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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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carnage4life, to random
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This comic panel accurately captures the absurdity of the concept of Batman vs Superman.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life Now that's an unusual threat. 😄

SenseException, to php German
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Well, that explains everything for .

afilina, to random
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When did I get from "too young to be taken seriously as a programmer" to "I have a kid your age"?!

SenseException,
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@afilina Isn't it "too old to be taken seriously as a programmer" nowadays? It feels like it for me.

SenseException,
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@afilina I would have started at a young age too, but my mother didn't allow me to have a computer at that time. She was afraid it would be too much of a distraction. 😔

At least I did concept art for game ideas at young age. 😄

TwraSun, to random German
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Die nächste Umfrage kommt von RTL: "Sollte die AfD verboten werden?"
Es sieht nicht gut aus. Wir sind erst bei 80% Zustimmung. Da geht noch was!

Direktlink:
➡️ https://midgard.opinary.com/compasses/rtl/sollte-die-afd-verboten-werden-_producti-COmk5s

SenseException,
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@TwraSun Ist die Umfrage am Ende dann nicht auch manipuliert worden? Wegen dem Ergebnis und so.

ocramius, to random
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03:30 hospital visits aren't the best 🙄

SenseException,
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@ocramius Hope this isn't a permanent visit. Get well.

SenseException, to ai German
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Why does this remind me of an old way to rise in the ranks of search engines?

It was possible to influence search engines by having text that's colored the same as the background color in the early days of automatic indexing webpages.

If this is true, then history is repeating.
https://social.wxcafe.net/@wxcafe/112502321190198518

mortenbock, to random
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Hot take: If you change jobs every 3 years, you've never learned from dealing with your own legacy applications, and you will keep making the same mistakes.

SenseException,
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@mortenbock But you will always leave as a successful person with the possibility for higher wages.

heiglandreas, to random
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Wir haben eine Umfrage ins Internet gestellt. Aber weil das immer noch ist, haben wir keine Ahnumg von dem was wir da machen und schieben die Schuld daran, das was anderes rauskommt, als wir gerne hätten jetzt auf alle, die an der Umfrage teilgenommen haben...

ich glaube das mit der Demokratie, das üben wir noch mal, oder?

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas In Nachrichten würde das bestimmt auch als Manipulation berichtet werden.

bruces, to random
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"Humor is a human phenomenon"

*Is this actually true? It must be true of verbal humor -- but maybe there are animals funnier than people, when seen by animal standards

SenseException,
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@oldgeek @ramsey @bruces @pluralistic Mocking is a bird phenomenon.

SenseException, to random German
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Friendly reminder: All the news you get where you're not sure if they're real or if they're a parody. We are the descendants of the people of Golgafrincham after all.

phpc, to php
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WHAT IS HAPPENING, MY PHPEOPLE!

SenseException,
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@phpc Replace all the Ps with PHPs.

Just like PHP mostly got reduced to overriding/replacing eCommerce framework functionality with custom code.

ramsey, to random
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Why do IDEs always default the terminal to the bottom of the screen? I’m always—always—going to move it to right side of the screen. No matter what. Am I the only one who does this?

SenseException,
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@ramsey I rather need more width than height for my terminal.

SenseException, to CSS German
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#CSS communication tipp: It's important to know why !important was important

SenseException,
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@afilina Especially on third party inline styles.

stux, to random
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Outstanding move!

Cat & human play chess. Human does a move and cat shoves it off the board

SenseException,
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@stux And people are always comparing playing chess with a pigeon...

SenseException, to random German
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Talks at user groups or conferences are infotainment. While information and structure are important in a talk and the main reason why someone wants to see it, it's also true that the attention span of people differs and also depend on the event:

People come right after work to user groups. Maybe being already a bit tired or they had a bad day.

People go from one talk to another at conferences, always trying to keep up their concentration.

Funny slides can act like a memory hook.

Crell, (edited ) to php
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Hey #PHP. When you use union and intersection types, do you include spaces?

(RT for reach, etc. This is survey data for @phpfig. If you know of any official policies by major projects already, please note/link in the replies.)

#codingstyle #phpfig

SenseException,
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@Girgias @Crell @phpfig Interesting POV: You don't have two or more types combined but a totally new type.

carnage4life, to random
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I’ve lost hundreds of followers on Twitter this week writing about the potential and impact of LLMs on people and businesses.

No idea if people are bored with the topic or my takes were just that bad.😁

Either way I think LLMs are disruptive and the question is just how disruptive not if.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life Are you sure that Twitter wasn't just deleting accounts?

SenseException, to random German
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We don't need AI to tell us to put glue into cheese or to eat rocks. We have people who do that.

Schrank, to random German
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@packagist Awesome! composer req phpunit now adds phpunit to require-dev as default, without asking - I LIKE!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @naderman @Schrank @packagist Which versions of the dev tools do I need to install to be able to use them without composer? Dev tools via composer is a convenience on installation, but can become a pain if new packages get blocked because dev tools have a certain package with a constrain.

I had a few issues with in CI some years ago. I should give it a try again.

tjdraper, to random
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Watched the Star Trek: The Next Generation series finale All Good Things with the kids on its 30th anniversary. Still the best finale of any TV show. So doggone good. I consider it to be basically one of the TNG movies.

SenseException,
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@tjdraper And the sky is the limit

heiglandreas, to random
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Great! Something changed in symfony/phpunit-bridge between 6.4.7 and 6.4.x-dev 15607a3 that now results in

Error in bootstrap script: PHPUnit\Event\Code\NoTestCaseObjectOnCallStackException:
Cannot find TestCase object on call stack

...

Not how I thought my day would start... 😕

SenseException,
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@alessandrolai @heiglandreas @sebastian @herndlm Five! Five people can't use duckduckgo! Ah ah ah ah...

Sesame Street The Count GIF

Crell, to random
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"It's a DTO so it shouldn't have methods, just data" is an excellent way to end up with procedural spaghetti with a class keyword floating around.

It certainly won't get you a good codebase, that's for sure.

SenseException,
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@Crell I'm not sure I understand that quote. Is this about anemic objects?

sixtus, to random German
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Als statt Klimaaktivisten plötzlich Klimaaktivitäten den Verkehr lahm legten, erwiesen sich die Strafgesetze als wirkungslos.

SenseException,
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@sixtus Die haben ein Wasserrohr angezapft und alles überflutet!!1!!!elf

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