Mrfunkedude

Mrfunkedude, 52 minutes ago to random

Ninja School...

Teacher: "I didn't see you in class today."

Student: "Thank you sir."

Mrfunkedude, 5 hours ago to random

Is Absurdism right for you?

Mrfunkedude, 5 hours ago to random

Why were they "Ninja Turtles" and not "Turtle Ninjas"?

And since they spent most of their time on land, wouldn't they have been tortoises?

Mrfunkedude, 7 hours ago to random

I’m awake.

You’re all still here!

Mrfunkedude, 21 hours ago to random

Something that they never tell you when you get a cat...

Their farts are worse then dogs.

OMG WHY DON'T I OWN NOSE PLUGS??? I'M PNICHING MY NOSE! HOW IS IT STILL GETTING THROUGH!?!?!

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

I hope that your day is more productive than mine #today. The only thing I need to do is laundry. AGAIN.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

If you don't boost this that means you like Threads more then the Fedi.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

Bring back waxed cups.

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

You ever have one of those days where you are producing more wind then an ocean breeze?

No?

That's just me then?

🚶💨

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

I did not have “The 2013 movie “Her” becomes real.” on my 2024 bingo card.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

Omg just say what you wanted to say and get it over with.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

OMG just had a HUGE sneezing fit! I thought it was never going to end!

Now I'm all congested damn it.

Stupid sinuses.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

STUPID TMJ!!!

Look like another 3 days of soft foods.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

It's Tuesday.

...

What? It's just Tuesday.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago (edited 4 days ago) to random

Holy shit I just looked at the calendar and realize that I turn 55 next Monday.

How the fuck did that happen?!?!

Where did I go wrong?

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

A friend cam over yesterday to talk. At 65 he's decided to go to therapy to deal with issues that have gone unresolved in his life.

We sat and I listened for hours about his hopes and dreams and how the pursuit of them through out his life, has left him feeling dissatisfied and empty.

I praised him for his willingness to understand himself more and his desire to be at peace in the time he has left.

It's never to late to make changes. It's never to late to find peace.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to gaming

Anyone out there have an extra invite to play the Alpha of the new Marvel game, "Rivals" that they can DM me?

C'mon. Pretty please? I know SOMEONE on the Fedi must have on. Throw the old Funkster a bone would you?

ThankYouVeryMuch.
#gaming #games #marvel

Please boost.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

You can't put technology back in the bottle. You can try to suppress it. You can try to legislate it. You can campaign against it. You can do everything possible to stop it, but at the most, you will only delay the inevitable.

Once the genie is out. The genie is out. Either adapt to it, or get left behind.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago (edited 3 days ago) to random

What are you gonna do when Funkamania runs wild over you?

Mrfunkedude, 5 days ago to random

I still think that "Stack Overflow" sounds like what happens when you poop too much before flushing.

Mrfunkedude, 5 days ago to random

You don’t want to know what your mother did to be able to celebrate this holiday.

Mrfunkedude, 5 days ago to random

It's Sunday! Mothers day! The day we celebrate that time we tore our mothers taint and stretched out her cooch so far that your father never looked at her the same again!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Mrfunkedude, 7 days ago to random

Well it's FRIDAY!!!!!

WOO HOOOOO!!!!

TAKE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND RUN AROUND ALL NAKEY!!!!

WOO HOOOOO!!!

Or is that just me?

Mrfunkedude, 6 days ago to random

I like to imagine that in an alternate universe on an alternate earth is a version of me that became the President of the Unites States and the day after my inauguration, I changed my name to "President President" just so everyone would have to call me "President President President" to give my term that "Beetlejuice" vibe.