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rstevens

@rstevens@mastodon.social

america’s number one tooter three years running

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exchgr, to random
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this is one of the most hilarious pictures on the internet today. when i see it, i think “apple would never do that, whoever made this has a superficial understanding of what apple design is all about” but then i remember airpods max exist and think, “goddammit, apple would totally do that”

rstevens,
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@exchgr @BenRiceM i wish the big airpods had a “fits on my big ol' head mode”

rstevens,
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@exchgr i've given up on those. even with extra tiny third party tips, they drive me crazy.

exchgr, to random
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coming out as someone who puts the mac dock on the right

rstevens,
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@exchgr welcome to the community

rstevens, to random
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I need a few days off simply to close browser tabs. Is that a legitimate use of sick time?

rstevens,
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@gedeonm @flargh believe it or not, I have never played a Zelda! I somehow fell into puzzle games only.

rstevens, to random
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collections are OK if they are collections that hold your other crap

rstevens,
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@exchgr ugh the hobby is so corporate now!!!

rstevens, to random
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seriously considering dedicating my life to collecting airline service carts

rstevens, to random
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the only king i recognize

ivory, to random
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Want to help us test out new features before they go live? We are re-opening up a few TestFlight spots for the iOS version of Ivory.

https://testflight.apple.com/join/HWqclXfM

rstevens,
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@ivory is the flat icon new? love it.

film_girl, to random
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Who the fuck is this asshole? Anyone who wants to claim Mastodon is full of zen needs to look at pieces of shit like this guy who crawled into my mentions to make assumptions b/c I happen to like pop culture. I like art a lot too and if you want to get art snob about it, let’s go .

https://toad.social/@Adirondack/110301714106733520

rstevens,
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@film_girl looks like you found yourself a Primo Art Chud here

fraying, to random
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Thinking through the pros and cons of going to see Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

Pros: Guardians 1 was awesome, I miss going to the movies.

Cons: Guardians 2 was awful (sorry, it was), Covid risk is high (thanks unvaccinated morons who live around here), I'd have to look at the Worst Chris for 2.5 hours, it's gonna be sad I just know it.

Cons are winning.

rstevens,
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@fraying if only AI could sub in a better chris, i might go

rstevens, to random
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A kind sign off to a spam email or an amazing lowkey diss? You decide:

"P.S. I think you have a great personality for having a podcast!”

jamesthomson, to random
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@rstevens I was browsing the window of a charity shop around the corner and saw this. I rescued it, naturally!

rstevens,
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@jamesthomson i wonder how it got to scotland!

rstevens,
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@jamesthomson the name of the betrayer!!

rstevens, to random
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sorry, but i am never going to watch a video over reading an article unless i am trying to unclog a drain or toilet

rstevens,
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@exchgr when they learn what we can do with the spacebar they are gonna FREAK

rstevens,
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@exchgr bluesky only thinks it operates at this level of humor

debcha, to random
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Daydreaming about traveling coast-to-coast with a regularly scheduled airship service. It’d take a few days to get from eg Boston to Seattle, so I’d want wifi and a sleeper cabin (and a view, of course). And it’d use vastly less energy than flying, since the lift comes from buoyancy not speed.

https://theweek.com/articles/824018/return-airship

rstevens,
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@debcha I NEED DIRIGIBLE, STAT

rstevens, to random
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hope you're all having an amazing hollow earth phantom universe SOLID ROCK INTO INFINITY today

rstevens, to random
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you're welcome to join me in a parasocial relationship if you have a bluesky code i can use

rstevens,
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i can’t promise i'll ever post there, but i will take up enough space to save my name

rstevens,
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@thomasfuchs i can’t believe they’re trying to take artificial scarcity away from me

rstevens,
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@thomasfuchs yeah, shopify fucked me over. it's on the list eventually.

rstevens, to random
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Calling it now, the name will be:

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