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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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Kierkegaanks, to random
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Many years ago I lived at a place with a ground level patio door, where we’d get daily visits from neighbourhood cats being curious and friendly… and having no responsibilities except sharing my time with them, I miss that

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Some of you can hear this post

Kierkegaanks,
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@reay @GrimmReality Hopefully the King Missile song

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“Eight Words and a Verbal Slip Put Biden’s Age Back at the Center of 2024
A special counsel’s stinging report and an uneven White House appearance captured Democrats’ fears about President Biden and fueled Republicans as they try to cast him as weak.”

I’m SURE the NY Times will lead tomorrow with a big story about Trump’s many gaffes, right?

Right?

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/us/politics/biden-memory-age-democrats.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Kierkegaanks,
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@samlitzinger meanwhile trump hasn’t had a coherent sentence since 2014, but that’s ok because he’ll build concentration camps again

Kierkegaanks, to random
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It’s the international day of pizza, so I’m making scandi waffles with thawed wild blueberries in greek yoghurt. Be ungovernable!

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Asus is an abreviation of Pegasus and it came about because too many people were put off by the notion that someone would peg a horse

Kierkegaanks, to random
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When I was a tyke there was this cough medication on our market that was produced by some American pharma company. Now, because medicine can be extremely harmful, it’s vital to make pediatric meds taste like shit. So they flavored it with anise oil, also known as the taste of black licorice.

It’s just that outside of the US, this flavoring is a delicacy and I stealthily sneaked me some extra cough medicine when I wasn’t supposed to have any.

Nowadays, my cough medicine is flavored with some kind of bitter citrus that isn’t grapefruit. Hnnnh! But at least I have impulse control to resist the urge now

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I know some of you think Bluesky is strictly for the birds, but it occasionally throws up some hot theropod content instead:

Kierkegaanks,
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@cstross i’ve met the one in color. I don’t remember her name but she’s Mark Zuckerberg’s cousin. It’s not a costume

RickiTarr, to random
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It is bizarre to me that somehow Jesus Apocalypse Doomsday Preppers and Hippie Anarchist Homesteaders have somehow ended up in the same Anti-Vax group.

Kierkegaanks,
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@helplessduck @Doreen32128 @RickiTarr @WackyIdeas @unclepj is satan’s retailer walmart or amazon?

Kierkegaanks, to random
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I wonder how much of the batshit opinions and misunderstandings you constantly see online, like the taylor swift election conspiracy, are symptoms of undiagnosed generalized anxiety and lead poisoning

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Suddenly I remember the Bulletproof Coffee craze with and how that guy is still pitching rancid butter online, and now I’m quietly chuckling to myself at a café and feeling self-conscious

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    Kierkegaanks,
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    @flockofnazguls because that requires collected thoughts instead of standing on a table and screaming whatever comes to mind

    kimlockhartga, to bookstodon
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    @bookstodon What's your favorite book title, whether you've read it or not?

    Mine is EVERYONE ON THE MOON IS ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL, by Julian K. Jarboe, which I have not yet read, followed closely by THEY DON'T MAKE PLUS SIZE SPACESUITS, by Ali Thompson, which I have read.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @kimlockhartga @bookstodon it’s worn out from everyone having been exposed to it a billion times, but when it was new to me: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

    Kierkegaanks, to random
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    I am building a large language model to earn billions. Is that a feasible defense if you get sued for torrenting Saw 18?

    carnage4life, to random
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    I’ve repeatedly said that when it comes to the gig economy, you can have

    • low prices
    • well paid workers
    • profitable services

    Pick two.

    As Wall Street now expects profits, if a law requires paying workers well prices go up. Then supply & demand means usage and pay go down.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @carnage4life You just need to have enough capital to do all three until your competition goes out of business and you’re too big to challenge before you take it public. Like the good old days of monopolistic capitalism

    Kierkegaanks, to random
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    I wish Taylor Swift would do a cover of Aphex Twin’s Come to daddy, but make it Come to mommy, and the video showing her engaging millions of young voters who instinctively hate fox news. I have no idea if it would be good, but it’d be sadistic fun for months

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    Kierkegaanks,
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    @Alice Use dictation mode, anise.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What is one of your best rainy day memories?

    My Cousin Sarah and I got to stay at our Great Grandma's house together, and it was raining, and she told us we didn't have to be cooped up, we could go play in the rain. This was very exciting, because it's not something our parents would have gone for. So we twirled around and leapt in puddles and licked raindrops off rose petals. When we were done our Gran put us in a hot bath, and made us hot tea and treats. She brought out a big bag of costume jewelry and let us go through it, we tried everything on, and thought we were very fancy, and she let us keep our favorite ones.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @RolloTreadway @RickiTarr Who came up with a dragon on the flag in such a rainy land?

    RickiTarr, to random
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    During the Pandemic my brother would mail me ridiculous wigs as a joke. BEHOLD AND DREAD!

    And if you have a fun hair/wig picture to share, YOU KNOW I WANT TO SEE IT!

    Me know a Sia wig half blonde half black with a giant black bow
    Me in a swoopy pink and purple anime type wig
    This is a full 80's let's get physical wig, it's big blonde curly and comes with a pink headband

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @RickiTarr bad screen implementation tried to make this Sia Tart

    Kierkegaanks, to random
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    Having bright sunshine and a halfway hurricane at the same time feels like a trap

    Kierkegaanks, to random
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    Predicting 2024 American politics in 2009

    aral, to random
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    I can’t believe I’m having to write this but please don’t let Elon Musk anywhere near your brain.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @aral Neuralink has everything my body and brain needs. Neuralink has electrolytes.

    arstechnica, to random
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    Could our Universe be a simulation? How would we even tell?

    Simulations all the way down—the philosophical debate on the nature of our Universe.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/could-our-universe-be-a-simulation-how-would-we-even-tell/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @anthropy @arstechnica What use would the simulation be if it cheated with physics?

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @anthropy @arstechnica So they can reproduce thoughts, sentience and self, but the fundamental role of the speed of light in our reality is an erroneous artefact?

    Anyway. Then it’s not a simulation like how the sims is not a simulation, and subsequent layers in the premise would be impossible because of approximation degradation.

    Kierkegaanks,
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    @anthropy @arstechnica i’m not sure i understand what you mean to say

    Imagine you’re a pre-heliocentric astronomer who is observing the inexplicable retrograde movement of mercury, and you have an innate understanding of what later becomes the scientific method. Do you think that the movement of mercury is due to some aspect of reality you don’t understand yet, due to some external influence of the simulation hypothesis or God and angels?

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