ferricoxide, to random
emsquared, to random
@emsquared@mastodon.social avatar

Ouch-OS
My imaginary operating system.
It says ouch a lot.
That's all I got
#ouch #operatingsystems

lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Sleep paralysis is caused by people waking up when their tendons haven't grown back yet.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Gednet,
@Gednet@mstdn.social avatar
jdmccafferty, to random
@jdmccafferty@mastodon.online avatar

26 Mar 1658: Samuel Pepys #diarist undergoes a potentially lethal operation for kidney stone. He survives - it resolves his immediate problems but leaves him with permanent genito-urinary issues #ouch (NPG)

Bette, to random
@Bette@mstdn.social avatar

i've become a cliche. i fell and couldn't get up. the ambulance people helped. i will no longer capitalize posts b/c i'm typing with one hand. i broke my humerus just below the shoulder, clear through. on my right arm, of course, on a friday evening. there is no cast, just a sling ... for 3 months. no driving, no cooking, and the tp is to the right of the toilet. the pain is excruciating, sleeping impossible.

#Ouch
#BrittleBones
#HumerusNotHumourus

TarkabarkaHolgy, to DnD
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

Finally watched

And it hurt me both as a player and as a storyteller at the same time

THAT DRAGON TALKS, ROLL YOUR PERSUASION CHECK

LeftistLawyer, (edited ) to random
@LeftistLawyer@kolektiva.social avatar

BREAKING (no pun intended):

Recent research confirms pre-existing suspicions.

“Stepping on my own dick” is the leading cause of embarrassment among men who self-identify as “Big Swinging Dicks”

Researchers concluded the penis stepping occurred at a rate 50x the general population.

***Feel free to run with this @theonion

TonyStark, to random
@TonyStark@progressivecafe.social avatar

Mike Johnson very angry that the middle class doing well and unions are getting applauded.

video/mp4

ClintBarton,
@ClintBarton@progressivecafe.social avatar

@TonyStark

Sucks to be him! 🤭 The truth hurts! 👊

mattotcha, to random
@mattotcha@mastodon.social avatar
jdmccafferty, to random
@jdmccafferty@mastodon.online avatar

28 Feb 1572: A urinary complaint having confined Francis Walsingham to bed since the previous November, he finally gets up. (NPG)

Bluedepth, to random
@Bluedepth@mastodon.social avatar

Well… shit. 🤪 I’m at on in and I ordered lunch. The lady on the other side of the counter gave me a “Seniors” discount. I was going to laugh and point out her error, but she didn’t seem to be expecting that… I’m uh, Feb 2024 - July 1975, uh, still 48…

It’s the beard. It makes me look much older than I really am. However, people seem to take me way more seriously with it. So…

Get offa my lawn? ;)

Claydisarray, to animals
@Claydisarray@socel.net avatar

Oh man, what a week. :ablobcry:

Our boiler's broken and now this little one has hurt his paw. He's back to the vet's tomorrow for an op to remove a nail.

Geri, to random
@Geri@mastodon.online avatar

At , Ben Bradshaw said "In December the Cabinet Member for Equalities (Kemi said that she had engaged extensively with LGBT organisations since her appointment 18 months ago. But a Freedom of Information Act revealed this week that the minister had not met a single LGBT organisation"

"What is the problem the PM has with Trans People and his Equalities Minister has with the truth"

RoxieRose85, to ramen
@RoxieRose85@pagan.plus avatar

So, second degree burns hurt really really really bad and ramen is a very dangerous food. #ouch #ramen

rasterweb, to art
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

Yeah, you know this guy... hopefully you never get to hear him say "Bzzzzzzt!" to you...

BrianJopek, to random
@BrianJopek@mastodon.world avatar

Probably a good thing they were closed. On a side note, that just sounds painful. 😬
#Ouch

chainq, to amiga
@chainq@mastodon.social avatar

When you pull the RAM chips after the memory test errors out, and the failing bit is physically visible. 😅 Oops...

The visible bit error. A bent pin on the 44256 RAM chip.

golgaloth, to random
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

Ow. But on the bright side I now have a piece of metal in my mouth to which they have attached a temporary tooth. Once that has healed I get the full tooth put on in three months.

#dentist #ouch #tooth

sknob, to animals French
@sknob@mamot.fr avatar
vic, to random
@vic@howcyborgs.chat avatar

Okay people, did you find that you had to adjust the difficulty level for some later-game fights? Approaching endgame on Balanced & my party is getting thoroughly trounced, in a way which doesn't even resemble an enjoyable puzzle to solve :)

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

🚀It's BOOSTING TIME!!!🚀

Time to help keep Mastodon social by BOOSTING people who use the hashtag to talk about their everyday lives!

With all of the news out there dividing people, it's good to know that our humanity exists in the common way in which we all go about our lives. Got laundry to do? Me too! Thinking of making a new dish for dinner? What is it? I might make it too!

Posting with the hashtag helps bring us all together. So BOOST BOOST BOOST!!!

ferricoxide,

@Mrfunkedude , I'm able to see in my mind's eye all of the muscle-groups illustrated on the weight machines I overused, yesterday. Because .

Geri, to random
@Geri@mastodon.online avatar

Chris Bryant asks at today's " What's worse: losing your WhatsApp messages, losing 11.8 billion pounds to fraud whilst you were Chancellor, presiding over the biggest fall in living standards in our history, or desperately clinging onto power when you've become more unpopular than Boris Johnson?"

!!!

FFShukke_reboot, to HipHop French
@FFShukke_reboot@framapiaf.org avatar
ai6yr, to Plumbing
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

966 gallons into the house. #plumbing #disaster

mybarkingdogs,

@ai6yr Ugh, water bill on top of plumbing and restoration

jdmccafferty, to random
@jdmccafferty@mastodon.online avatar

3 Nov 1571: A urinary complaint confines Francis Walsingham to bed #otd till 28 Feb 1572 (NPG)

#ouch

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