StefanThinks

StefanThinks, 1 hour ago to random

It might not be politically correct, but I grew up using certain words and refuse to change them because they might trigger sensitive snowflakes. The woke mob can call it spaghetti, but I will keep saying bloody bread wires.

StefanThinks, 7 hours ago to random

Me: I stole the secret ingredients that Chobani uses, now I can make my own Greek yogurt!

My woke mom: Hey, that's cultural appropriation!

StefanThinks, 19 hours ago to random

AI isn't going to kill us in the expected Terminator way; it's going to kill us by giving us misinformation, like recommending that we eat rocks, glue, and latex paint.

StefanThinks, 20 hours ago to random

We’ll never know who the best actors are because they're so good we didn't even know they were acting.

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

I'm no Karen, but it really gets my goat when people don't RSVP to a meeting invite.

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

“I’m a human centipede and I have never had any bad experiences with it. I don't know why everyone always whines and complains about being one, probably some human centipedes would rather moan than keep a positive attitude.” – A person who is at the front of a human centipede

farah, 1 day ago to random

I guess I am very lucky to switch to Linux when I did. I’m just happy that my 10+ yr old laptop finally takes less than a minute to startup/shutdown.

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

Hey, your joke used some words that another famous joke also used, so I'm going to reply to yours with it because you reminded me of words and also to low-key imply you stole your joke.

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

Fuck nudes, send me US$200,010,800.53.

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

Sorry for missing your wedding, but I have to finish watching all of TikTok before it gets banned.

StefanThinks, 3 days ago to random

StefanThinks, 4 days ago to random

Epoxy upon my house? Thanks, my roof has been leaking, that could really help stop the leaks.

StefanThinks, 5 days ago to random

Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

Look, you might disagree with my methods, but I do things the easy way, not the right way.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

“[I am an expert on some topic] because I work in the industry” – Someone trying to argue with you online who definitely doesn't work in “the industry.”

StefanThinks, 1 year ago to random

Interviewer: Can you explain these gaps in your resume?

Me: Those are typographical indicators called spaces and line breaks that separate words and paragraphs.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

I thought I accidentally put my baby on vibrate mode but he was just farting.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

You know it's a pretty fucked up world when churches can just buy sexual abuse and molestation liability insurance to protect their assets instead of PROTECTING CHILDREN from predators.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

It's a common misconception, but ACAB doesn't include ODB.

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

If I were a doordash driver, I would bring little snacks for all of the customer’s neighbors so they don't feel left out.

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

Whoops, I forgot the password for my brain.

StefanThinks, 8 days ago to random

Tacos were first. Sandwiches are tacos.

StefanThinks, 9 days ago to random

Your email found me shirtless in the trunk of my car devouring an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands. I was on my lunch break.