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kellyaster

@kellyaster@kbin.social

Transfem | she/her | programmer | old

PSA: Ten Forward is the new Risa https://lemmy.world/c/tenforward

Request for an off-site status communication method and more admins to help run the site & communicate with users

@ernest, we love you man, and we're grateful for the service you provide. But this site has needs that can't be met by one person: community mod approval, emergency status communication, spam management, and account management are just a few that immediately come to mind....

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shameless spoof of this Bluesky post: https://bsky.app/profile/politikundliebe.bsky.social/post/3kld5dbb2ss2x

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Lol I'm in one of those screenshots. I'm flattered a mod from another instance felt they had to report me, but tbh I'm not at all surprised it was a former mod from r/startrek. Those subreddit mods were always a bit baggy, which is why I avoided that subreddit for a majority of the 15 years I was there. D-bag central.

First place I check is BTs profile to see if he’s cooled off at all. No.

I take back what I said. He's an insufferable duck.

We explicitly decided to not call out Risa by name or USS Burrito Truck.

I noticed that, and I think it was a smart, classy idea. Well, I guess they're not the reciprocating kind, so fuck'em. I'm sorry they keep harassing you, the amount of energy they're expending on you is ridiculous.

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Yeah, it's just so petty. Like, following someone across the internet and harassing them over a frickin internet forum is just sad. Unhinged mostly, but also really sad. You gonna be all right, we got your back, man! Let me know if there is anything I can do to help.

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Best I can do is one hug

Somebody pizza this man!

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I just realized I commented in one of your crossposted posts, not here. I was just kidding around about the pizza, then I saw something else you posted...ok for real, man, have you not been eating?

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😂

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IDK, maybe because cops are killing people in record numbers, which aren't included in violent crime stats?

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Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Cups!

Female singers only want to sing about love, relationships, or breakups. They need to sing more about Godzilla, Vikings, The Grim Reaper, or making a bet with the Devil for a golden fiddle.

At this point in history there’s been a billion songs from female singers about relationships. Nearly every song revolves around that topic....

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https://i.postimg.cc/WzxXvPFg/u-https-qph-cf2-quoracdn.jpg

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I have but perhaps I should have phrased my title better. 99% of all songs by females are about relationships stuff and I think when it’s about eccentric stuff some guy in the band wrote the song. So, a few examples here and there does not invalidate my point. Most songs by females are about relationships.

lmao you forgot to sign out of your alt account, OP

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Lol that's some Mongolian beef?

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Omglol

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Not watching, I cut the cord to avoid commercials. But OTA + antenna , as others said, is a solid way to watch network content for free if you can get a good signal.

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He sure has a lot of boomer energy for a guy who's only 42.

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You're 100% correct, and it's kinda sad, really... for so many members of a generation to be so consistently and relentlessly stupid toxic that its name becomes synonymous with "douchebag." What a fuckin accomplishment.

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Lol now I got that theme song stuck in my head

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I did not know he wrote the Sanford & Son theme song! Just looked it up. Good pop culture trivia, thanks for dropping that.

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Oh I intended to post this in tenforward, it just didn't land. There was a trend for a hot minute of trek-themed music being posted, so I thought I'd share an old industrial track from back in the day that featured a few TNG-era Borg samples (and other stuff that I think may have muddied the waters). No biggie lol

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How much frozen human shit has that mountain accumulated since people started climbing it for fun? Can somebody do the math on that? I feel like it has potential for a really shitty trivia question. Like, for Shitty Jeopardy! or something. JFC, I am baked.

@FlyingSquid omg I didn't realize it was your post. Hi! Ok I'm gonna put the bowl down

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