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windhorse

@windhorse@aus.social

We are not here to heal, but to become holy. Trauma informed healing, vertical imagination, story, myth, archetype. The wound is the womb.

Squatting on Kanamaluka, Lutruwita Tasmania, unceded land of Palawa people.

Power to the peaceful, peace to the people.

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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📱 What are you wearing?

👨🏻‍💼 The flesh of my enemies.

📱 The what?

👨🏻‍💼 My enemies. I wear their flesh to warn the rest.

📱 That's HORRIBLE!

👨🏻‍💼 Well SOMEONE just got added to the enemies list. 📝

windhorse,
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@Mrfunkedude I think if you were to change this to "the fresh of my enemies", people would be much less inclined to question you.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I propose that we all start pronouncing “Fedi” like “Jedi”.

windhorse,
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@Mrfunkedude Here in Australia, "fedi" would actually be "fedo", and accordingly, a Jedi would be a jedo.

windhorse,
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@Mrfunkedude "I'm going to the bottlo, then I'll stop off at the servo, then off home to spend some time in the fedo".

QasimRashid, to random
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Affirmative action is evil except when it got Clarance Thomas into Yale.

Immigration is evil except when it got Vivek Ramaswamy $50K for kids of immigrants.

Diversity is evil except when it got Nicky Haley’s father an HBCU job.

Conservatives personify “I got mine, screw you.”

windhorse,
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@QasimRashid on point.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I'm a rational man with an absurdist kink.

Ok... that ones going in my profile.

windhorse,
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@Mrfunkedude Or are you an absurdist kink with a rational man.

dgar, to random
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When Little Timmy went to school And mastered one to nine,
He thought the other kids were cool, And every class divine.
He painted shapes in red and blue, And drew in curves and bends -
And by the time the day was through, He'd made a hundred friends!
'I'm pals with Pete, and Mike, and Max!' He told his pa with pride.
But Timmy's folks were anti-vax.
And Timmy fucking died.

windhorse,
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@dgar Not this little Timmy

windhorse, to random
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I wrote a little poem about Woody Allen:

Fuck you, Woody Allen.

I call it "Fuck you, Woody Allen".

windhorse, to random
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Herd immunity is for sheep.

georgetakei, to random

MAGA folks online are actually celebrating the loss by the U.S. women’s soccer team to Sweden.

It’s not America they love and want to “make great” again, folks.

windhorse,
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@georgetakei Yeah, I read something about the player who missed the penalty kick, and was laughing about it afterwards, apparently she is "anti-American". I would have thought the laugh might have been more down to the fact that humans have an incredible array of responses to situations that challenge us.. but no..
I just hope she is not arrested for treason.

donni, to random
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You can't run from the truth. Or bears. And don’t even think about running from truth bears

windhorse,
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@donni Talk about an unbearable truth.

windhorse, to random
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mike, to random
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I'll relay a story a friend of mine just told me.
She was at the store and noticed security had detained a person. They were going through a backpack and acussing the person of stealing cans of food. My friend went up to them and pretended to know the person. She then said "I was going to pay for these items, I must've forgot, let's go pay for them now" security reluctantly allowed her to pay for the persons items and let him go.
$22.00, was the cost to feed someone and keep them out of jail.

windhorse,
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@mike I hope this doesn't sound like an inappropriate pivot, but the security guard was probably getting paid less than that to potentially put a person in a position where, being arrested, things all went to crap. Pay that person more, and they are probably more likely to be able to deal with things more compassionately and humanely. Absolute massive kudos to your friend though.

windhorse,
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@mike oh.. me neither, they are just as much under the busted system as anyone else.

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