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roadskater

@roadskater@mastodon.social

Inline skating the mean streets of NYC since 1993 and still alive to kvetch about it.
Webmaster for some scientists.
Java netCDF dataviz and cartography coder.
Somewhere left of center.
Recovering Idahoan.
Bobcat grad.
Jack Methodist.
Once upon a time RPGer and developer.
Erstwhile alternate history authority.
Miscellanea and erratica.

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nixCraft, to random
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Google Ad from 1999. https://www.instagram.com/blackcactusx/p/C4llg93IaGb/

roadskater,
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@nixCraft Jeebus. I'm old enough to remember seeing this and having been notionally an adult at the time.

Good luck you millennials and Zs and alphas. Some of us are just too confused that time keeps on slipping by into the future.

Andres4NY, to random
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There's plenty of research out there showing that when you add a protected bike lane, a street becomes safer for ALL road users.

However, I'm not convinced that the traffic calming effect that made it safer actually continues to work if you don't bother to maintain the "protection". I fear it's actually the opposite; without the protection, drivers see just a clear lane and drive faster than they did before (where parked cars used to slow down cars, prior to PBL installation).

roadskater,
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@Andres4NY It's been a couple years. I should skate east and check out the boulevard. As bad as it can be, it was nice that nice being able to roll where you could least remove the fear of being doored from the mental watchlist.

amcasari, to random
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Sam Altman may not be able to eat in SF, but Bernie Sanders can waltz in your froyo shop in Vermont and no one blinks an eye.

roadskater,
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@amcasari Did the scooper just say, "The usual?" to him?

MissingThePt, to random
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ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

roadskater,
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@MissingThePt Don't forget the gasoline or the snakes.

lzg, to random
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it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

roadskater,
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@lzg Somewhere in all this BS is some tech bro preparing his TED Talk about web4 and "trusted web results", and feeling smug about how genius he is. Sigh. I feel sick having just typed that.

lzg, to random
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frustrated once again googling what the fuck is a red herring, an idiom that never sticks to my brain no matter how many times i’ve looked it up

roadskater,
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@lzg
Whoever used the phrase on you apparently distracted you from whatever else it was they were saying and didn't want you to actually pay attention to. Win-win.

dangillmor, to random
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@hiltzikm is one of the consistently best business commentators in daily journalism. Here, he pulls apart the corporate sleaze -- and gross mismanagement -- that pushed Red Lobster into bankruptcy.

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2024-05-21/column-it-wasnt-just-the-endless-shrimp-red-lobsters-corporate-owners-drove-it-into-bankruptcy?utm_source=press.coop

roadskater,
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@dangillmor @hiltzikm I don't think I have ever read about one of these sale-leaseback transactions that worked out well for anyone except for the hedge fund or the private equity fund that made bank screwing the company over.

And didn't I read around 8-10 years ago that the state of New Mexico was thinking of doing something dumb like that with one of the state government buildings?

clive, to random
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“I had a guy come in with his family ... and he did 16 rounds of shrimp scampi. He was there for over two hours on a busy Friday night. They had one of my biggest tables. I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter.

"It was so gross.”

Red Lobster employees tell grim tales of the chain benighted "endless shrimp" deal: https://slate.com/life/2024/05/red-lobster-restaurant-closing-bankrupt-endless-shrimp.html

roadskater,
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@clive ISTR a Simpson's episode from long ago (~25 years?) where the seafood restaurant has an all-you-can-eat deal, and Homer took it on as a challenge. A court case might have resulted.

lzg, to random
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finally the org is large enough that there's another Lena at work. let the namespace collision begin!

roadskater,
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@brohrer @lzg Like when I started grade school and there were four Davids in my class. Thankfully, I was not one of them.

roadskater,
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@lzg @brohrer Looking at the Social Security table of most popular baby names, and yep, David was in the top 3 boys' names there for a very long stretch. But I'll bet even the guys named David were glad they weren't named Michael.

sundogplanets, to random
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I am talking o a reporter about this in a couple hours: https://regina.ctvnews.ca/from-outer-space-sask-farmers-baffled-after-discovering-strange-wreckage-in-field-1.6880353

This is about an hour away from my farm, so this'll be a fun conversation, and yet another great opportunity to tell a lot of people about what a huge problem we have with unregulated commercialization of orbit. (Also I just redid my slides for my public talk next week, this is going in!)

roadskater,
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@sundogplanets They should mount whatever else they find in the trophy case at the skating rink.

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