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Cat looks sad when I try to leave


Barebower, to HashtagGames
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I've accidentally summoned a demon from the underworld and things at the moment are just a bit... awkward.

mivox, to HashtagGames
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There’s a moose in the driveway/on my front porch. (Not even making those up.)



DemocracySpot, to HashtagGames
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar


I don't wanna work, just wanna bang on the drum all day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Tcggo45TQ&ab_channel=RHINO

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

The dog ate my train.


cindyweinstein, to HashtagGames

my dog needs his anal glands expressed.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
Then I gotta DeVito, baby


Danny DeVito emerges, naked, from a couch

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

why should I work if I can just slap my stupid name on a building, pair of awful shoes, or a holy book and collect payment from all the worst elements in our society to try and destroy it all from within whilst also sucking mightly on Saturday Night Live and cheating at golf


mdmrn, to HashtagGames

Trying to finish catching up on One Piece.

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social avatar

Spell gone wrong. Turned into giant cockroach.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

so look i just rose from the dead


thatkatharine, to HashtagGames
@thatkatharine@ohai.social avatar

Can't fight this feeling


LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
@LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

Captain, I dinna think she can take any more.


johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

A Supernova threat


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
@madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar

The widow next door's seventh husband named Henry just died.


BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
@BigBoppa@mastodon.social avatar

Woke up dead this morning and must go out to look for braaaaaaaiiiins.


cindyweinstein, to HashtagGames

I had a really bad dream.


Sylkykat, to HashtagGames
@Sylkykat@mstdn.social avatar

I have to take my cat to the vet again.


kulturhack, to random
@kulturhack@mstdn.social avatar

“Hi—last night I went to sleep with a giant seed pod under the bed, and this morning I’m not feeling like myself. I’m not going to be in today.”

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

none of y'all motherf*ckers wear a mask


mdmrn, to HashtagGames

Just picked up the entire manga run of Haikyuu, need to read it all today.

mdmrn, to HashtagGames

First day of the Spring Anime Season.

emmreef, to HashtagGames
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

Brown bottle flu


emmreef, to HashtagGames
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

Someone stole your bike


video/mp4

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

Bird flew

...into my car


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