markusstaab, 1 month ago to NextLevel German

In the next #PHPStan release, type inference for #mysqli fetch-object will be improved:

https://phpstan.org/r/e39f231d-b5b2-438c-a355-cf3c4ee8fbce

If you need #nextlevel database access static analysis try #phpstandba

overview: https://staabm.github.io/talks/phpstan-

s1m0n4, 2 months ago to television

#kdrama #TheMidnightStudio ep 3

This is a must watch for #Aespa #kpop fans!
I won't spoil it, but there's an awesome and hilarious scene involving this song 😂😄😂

https://youtu.be/4TWR90KJl84

#nextlevel

cyberlyra, 2 months ago to NextLevel

Your shoe needs a firmware upgrade.

Please hold while we establish an insecure Bluetooth connection and share your contacts and local network access details to UnderArmour.

(Rofl @pluralistic #nextlevel #enshittification officially unlocked)

galaxy79, 3 months ago to NextLevel

"Welcome To The Next Level" by malcolmdesigns
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/19896043-welcome-to-the-next-level

#tees #tshirts #nextlevel #sega #90s #nineties #retrogaming #gaming #retro #segagenesis #megadrive

MeineKehrseite, 5 months ago to NextLevel German

Wegener (Berlin): Ein Böllerverbot sei nicht durchsetzbar, denn es gebe weiterhin Einkaufsmöglichkeiten.

#Bullshitbingo #NextLevel

mikemathia, 5 months ago to random

#Hitachi

18+ icedquinn, 5 months ago to random

:blobcatbot: The following is a list of benefits to storing random objects up your butthole:

• 24/7 security - Nobody will be able to get into your butt without you knowing.
• Larger storage space than any other anatomical location
• Can store all kinds of items, from chocolate buttons to small animals (with care).
• Easily accessible at any time by reaching around and pulling it out of your ass, but nobody would ever suspect.
• Gives you something to do with your hands when you're bored.
• If you don't like the object in there, stick another one in on top of it.
• Great for hiding things that aren't yours from people who try to take them away.
• Saves you money on buying objects as you can just steal what you want and hide it somewhere safe.
• Good way to keep important documents safe, especially if they are very valuable or you are particularly worried about someone finding them.
• Makes people laugh.
• You could even learn to juggle.
• Good way to hide the evidence after murdering someone in your house.
• Hiding drugs there makes it impossible for them to get confiscated during a search.
• When you fart and break wind, you shoot objects out of your rectum with great force.
• Great way to prank friends and family members.
• You can keep a gun in there for self defence.
• If you have a dog you can teach him to retrieve objects when you ask him to.
• You might even develop a weird sense of smell as you get used to the smells in there.

didier, 5 months ago to demoscene

Me: Everything’s already been done demo-wise…

This guy: Hold my beer… 🍺

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=zprSxCMlECA

#DemoScene #C64 #NextLevel

volpeon, 5 months ago to random

I hope this project vanishes in obscurity

TheMetalDog, 5 months ago to KISS

#TheMetalDogArticleList
#BLABBERMOUTH
GENE SIMMONS Says KISS Avatars Will 'Get Better': 'They're Spending 200 Million To Take It To The Next Level'

https://blabbermouth.net/news/gene-simmons-says-kiss-avatars-will-get-better-theyre-spending-200-million-to-take-it-to-the-next-level

#GeneSimmons
#KISS
#Avatars
#200Million
#NextLevel

kkarhan, 5 months ago to NextLevel

Okay, that's some #NextLevel #GameEngine #intimacy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LruhaSQTphc

bytephantom, 6 months ago to infosec

Here's another one lulz :awesome:

#infosec #cybersecurity #codinghumor #meme #memes #humor #programmerhumor #coding

kkarhan, 6 months ago to thailand

#YouHadOneJob: That's #Thailand, not #SouthAmerica!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh6HU7R5178&t=393s

heiseonline, 7 months ago to news German

Creative Commons im TV: Warnung vor Ausverkauf der Rechte der Kulturschaffenden

Die Initiative Urheberrecht rügt, die zunehmende Einführung "freier Lizenzen" auch beim öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunk gefährde die ganze Vergütungssystematik.

