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rstevens, 12 days ago to random thank you, milkshake lady, for inspiring me to get a treat at mcdonald’s, and i guess other stuff
thank you, milkshake lady, for inspiring me to get a treat at mcdonald’s, and i guess other stuff
rstevens, 17 days ago to random is it a holiday now? happy may the thirty-fourth
is it a holiday now? happy may the thirty-fourth
rstevens, 17 days ago to random i like to eat and drink all the forever chemicals i can because i am so sick of paying monthly subscriptions for everything
i like to eat and drink all the forever chemicals i can because i am so sick of paying monthly subscriptions for everything
exchgr, 17 days ago @rstevens so generous of corporations to just give them away for free
@rstevens so generous of corporations to just give them away for free
rstevens, 19 days ago to random this four hour youtube video could have been a blog post
this four hour youtube video could have been a blog post
rstevens, 19 days ago to random avoid north america today if you can
avoid north america today if you can
rstevens, 21 days ago to random every day is a grift
every day is a grift
jamesthomson, 21 days ago @rstevens Never look a grift horse in the mouth
@rstevens Never look a grift horse in the mouth
rstevens, 27 days ago to random i wanna open a video store that only rents VHS tapes, but we somehow use AI, give me a billion dollars
i wanna open a video store that only rents VHS tapes, but we somehow use AI, give me a billion dollars
rstevens, 27 days ago @clive did i say billion? i meant TRILLION
@clive did i say billion? i meant TRILLION
clive, 27 days ago @rstevens we're gonna need scientific notation to sign our goddamn paychecks
@rstevens
we're gonna need scientific notation to sign our goddamn paychecks
rstevens, 27 days ago to random topatoco is doing some clearance – there are some pretty sweet NANCY shirts in this mix https://topatoco.com/collections/gottago
topatoco is doing some clearance – there are some pretty sweet NANCY shirts in this mix
https://topatoco.com/collections/gottago
evan, 27 days ago @rstevens nice! I got the Sluggo Is A Bot shirt.
@rstevens nice! I got the Sluggo Is A Bot shirt.
rstevens, 1 month ago to random this meeting could have been a dessert bar
this meeting could have been a dessert bar
rstevens, 1 month ago to random turns out “darn tootin’ ” has nothing to do with flatulence while repairing socks
turns out “darn tootin’ ” has nothing to do with flatulence while repairing socks
jens, 1 month ago @rstevens No, clearly this refers to writing about #sewing on fedi.
@rstevens No, clearly this refers to writing about #sewing on fedi.
rstevens, 1 month ago to random every day is a gift and i recommend hanging on to your receipt to see if you can return it
every day is a gift and i recommend hanging on to your receipt to see if you can return it
clive, 1 month ago @rstevens I'd like to speak to the manager
I'd like to speak to the manager
lauren, 1 month ago @rstevens Trying to get refunds on time lost never works. Trust me on this one.
@rstevens Trying to get refunds on time lost never works. Trust me on this one.
rstevens, 1 month ago to random i’m so sick of people thinking they are famous when they weren’t even on star trek deep space nine
i’m so sick of people thinking they are famous when they weren’t even on star trek deep space nine
Fyrd, 1 month ago @rstevens Meanwhile we get this bullshit
@rstevens Meanwhile we get this bullshit
rstevens, 1 month ago @Fyrd how can she be both resident and visitor, this TV channel is bullshit
@Fyrd how can she be both resident and visitor, this TV channel is bullshit
rstevens, 1 month ago to random if you're not doing a bit 24-7, what are you even doing with your life
if you're not doing a bit 24-7, what are you even doing with your life
exchgr, 1 month ago @rstevens when i do anything, it’s a bit. when i wear clothes, it’s a costume. that’s just life, in today’s society,
@rstevens when i do anything, it’s a bit. when i wear clothes, it’s a costume. that’s just life, in today’s society,
rstevens, 1 month ago @exchgr we left post-modern behind twenty years ago. we gotta do bits just to sustain life. i love the phantom menace. it is an art film.
@exchgr we left post-modern behind twenty years ago. we gotta do bits just to sustain life. i love the phantom menace. it is an art film.
rstevens, 1 month ago to random had to switch my computer to light mode for a few minutes and i almost died
had to switch my computer to light mode for a few minutes and i almost died
tantramar, 1 month ago @rstevens Set up an AMA — stat!
@rstevens Set up an AMA — stat!
rstevens, 1 month ago to random hear me out: muppet x-files
hear me out: muppet x-files