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Gednet

@Gednet@mstdn.social

50% Brit, 50% Schweizerisch.
100% made out of meat & bonemeal.
I be here for the funnies, the cats, and humorous anecdotes.
#dnb #dubstep
#Fallout76 #NoMansSky
#IAintGettingInNoPlane
#CriminaliseRacismNow
#ThisWeeksNails
#ThisMonthsLighter
A #Ram is not an #Ibex is not a #Goat

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the_etrain, to random
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We have peonies! Repeat: we have peonies! Over.

Gednet,
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@the_etrain

Affirmative, Sir.
Top-notch colouring, Sir. 🫡

eclectech, to random
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I, for one, would welcome our new knitted chicken overlord

Gednet,
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@solitha @eclectech

Is he the same as Bucket Head?

I've been a little out of the loop, sorry.

ai6yr, to climate

NY Times: A Giant Crater in Siberia Is Belching Up Russia’s Past (Gift Link) https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/23/opinion/russia-oil-mining-permafrost.html?unlocked_article_code=1.uE0.eiir.8WHWzkLtYipS&smid=url-share

Gednet,
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@ai6yr

Well, that's not something which has been known since the 1800s..... not.

So nice of them to regurgitate old news rather than fix the problem.

I remember the very day back in 1984 when my brother came straight from school and told me about it. AN 11 YEAR OLD TOLD ME. BACK IN 1984. WTF. HUMANS.

Sigh.

Gednet, to random
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@TheMetalDog

What was wrong with the Planera post?!?!??!?!?!
T'was funneh!! Give it back!

stux, to random
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Kitty wants a light snack

It’s trying to eat the light

Gednet,
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@stux

evelynefoerster, to random
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Ich verlasse mich auf meine Sinne - Irrsinn, Wahnsinn, Blödsinn.

Gednet,
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@evelynefoerster

! 😁

Free_Press, to news
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Ukrainian Defenders send holiday packages with Easter cakes to their brothers-in-arms in Krynky (Russian-occupied part of Kherson region where Ukrainian Army has a stronghold) using drones.

video/mp4

Gednet,
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@Free_Press

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However, you can only get away with this once, less the enemy duplicates it.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I always drive at least 40mph over the limit just to be safe.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Gednet,
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@lowqualityfacts

When I did a few driving lessons a while back, which would have been upon tractor filled tiny Dutch roads, I was being scolded for not hitting the 30 UpS. It was too fast for my tiny brain.
MINIMUM is right!

StillIRise1963, to random
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Going outside to watch my husband set up the backyard. Yes, I said watch.🤣

Gednet,
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@StillIRise1963

Don't forget to give occasional, yet obvious, instructions. 😁

Gednet,
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@StillIRise1963

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 That's my girl.

DoubleTreble, to crochet
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@crochet
@fibrearts
Good afternoon lovely people 💕
Home from the charity shop this afternoon l, literally weighed down with yarn 🧶🧶🧶🧶
I really couldn't resist, all this for just £7.50!!!
I KNOW!!!
I keep saying I don't need more yarn but....

Dining table covered in various colours of yarn
Dining table covered in various colours of yarn

Gednet,
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@DoubleTreble @crochet @fibrearts

£7.50!!!

👍👍👍👍

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Sleep paralysis is caused by people waking up when their tendons haven't grown back yet.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Gednet,
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@lowqualityfacts

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stux, to Cat
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The good life :pusheentired:

Cam around kitty neck so it records the cat going about its day

Gednet,
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@stux


!!!! ⬆️😼

stux, to random
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Happy !

A red and a black cat both pulling on a rope on the opposite side of the door

Gednet,
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@stux


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lowqualityfacts, to random
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This is why most Olympians aim to win bronze.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Gednet,
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@lowqualityfacts

I know.

the_etrain, to random
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I like all sizes of butts and I cannot lie.

Gednet,
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@the_etrain

What about shapes?

ElleGray, to random
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tesla owners finally complaining about some of the cars' features bc apparently your spouse can watch your car's progress on the app at home and see where you stop. you can even see which seats are being used so "both backseats" suddenly registering on the "heat map" is giving away the cheating lol

Gednet,
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@ElleGray

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eclectech, to VegetableGardening
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I am not very well at the moment which I think I am mentioning as I believe it will excuse the gif below in some way, while knowing full well that anyone who is paying attention will have seen me post worse / sillier / more nonsensical when I'm not ill 🤧

Short video loop. A tractor pulls a large blue container which is being filled with loose hay from a hidden vehicle behind which has a large metal tube firing hay into the truck. I've added a face including animated googly eyes to the tube, so it looks like it's vomiting up the grass (sorry). The blue truck has some staring eyes drawn on, reflecting the horror of its job. There is a white rectangular label on the side of the truck which looks slightly like a grimacing mouth.

Gednet,
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@eclectech

The gif gave me a little cheer boost.
Well received and many thanks.

I, too, am feeling a little 'live' myself.
Really hate whatever type of cold is going around right now. 😖


SecularJeffrey, to random
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Earlier we had a conversation about 60s and 70s decor colors.

May I present The Bold Look!

Gednet,
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@skepticsbookoflists @SecularJeffrey

House we got in '84 had one. Worse even is a friend's grandma had the pink variety.
Kids nowadays don't realise the bullets they've dodged. 😅

stux, to random
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Don’t think it has to be said but uh..

..no matter what, we do NOT sell our(your) user data/posts to companies for their ‘AI training’

In fact, we will do all we can to protect your content from those companies!

Gednet,
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@stux

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's, so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Gednet,
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@lowqualityfacts Really,?

Gednet, to random
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Goedemorgen auto nieuws 🙋🏻‍♂️

dgar, to random
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Follow me for more recipes.

Gednet,
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@dgar

I am and wished I hadn't seen this pick.
The only goo I let anywhere near my hands is swarfega.

Gednet, to random
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Is natural, honestly!

Gednet,
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Part 2. The result. So super happy I could scream.
Colour slightly off due to yellow light.

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