molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

finally! i've always wished i could look at my on [checks notes] the dashboard of my mercedes

pallenberg,
@pallenberg@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff as the Ex-Head of Digital Transformation at Daimler AG (the former umbrella company of Mercedes-Benz) I left a LinkedIn comment when the external agency announced this NFT project last year: "When the ruthless meet the clueless!"

This company invents so many amazing platforms and technologies but the marketing department just has no digital heritage and way too much budget for BS like this

m,
@m@martinh.net avatar

@pallenberg @molly0xfff Long-term commitment!

pallenberg,
@pallenberg@mastodon.social avatar

@m this PR gibberish is out of control and yeah I saw this before. @molly0xfff

m,
@m@martinh.net avatar

@pallenberg @molly0xfff [Checks back in six months to see if Mercedes NXT still exists...]
"Oh noes, all my Superdackels gone!"

pallenberg,
@pallenberg@mastodon.social avatar

@m @molly0xfff

btw this is their Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/@0xNXT

and this is their dev-team on an official Mercedes-Benz.com subdomain. You can't make this up

coregaze,
@coregaze@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff there's only one kind of NFT worth the time of day

derrickb,

@molly0xfff when management forgets that a dev team exists for a few years.

trantion,

@molly0xfff Good idea displaying the NFTs inside the car, that way passers-by can't take photos of them :blobcatthinksmart:

robin,
@robin@uwu.social avatar

@molly0xfff
Funny how NFTs and web3 related products seem to exclusively fall into 3 categories.

  1. Reinventing the display of JPEGs
  2. Reinventing videogame micro-transactions (game is optional extra)
  3. Virtual real estate, with functionality to be added soon™
noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff you spelled Tesla wrong

mattcjordan,
@mattcjordan@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff Real “guy who just bought a yacht” energy

mikey,
@mikey@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@mattcjordan @molly0xfff Guy who bought a picture of a yacht...

Lazarou,
@Lazarou@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff the first thing you do when somebody uses the dashboard of the car to show you their NFTs is to scream.
Then get out of the car (don't wait for it to stop either)

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

@Lazarou tuck and roll!

ZacBelado,
@ZacBelado@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff WTF?

I know people joke a lot about uninformed VPs and CEOs making ‘hand wavy’ decisions about things but this clearly looks like someone saying “we need to add NFTs” without any real details or understanding

aeva,
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@molly0xfff encouraging luxury automobile drivers to gaze lovingly at their collection of fucked up monkey drawings is exactly the shot in the arm American road safety needs

mikey,
@mikey@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@molly0xfff If there's anyone that that understands pointless displays of ostentatious spending, it's definitely Mercedes....

soviut,
@soviut@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff Check out this currently defunct thing displayed on the dash board of my soon to be defunct thing.

saagar,

@molly0xfff Babe you gotta check out my Mercedes. Once you get in I’ll show you something even neater

brennansv,
@brennansv@sfba.social avatar

@saagar @molly0xfff Wow, this shows how long a product cycle can be. By the time the feature is out the trend is already dead more than a year. It also shows nobody had the power to stop a clearly terrible feature from seeing the light of day. Does it have a DVD player?

dale_price,
@dale_price@mastodon.online avatar

@molly0xfff someone stole my car radio. all my apes gone

darryl_ramm,
@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io avatar
cabinet20,
@cabinet20@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff Is the development process on Mercedes so slow that this only just arrived despite NFTs basically being dead?

kura,

@molly0xfff no fucking thing

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff finally, the dream of Self-Scamming cars is becoming real

cslinuxboy,
@cslinuxboy@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Apparently someone forgot to let know that are so yesterday ;)

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