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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #advice #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

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I'm fucking dreading quote posting being added to Mastodon. They better give the ability to opt out of it.

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Not so easy is it?

Choose.

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You ever write a long post and after you've finished you delete it because you suddenly realize that you just don't give a fuck as much as you thought you did?

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Hey Linux fans. I've got a question.

What do you think Linux provides, that Windows can not, to the average user aside from a smaller footprint on their hard drive?

I await your response.

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As we approach the end of the year, wouldn't now be a good time to FINALLY DUMP THAT BOX OF OLD CABLES AND CHARGERS THAT YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING ON TO FOR TEN YEARS "JUST IN CASE" ?!?!?

It's ok. You can let them go now. You're going to be fine.

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How do you feel about "Posts" being called "Toots"?

Please boost.

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Nothing sums up this year more than Zoom demanding that their employees come back to the office instead of remote working.

Nothing.

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People act like Gmail came in and afterwards there were no more email providers. Did a lot of people use it? Yes. Did it somehow kill off all off the small email providers? No. Some of them? Sure. All? No.

Why did I switch from Gmail to Proton? Because I stopped trusting Gmail. And felt that I could trust Proton more. Can I still email someone that uses Gmail? Yes. Do I have to support Gmail? No.

The purpose of an open protocol is choice. Otherwise why bother making it open?

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Omg this last episode is so over the top.

Hey Seven. Pilot the ship. Don't leave it to the cook.

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Quickly. While no one else is tooting!

Tell me, what made you smile today?

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What's an uncommon skill you have that whenever you show someone they're amazed?

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Can anyone point to a good resource on how to be a better parent to an autistic adult?

I really feel like I'm swimming in circles and I'm not always sure I'm being the advocate and support that she needs me to be.

Any help from other parents of autistic adults is welcome. If you're not autistic or the parent of someone who is, please don't comment.

Thank you, and please boost for reach.

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Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday today. It meant more then you can know. Sincerely.

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Hey Fedi !!!

I've got a question for you! ONLY REPLY if it's okay for me to use your answer in an EXCLUSIVE video series I'm creating on PeerTube.

Here's your question...

There's been a lot of talk in my timelines about streaming services charging more for not having commercials and a lot of people are thinning out what they subscribe to.

❓What are your TOP THREE STREAMING SERVICES??? Which ones are your favorite and why?❓

Thanks for participating and PLEASE BOOST for visibility! 😀

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🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!

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I'm not the only one that corrects their spelling by entering it into a search engine am I???

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My birthday wish is that all of you find a moment of peace to reflect on all of the people or pets that have brought joy into your life. Both big and small.

Reach out to them. Thank them for the role they’ve played.

And then pay it forward to someone you love that’s close to you.

Thanks.

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I feel “stay in bed all day” sick.

I feel tired and lethargic, my throat is dry, no matter how much water I seem to drink, my eyes are dry, I have mucus, and I feel a pressure in my forehead.

Someone come make me some soup.

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So let me get this right...

The Mastodon app is no defaulting to mastodon.social so that when people join they aren't confused and can decide to switch instances if they choose.

Which, let's be honest, most wont.

I get trying to play to peoples expectations. People expect Mastodon to be like Twitter because that's what everyone compares it to, and when they are asked to select an instance, their brains glitch and they become disinterested.

Will this work? I don't know. Time will tell.

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Is there a German word for "holding in a fart during sex“?

I don’t know why, but that seems like something the Germans would have a word for.

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I propose that we all start pronouncing “Fedi” like “Jedi”.

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This

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What's the best way to hide a fart?

Wrong answers only.

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What do you think I’m probably doing right now?

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Since I've been observing my girlfriend work remote (now only 2 days a week) I've noticed that about 1/4 of her time seems to be convincing her male co-workers that she's right.

And she is. 99% of the time.

But damn if she doesn't have to spend 30 minutes each time convincing them.

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