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Eetschrijver

@Eetschrijver@mastodon.social

Européen en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, één spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat.
I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers = block.

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GottaLaff, to random
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Folks, I'm going upstairs to watch this on TV now.

THANK YOU ALL

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Thank YOU, dear!

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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💥🔥

TO REPEAT,

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!!!!

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Of course, I have champagne in the fridge. It'll pop if he goes to jail.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Okay. Champagne pops NOW. I'm not waiting until 11 July.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Cheers, woman. You must be so relieved.

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Kyle Cheney

HAPPENING NOW: The jury says it wants Merchan to begin the instructions with the part about how they are supposed to consider the evidence and draw inferences -- including the metaphor about how if the ground is wet in the AM, you can infer it rained over night.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff
Can confirm.
@tomiahonen @Martin

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Ahem. Attention please.

I am now in . 🇨🇦🍁

That is all.

👏🏻💃🏼🥳💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Yayyy.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff You have every reason to!

ricmac, to random
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This is my favourite yet, especially the Beatles reference… (via https://www.instagram.com/p/C7btGs-Bovd/?igsh=MWgyeHVnMGZmaWZ2MA==)

Eetschrijver, (edited )
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@ricmac
Ah, of course. The song with which Rubber Soul opens:

🎶 Baby you can leave a dog in a hot car
Yes you can have another beer in the bar
Baby you can leave a dog in a hot car
And you can have hot dog 🎶

GottaLaff, to Canada
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TODAY IS THE DAY.

We're in Washington now and arrive in this afternoon. 🇨🇦

Our new home.

It's surreal, scary, wonderful.

My posting will be light until we're settled in a little.

Thank you for all your amazing replies and good wishes. I read them all, but can't reply back.

Big hugs to all of you. 🥰

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff As ever, I wish you all the best. Happy for you!

tomiahonen, to random
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Laffy manages to add a bit of color retweeting some exact quotations, on her journey to her new home in Canada, so from the road

“The defendant didn’t actually pay a lawyer,” Steinglass says. “He paid a pornstar. By funneling money through a lawyer.”
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112520978714110875

Eetschrijver,
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@tomiahonen No dispute here: @GottaLaff is a national treasure. No, an INTERNATIONAL treasure!

GottaLaff, to random
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People, do you really think I’m posting while driving? 🤦🏻‍♀️😄 I can’t live-post the trial, but I can occasionally post news alerts.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Also, I hope you take turns driving. 😉

GottaLaff, to legal
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👀👀 Via Kyle Cheney:

JUST IN: Judge has denied 's gag order request in FL, saying prosecutors' failure to confer with defense before filing it was "wholly lacking in substance and professional courtesy."

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff NFL She knows who her boss is.

GottaLaff, to random
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Reminder: I'm on the road today, so I will NOT be live-posting the

Please follow @Nonilex for coverage. She's terrific!

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff @Nonilex Thanks dear, and bon voyage !

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Videos of Donald Trump Loudly Booed During Speech Go Viral https://www.newsweek.com/videos-donald-trump-booed-during-speech-viral-1904824?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Eetschrijver,
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@realTuckFrumper I just hope this means more people are seeing that he turns weirder, more demented and more dangerous by the day.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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I can't possibly reply to all your loving wishes and kindness, so please consider this one big ol' THANK YOU.

#Canada

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff
You're welcome!
Eh?! 😉

GottaLaff, to Canada
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#CountdownToCanada ends today! TODAY.

(Click on that hashtag to see all the dopey gifs, including one with Hammy!)

You've been with me every step of the way and for that I thank you.❤️

👉🏼Here are the links to the why, how, and omg it's happening blogs: https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112413459979525215👈🏼

For the next few days we'll be on the road to #Canada 🇨🇦, our new home. Bear with me for not replying w/ more than a "like" & for not live-posting the #TrumpTrial.

I'll post alerts & pop in.

IT'S HAPPENING!!

video/mp4

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Oh, doesn't time fly? So wonderful, so happy for the both of you. I wish you every bit of good luck and all the happiness you've got coming! ♥️

Eetschrijver, to random Dutch
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I have just realized that this whole 'AI' thing may be nothing but a ploy to eradicate the overly gullible.

Eetschrijver,
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@otte_homan Dat zég ik.

Eetschrijver,
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@ErikJonker
De ellende is dat kamerbreed wordt gedacht dat alle 'AI' even correcte antwoorden geeft. Maar wat er in werkelijkheid gebeurt is het equivalent van behoorlijk veilige auto's waarvan de fabrikanten daarnaast instapmodellen produceren zonder remmen en gordels, en met uitlaten die de gassen recht het interieur in blazen.
@otte_homan

GottaLaff, to random
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My reason for moving: When Trump got in, I said to Mr. Laffy, "He'll now have the courts. We can't overcome a lot of that." This is what I was referring to:

#BREAKING: #SCOTUS upholds #SouthCarolina's congressional map, reversing a lower court decision that struck down the map for racial gerrymandering.

The Court also makes it harder to fight against future racial gerrymandering. https://www.democracydocket.com/cases/south-carolina-redistricting-challenge/

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Wow. It's REALLY bad.

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Well, nobody understands your motives for leaving better than me. I got away on time.

Eetschrijver, to random Dutch
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Duck Duck Gone. 🤷

GottaLaff, to random
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FYI, ...

Via Katie Phang:

Court has resumed. Judge Merchan is back on the bench. All counsel are present and Trump is also present.

First jury instruction argument over FECA (Federal Election Campaign Act).

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff You're juggling with lots of balls. Minor mistakes are totally pardonable. 😘

GottaLaff, to Russia
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⚠️AFP-

announces start of tactical nuclear weapons drills near

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff One wonders when it will be obvious enough what is being prepared here. 😲

Eetschrijver,
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@GottaLaff Not to a number of key people, methinks.

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