https://www.heise.de/news/Creative-Commons-im-TV-Warnung-vor-Ausverkauf-der-Rechte-der-Kulturschaffenden-9352259.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege

#ARD #CreativeCommons #Bildung #Fernsehen #Medien #Rundfunk #Urheberrecht #Wikimedia #ZDF #news

jhilden, 7 months ago to cyberpunk

Someone using the wreck of a MacBook Pro with a tether as a bike lock #cyberpunk

jaysfromhome, 8 months ago to NextLevel

Another season done. I'm sure we'll have something to say about it on the podcast. #BlueJays #NextLevel

jaysfromhome, 8 months ago to NextLevel

Well. That was a game managed like it was a playoff game but played like a midseason clunker. Some +'s and -'s:

• Rough outing from Gausman (but still only gave up 3 runs)

• Solid bullpen contribution
• Good choices out of the bullpen

• Subbing Merrifield for Varsho...?
• Bats gone cold again
• Bo's baserunning blunder (hey, at least it's alliteration!)
  #BlueJays #NextLevel #Baseball #Playoffs

MittenGirlPeach, 8 months ago to NextLevel

Oh ffs. AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! #NextLevel #Baseball #mlb #postseason

jaysfromhome, 8 months ago to NextLevel

Julien looks very uninterested in hitting. #NextLevel #BlueJays #Baseball

solaradmin, 8 months ago to random

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maikel, 10 months ago to fediverse

Dear #fediverse, when you think of ingredients, or dish or are deciding what to eat and brute-force in your head combinations of flavours until you figure one that must taste delicious: do you actually taste the ingredients in your tongue as you remember them and are able to compose new flavours out of your memories of multiple ingredients combined?

tobleh, 10 months ago to Anime

This is #introduction 3.0....or 4.0? I forget LMFAO

I'm Tobleh, and I'm from the GTA in 🇨🇦.

I'm a guy (cis), #pan romantic, #asexual / #demisexual.

I'm REALLY into #anime; mostly into #KyoAni and Naoko Yamada (i.e. Tamako Market/Love Story, Liz and the Blue Bird).

I'm also a #Linux user; right now "btw i use arch" on my main PC, Fedora on laptop - both with the #GNOME DE.

As of writing, I've graduated from my nursing degree, and plan to get into nursing, with a long-term goal of getting into mental health. I can't give medical or mental health advice; please talk to a doctor, therapist, or other health professional.

As for minor hobbies:

• Follow #baseball and #NextLevel #BlueJays mostly; can watch other sports.
• Daily listen to #rock, #jrock, #jpop, #anisong; but can listen to anything.
• #MechanicalKeyboard user, #topre Novatouch.

Nice meeting y'all, I guess. XD

For more info and other socials, check my Carrd in my bio, or my AniList for my anime taste.

#intros #intro #weeb #otaku

kkarhan, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to NextLevel German

#CeylonCurry is #NextLevel with #SriLanka|n and South #India|n #Curry...
#Foodporn
Lichstraße 23, 51371 Leverkusen, NRW, Germany
51.02949° N, 6.98648° E

mathewthomas, 11 months ago to random

Abdul Qadeer, 48
Uber driver
Delhi
Free snacks, Wi-Fi, water, perfume to passengers
First aid kit, donation box, dustbin
Has hardly cancelled any ride in 7 years
Board with wi-fi password
His message : "We should be polite to each other"
Kudos Abdul.
https://www.indiatoday.in/technology/news/story/uber-driver-gives-free-snacks-and-wifi-to-passengers-says-he-hardly-cancelled-any-ride-in-7-years-2399421-2023-06-29

TheDoctor512, 11 months ago to random German

Edeka und Migros kooperieren.
Statt Produkte von Mars sollen nun Produkte von Migros ins Sortiment aufgenommen werden.

Im ersten Schritt soll "Skai" Produkte wie Orbit, Wrigleys, Airwaves und Hubba Bubba ersetzen.

Als nächstes sollen Whiskas, Sheba und Ben’s Original ersetzt werden.

Das Kaffekapselsystem der Migros-Tochter "Delica" soll ebenfalls eingeführt werden.