people that you know?

AdaraAstin, to random
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A friend told me last night that I am dangerously sexy.

You have all now been officially warned.

ralph_himself,
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@AdaraAstin dangers include neck pain from continually turning your head, slipping on self-imposed wet spots, and/or dizzyness from lack of blood to the brain. Insurance companies must hate you ;)

girlonthenet, to random
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Bus replacement rail service! This pleases me. https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/there-will-be-a-bus-replacement-rail-service-in-east-london-69059/

ralph_himself,
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@girlonthenet
Switzerland once had a rail replacement helicopter:
https://youtu.be/fFgsUVF82OE?si=32TusVFzj4tKCIFG

AdaraAstin, to random
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I cordially invite you to scroll down to read the German pick-up line at the bottom, which has been making me laugh for days now. 😂

German friends, any comments?

https://blog.duolingo.com/break-up-lines-in-10-languages/

ralph_himself,
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@AdaraAstin I expected something even drier 😄

girlonthenet, to random
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I have really shit eyesight, and usually when I'm in a relationship I have to train my partner to understand how things change when I don't have my glasses on/contacts in. But my new boyfriend has even worse vision than I do and this morning had no contacts in. I already KNEW how to do the things. Pass the tea gently and slowly so he can gauge distance. Not have any vital conversations when he was squinty and couldn't see my face. I know how to boss this. V pleased.

ralph_himself,
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@girlonthenet waves in -12 dioptries 👋

18+ ropeybunny, to random
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Did a fun thing today ☺️ with freakyferret @MrO and @toy

ralph_himself,
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@ropeybunny @MrO @toy wow, that's a lot of blood. I think the one hook suspension that I did barely bled afterwards, they only put small band-aids over the punctures. Do you know what this depends on?

18+ autoerot1ca, to random
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Well that was fun.

A woman's breasts jiggling as she is fucked. She has tattoos above her left breasts.

ralph_himself,
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@autoerot1ca we have a clear winner of the most jiggly award! 😄

girlonthenet, to random
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Over the last 24 hours, I have had at least three if not four hours of extremely fun and playful sex, plus at least an hour (if not more) of solidly brilliant make out/frotting time. Really stocked up on shagging for the week tbh.

ralph_himself,
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@girlonthenet frotting? As in dry humping?

girlonthenet, to random
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Ever have sex so good that even though it’s pretty societally acceptable in terms of positions and kinks, it nevertheless resonates deep inside your body with the intensity of something powerfully sinful?

Sex that sings in your veins for hours even after you’ve broken apart.

A fuck that feels like someone has taken a Doxy to your fucking soul?

Anyway happy Saturday I’m having a good one 👍

ralph_himself,
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@AimeeMaroux you are on the best way to become my mastocrush :3
(I hope I'm not overstepping anything with this confession)

autoerot1ca, to random
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I've got $10,000. What are you going to do to persuade me to give it to you?

ralph_himself,
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@autoerot1ca I heard that knives can be convincing and flirty at the same time ☺️

autoerot1ca, to random
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Suck until I say stop.

ralph_himself,
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@autoerot1ca Plot twist: You won't

autoerot1ca, to trans
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"There's only one gender: yours." - Kate Bornstein

For a while now I have been contemplating the thought that trans and non-binary are not the same thing. After all, one relies on, and even reinforces, a gender binary; the other completely denies it.

Indeed, since the relative rise of non-binary gender thinking and ideas the initial principles of being what was then called "transsexual" have completely changed. For example, "transsexual" was initially, and often now still is, seen as a medical condition ("dysphoria") which required hormones and surgery to "treat" it. But what is the "treatment" for being non-binary? And is this also medically understood? Are trans and non-binary like gay or straight?

And where do we then place Kate Bornstein's pronouncement at the head of this toot? Individuality isn't a medical condition: its simply a fact of life!

Thoughts in a spirit of mutual learning are welcome as replies to this toot.

ralph_himself,
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@autoerot1ca Nobody is assigned non-binary at birth, so all non-binary people had to change their gender from the assigned one, which is kind of the definition of trans, no?

Some trans folks transition away from one of the two binary poles to the other, while some transition away from this binary model.

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