Ex_spurt

Ex_spurt, 10 months ago to random

Remember when lots of journalists tried Mastodon but then found it too complicated, so they left? I think about that every time I read their 'analysis' of something

Ex_spurt, 4 months ago to random

This should go without saying, but if the leader of your country needs immunity from criminal prosecution to do their job then you're living in a criminal state

Ex_spurt, 4 months ago to random

Now Denmark has an Australian Queen, Frederik X is officially the new King of Australia.

We will be applying for EU membership shortly. All English non-citizens have 48hrs to vacate the premises

Ex_spurt, 10 months ago to random

When we talk about Germany, we always define that period when they weren't the happy go lucky, laugh a minute tuetons that we know today by referring to it as Nazi Germany.

We need to start adopting this for the US. For example, we should commence calling it Nazi Florida or Nazi Texas, or refer to it as the US Nazi Supreme Court. This shows we understand not all US citizens are Nazis, just that those institutions are run by them now

Ex_spurt, 8 months ago to random

I may be out of touch here, and it's a while since I raised any children, but does anyone still teach kids that screaming endlessly and pointlessly at the top of their lungs is antisocial?

Ex_spurt, 4 months ago to Denmark

#denmark #australia

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

Dear society. RE cutting down of the Cook statue. More of this kind of pushing back please

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

Latest Cancer Council summer ad slogan just dropped

Ex_spurt, 1 year ago to random

PSA: Don't hide your cute animal pics behind a content warning. We all need that stuff shot straight into our eyeballs on a regular basis

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to superbowl

Reminded of the time a few months ago when we were visited by a #SuperbOwl in the city trying to rest for the day. Unfortunately, not only had he perched under a translucent roof, but the resident honey-eaters took exception to his presence and harangued him all day. Worst city stay ever for the poor guy

A small but noisy Honey-Eater squawking incessantly at an owl in the rafters who is trying to sleep

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

I am really sick of The Simpsons getting it right all the time when predicting the future. It's about time things started going Star Trek's way

Ex_spurt, 2 months ago to random

Anyone will be able to throw eggs at the PM with complete immunity

Industrial action to hit Australian Federal Police
https://www.themandarin.com.au/241616-industrial-action-to-hit-australian-federal-police/

Ex_spurt, 1 month ago to random

Posting this story because you should have nice stories in your timeline

Unlikely friendship between cockatoo and musk lorikeet at Bonorong Wildlife Sanctuary ' bamboozles' visitors - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-18/bonorong-wildlife-sanctuary-george-cockatoo-raphael-lorikeet/103732066

Ex_spurt, 1 month ago to random

It's almost like your little blue tick is the new little black swastika

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to auspol

I don't believe Barnaby's story simply because every other thing he says is so obviously BS. But it's well past time to put a stop to our lawmakers running the country while boozed to the eyeballs. This guy wasn't having a night out on the cans, he was coming straight from work in that state of inebriation #auspol

Barnaby Joyce says late night lie down 'a big mistake', blames mixing medication with alcohol - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-12/joyce-defends-late-night-lie-down/103454390

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to auspol

The ALP should stop pretending that any of those dickheads on $200k+ whinging in the press about tax cuts would ever vote for them* and just give them the finger and crack on #auspol

*with the exception of a few journalists

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

Partner flies off to the UK tonight for two weeks and I have been entrusted with the health and wellbeing of Ms14 and Mr16.

PT is at 0500. Room inspections 0630

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

I got my first Mastodon reply guy and I can confirm they are every bit as brain worm infested as all the women on here have said

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

That's it. That's the meme

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

Follow me you cowards and I will follow you back

Ex_spurt, 26 days ago to random

Quiet 'quitting' should not be conflated with work to rule. Quiet quitting suggests skiving off and doing sweet FA while collecting a full pay. Work to rule is an entirely legitimate way to demonstrate the true value of your work and is even more effective when carried out collectively

Ex_spurt, 3 months ago to random

Mundine is the typical sort of shifty prick that is attracted to Tories, but the sort of 'mums and dads' that will get screwed out of their $$$ by believing him pretty much deserve it

Mundine mining "investment" a sham - The Klaxon
https://theklaxon.com.au/mundine-mining-company-investment-a-sham/

Ex_spurt, 16 days ago to random

I am on a train with my backpack