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Ex_spurt

@Ex_spurt@aus.social

He/Him. Your friendly local, mostly retired guy. Likes sciencey stuff, cars (especially the electric and/or heavily armoured kind), wandering around in the bush, mucking around with food. Ex electrician, soldier, salesman, business manager, consultant, public servant. Proud dad and step-dad. Eternally frustrated customer of https://scorpinc.solutions. Partly retired. May randomly talk about #tanks. Opinions are my own and subject to change.

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Remember when lots of journalists tried Mastodon but then found it too complicated, so they left? I think about that every time I read their 'analysis' of something

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I am on a train with my backpack

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I have spent a lot of money in the travel and camping store sales. Now all I have to do is use the stuff and I will have saved a lot of money

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Trying out my hiking pizza menu. All put together with shelf stable ingredients (no refrigeration required) and done on the jetboil. A damper mix for the base. Tastes good. Will taste awesome after a couple of days in the bush. Surprisingly filling too

Flattened out damper mix in a titanium pan on top of the jetboil
The finished pizza. Crust, tomato paste, oregano, garlic, pepperoni and melted cheese. What's not to like?

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IMHO: peeps yelling at Mastodon users saying they're failing because bluesky or threads has more sign-ups or they have more followers there.

It feels like living in a really nice town or city and someone's yelling at you that you're doing it wrong because you're not trying to be New York. I get it, NYC has a lot of people and some of them love it. But not everyone wants to live in New York

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Trying to imagine what anyone who was in a position to vote for a Teal candidate would consider 'essentials'

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Ms14 has had a job interview for a fast food chain holiday job and reportedly done well

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Current status: waiting for a mate to arrive in Paris so we can grab a hire car and drive to Bayeux. Hoping I haven't forgotten how to do the right hand drive thing 😕

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An Army cook told me to put a few drops of Tabasco sauce in smashed avo and he was not wrong 😘

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I need some climate scientist to reassure me that the science is all far too hard for my brain to comprehend.

Right now all I see is:
> a rapid increase in global average temperature,
> unprecedented global ocean temperatures,
> a woops-not-quite-sure-why rapid rise in methane no one was expecting,
> the end of La Nina,
> a massive reduction in Antarctic ice that won't reflect back the suns energy as it tilts into the Southern Hemisphere Summer in the next 6 months;
and my poor little risk adverse brain starts to think we might be rapidly more screwed than everyone is saying.

Am I becoming a climate cooker? Feel free to educate me because I have never wanted to be more wrong about anything.

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Yeah, nah, thats not how it works. They are doing combined arns combat just like they have trained for. Sometimes the tanks lead, sometimes dismounted infantry lead, depending on terrain and threat. The ability to transition between the two and knowing when to transition is the important part.

Russian Minefields Force Ukrainians to Leave Tanks, Advance on Foot:
https://www.businessinsider.com/minefields-force-ukraine-to-change-counteroffensive-strategy-russia-2023-7

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Just boarded a 737 MAX :ablobwhatisgoingon: Won't tell partner she has booked us on one until we get to the other end. Short hop thankfully.

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SIN I am in you. Transiting only. Spent some old SGD I had on lounge access. It's been 26hrs since my last shower so will get one in before the 5hr flight home and can hit the bed as soon as I get there

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TIL that there are a group of cookers who still protest regularly outside of Government House in Perth because the Governor didn't sack the Premier during the pandemic emergency response. The Governor, the Premier and the emergency response have all gone, but the cookers protest continues for some reason 🤔

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I am off to France later tonight and I will be in complete war history nerd mode for a month. With some food and drink thrown in

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Good news that the Beatles are releasing their last song. I never liked their music

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Well it's Christmas Eve, so I guess it's time to think about doing my Christmas shopping

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So it turns out that not only did I manage to drunkenly bum dial my car to turn on the climate controls last night but I accidentally took a screenshot of it too

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I have finally reached the age where I recognise none of the top 10 Triple J Hottest 100. Did all right to get this far. They sound alright, just never heard them before

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If you have a big 4WD and you're complaining about city parking fees I'm pretty sure you just outed yourself as a Toorak taxi owner.

Proposed parking rules put American pickups, hulking SUVs in the firing line | CarExpert
https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/proposed-parking-rules-put-american-pickups-hulking-suvs-in-the-firing-line

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The widespread fascination with collecting money in the US electoral system is completely bizarre to most of the world. Other countries have political donors, but the scale of it is beyond comparison

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For every limp-dicked, born with a silver spoon in their mouth billionaire that fetishises well-known bully and junior non-comissioned officer Ben Roberts-Smith, there is a highly experienced Special Forces senior NCO or Warrant Officer that thinks he is a cunt

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has literally become a focus for neo-Nazi white supremacist rallies, and every year the protests get bigger, but our politicians are still telling us it's all about coming together. Who are they fooling?

Balaclava-clad men dressed in black spark police operation at Sydney train station - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-26/police-operation-north-sydney-train-station/103394488

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The Government's big announcement on domestic violence looks pretty bad, eh?

"We might give you a few bucks to help run away if you're willing to let Centrelink treat you like shit for a couple of months while you smash your head against the dehumanizing process of begging disinterested public servants for help".

But what about the perpatrators?

"We're also going to censor the Internet"

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