mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

I read that originally as "Moss Boss" and had a very fun Al Capone image come to my mind.

Remnants of bushy mossy hair under a fadora hat. Walking confidently along the forest floor running scams on the rabbits and pressing the local rodent communities for their stores for winter.

"In case of accidents," He says, chuckling to himself.

stefan, to fediverse
@stefan@stefanbohacek.online avatar

What is a fediverse-neutral word for "subtweet"? People here use "subtoot", but that's based on Mastodon's "toot", which is no longer officially used.

"Subpost" doesn't sound quite right. But I guess that's it?

WrenArcher, to Houston
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

Sleeping in a house in that had its power knocked out by a violent storm and thus has no A/C…

not as comfortable as you might imagine.
Yawwwn. scratch scratch scratch

Ugh. Worms are not the incentive this Li’l Bird needs to get up this early. Now Bubble Yum… maybe.

Looping, to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Non mais les leçons sur l'abstention vous les gardez s'il vous plaît.
#subtoot

shawnhooper, to random
@shawnhooper@fosstodon.org avatar

If you hire a band, please read their technical rider.

#subtoot #proaudio #liveevents

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

nope, too feisty.

#subtoot

Looping, to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Bien sur, la gauche perd parce qu'elle est divisée mdr...
Non la gauche perd parce qu'elle préfère draguer les fachos que les abstentionnistes.
#subtoot

Looping, to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Attendez, mon refus de voter LFI n'a rien à voir avec une quête de trouver une candidature parfaite, mais plutôt plusieurs trahisons successives.
Aucune démocratie interne, antisémitisme, drague des antivax et des fachos, validisme, refus de la moindre critique, débat avec des fachos, etc, etc...

Et j'ai voté Melenchon en 2012, 2017, et 2022. Donc rien n'a voir avec une quête de candidature parfaite. Juste, trop, c'est trop.
Et Quatennens c'était la goûte d'eau.
#subtoot

Lisoo,
@Lisoo@eldritch.cafe avatar

@Looping On est d'accord !
Y'a quelques toots qui traînent ces dernières semaines en mode "oui mais si le programme d'une liste est compatible à 95% faut voter pour cette liste" etc, et ça me gave tellement !
Parce que porter un programme c'est bien, mais si le parti et les membres qui le portent ne sont pas représentatifs de ce programme, les comptes ne sont pas bons ! Pas bons du tout 😬.
#subtoot aussi du coup 🙄

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

hastily searches that he used ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY correctly :blobcat_nervoussweat:

#subtoot

leodurruti, to random Italian
@leodurruti@puntarella.party avatar

Le frasette misteriose da bacio perugina del rancore

#subtoot

psychotimmy, to climate
@psychotimmy@mastodon.online avatar

There's enough bad stuff that the Tories are doing to this country without inventing nonsense that the flood risk maps are state secrets. You can check your risk here: https://www.gov.uk/check-long-term-flood-risk #subtoot #climatechange

WrenArcher, to random
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

I meant to post this yesterday for #LesbianVisibilityDay but silliness with my audio posts took over.

Also, this could totally be me and a Masto peep because she’s like, 9” taller than me and without a stepstool, I would totally be eye to boob instead of eye to eye.
🤣

#subtoot #ShortGirlsForever

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

Yes, skin monsters. That's right, no mouths just eyes and they are friendly. No I'm free tomorrow anytime. Yes when I'm awake or asleep. Thank you see you then.

#subtoot

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

J'ai vu des rattes faire dodo à l'animalerie ​:woe:​

Donnez les bébés ​:neocat_cry:​

tournesol,
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Le furry qui veut bouffer mes rats, je te vois ​:neocat_what:​ #subtoot

intransitivelie, to random
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

Nah, my parents taught me that war was bad. I didn't need to have one myself to learn that. Maybe it's not that each generation needs to learn that war is bad by going to war. Maybe it's that too many people don't learn that war is bad any other way, and some people don't even learn it then. #subtoot

RxBrad, to random
@RxBrad@mastodon.rxbrad.com avatar

Someone followed me on Threads? What kind of weirdo would follow me on Threads?

#subtoot #🥖🐘

idoubtit, to random
@idoubtit@mstdn.social avatar

One of my favorite news sources here adds a silly hashtag instead of just posting the facts. It really ruins things when you add a stupid “dig” at people you don’t like. Sometimes you get it wrong. #subtoot

jewishreader, to random
@jewishreader@sfba.social avatar

Let's normalize not using 'IQ' as a shorthand term for a type of intellectual capacity, or, worse, 'low-IQ' as a diss. It's the goddamn year 2024. #subtoot

intransitivelie, to random
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

narrator voice You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Chuck Todd. #subtoot

sister_ratched, to random
@sister_ratched@toot.community avatar

Right, that was interesting! 🤯 #subtoot

malerbabomba, to islam Italian
@malerbabomba@mastodon.bida.im avatar

No vabè, l'#islam anarchico #queer transfemminista è veramente troppo. La misura per me è colma, ci siamo proprio fritti il cervello completamente. Se questa è l'#anarchia, davvero, count me out.

malerbabomba,
@malerbabomba@mastodon.bida.im avatar

@unknow Visto su LivelloSegreto un gruppo di mattə che questo si professa. Per me anche solo pensare di accostare l'Anarchia allo schifo fascista delle religioni abramitiche è veramente insultante. Se segui il tag #islam da qui, lo vedi dopo il mio #subtoot.
Stiamo assistendo ignavi a una sussunzione culturale di una cultura che ha saputo solo fare il deserto intorno a sé.

tanepiper, to random
@tanepiper@tane.codes avatar

Oh no, why are you platforming a guy who has bad views on cloud architecture and white supremacy? #subtoot

jonny, to random Portuguese
@jonny@ayom.media avatar

Pensando em alternativas federadas ao Tumblr e mais completas para blogs que o WriteFreely, acabei de descobrir a existencia do Wordpress MU (multisite). Basicamente uma instalação do Wordpress que permite ter vários blogs, e dá pra ativar o plugin do ActivityPub por padrão pra todos.

Fica a questão da viabilidade e sustentabilidade de manter um servidor desse...

#subtoot #blogs #blogue

christianp, to random
@christianp@mathstodon.xyz avatar

'Developers stop saying "modern" to differentiate from the thing you were doing six months ago' challenge

christianp,
@christianp@mathstodon.xyz avatar

#subtoot: this again

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