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Ulrich_the_Elder

@Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social

Very old autistic guitarist. I try to be kind. I do not suffer fools. I left twitter a bit over 7 years ago as it was too evil then. Also it is an old photo I am vain.
#Canada, #guitar, #Canpoli, #Ukraine, #BLM

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Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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You can literally list traits that most people find vile and unacceptable and most people in the USA will immediately all think of the same person. DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS PERSON!!!

dangillmor, to random
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It's possible that Meta/Threads will interoperate with the Fediverse to expand people's access to each other in purely cooperative ways, for everyone's benefit.

But history tells us that it's vastly, vastly, vastly more likely that the Meta will, borg-like, follow Big Tech's normal pattern of "embrace, extend, extinguish" -- because there's no history of giant platforms doing anything else.

So we all need to prepare, right now, for what we do about it -- and not wait until it happens.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@dangillmor If I wanted to interact with facebook or whatever they happen to be calling themselves today I would rejoin facebook (WHICH I QUIT 8 YEARS AGO DUE TO THE RISE OF FASCISM ON THE SITE)... I am on Mastodon because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER, TRUTH SOCIAL OR ANY OTHER nazi media site. THanks.

Erpel, to random

Adam Something did a video on the 100k shitbox called Cybertruck ​:floofLol:​

https://youtu.be/lFloLGmPKl0

Cc @kaia

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@Erpel @kaia It looks as if it were designed by Homer Simpson while he was drunk.

RickiTarr, to random
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When you get a new house, You get 8 keys made, give 4 to friends/family, put one in your wallet/purse, hide one in your car, bury one with your gold, the last one goes to a stranger to see if they can solve the mystery of what it goes to.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@RickiTarr I live in SE BC Canada. I am 70 years old. I have never in my life locked the door to my house or my car. Once I had a 1 gallon gas container with a few ounces of fuel stolen from my garage that had no door. Totally worth it.

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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Apparently there is a Kate Middleton Controversy. I am not in the loop on this one. Would anyone care to fill me in??? Thanks

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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So an alleged billionaire cannot come up with less than half a billion??? Do you supposed he lied about being a billionaire????

flexghost, to random
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Thoughts and prayers

🇺🇸

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@flexghost Alleged billionaire... HaHa!!!!

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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I saw a post about ADHD this morning and it made me think of this fellow I know who is self-diagnosed with ADHD. I am fairly certain that if he did actually see a psychologist or psychiatrist he would be properly diagnosed as a common asshole.

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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The fact that trump is worshiped by some and vilified by me makes me wonder what the worshipers see that I do not. I can only assume that they are fans of racism and hatred.

RickiTarr, to random
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What's a good movie to watch with your Mom?

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@RickiTarr My mother who died at age 90 in 2010 was a huge fan of Charles Bronson. She owned every movie he ever made. I am not very aware of elder women's physiology but she seemed a tad enamored...

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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trump has stated that he wants to be a dictator. This means that if elected there will be no more elections. You will be saddled with trump until he dies then one of his kids will take over. If trump wins democracy dies, it is literally as simple as this.

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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If you vote for Biden there will be another election in 4 years. If you vote trump in there will be no more elections.

jeffjarvis, to random
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You go to hell. For that's where we will be if you don't do your damned part to defeat Trump. Since you asked, New York Times.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@jeffjarvis A vote for Biden will give you another chance to vote in a few years. A vote for trump and voting is no longer a thing.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@jeffjarvis You vote for the one who will support the next election. One of the candidates has vowed to become a autocrat and suspend any further elections. Vote for the one that will allow further elections.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@jbqueru If you vote for Biden there will be another election in 4 years. If you vote trump in there will be no more elections.

Ulrich_the_Elder, to random
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I was there the day computers arrived in the workplace. It was still a decade before the first actual IT department. They literally just grabbed some woman from accounting and made her the computer person. This is the lineage of the IT department. Some poor woman who was thrown totally unprepared, for a thing she knew absolutely nothing about. It broke some of them and others thrived. It was a total crap shoot.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@realTuckFrumper Simo Häyhä

fak, to random
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I know they'd only find ways around it, but why can't donations to political parties be capped? A maximum amount per individual or organisation, with company directors only eligible to donate once (either personally or through their company/partnership/charity/trust).

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@fak Political donations should be illegal. Every party should get the exact same amount to run their campaigns, this money should be provided by the government and should be funded by fair taxation. INCLUDING TAXING BILLIONAIRES AND CHURCHES!!!!

markmccaughrean, to random
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Who knew? 😳

While there are only 80,000 of those iconic giant redwoods left in their native California (I blame all those rubbish speedbike riders in Return of the Jedi), there are 500,000 now growing in the UK.

Smaller so far, given that they’re much younger, but apparently the warm wet weather conditions suit them well & the largest are already over 50 metres tall.

Story & pix by my lovely friends Becky Morelle, Ali Francis, & Tony Jolliffe at the BBC: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68518623

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@markmccaughrean Let me know when some member of the house of lords hacks the entire thing down to make a monument to himself.

mattsheffield, to random
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The biggest scam in politics besides Trump is that Republicans care about religious freedom. They actually strenuously oppose it for anyone who is not a Christian.

Anyone can verify this by seeing how right wing judges completely disregard Indigenous religious cases https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/03/supreme-court-and-religion-judges-christianity.html

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@mattsheffield Also they vehemently oppose the things that Jesus is actually known for, such as: feeding the hungry, aiding the poor, welcoming immigrants, and chasing the money traders from the temple.

Skepticat, to random
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Sorry I’m late. I was trying to figure out which clocks changed automatically, which didn’t and is it the old 7am or the new 7am?

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@Skepticat Time is made up. It does not matter. I honestly could not tell you what month it is. Throw away your watch or at least shove it in a drawer.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@realTuckFrumper He is a proven in court RAPIST!! IS rape protecting women???? IS this the level of horrible that maga now promotes.

RickiTarr, to random
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Imagine really caring what gender someone is. The only reason you would really care is if you intend to treat one gender in a different way than the other.

"I don't know what to call them!"

Call them by their goddamn name.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@RickiTarr My take on gender: Unless I am in a sexual relationship with you, whatever my gender is on any given day is none of your ******* business.

flexghost, to random
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What the hell is this?

I made it 3 minutes into Katie Britt’s astonishingly bad SotU rebuttal

Drop on the comments how far you can make it into this clip before turning it off

Video of Katie Britt turning in her audition for Mr. Johnson’s junior class presentation of Our Town

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@flexghost I trust your judgement and will not be subjecting myself to this. Thanks.

ned, (edited ) to random
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"I’m so tired of Biden officials acting like we’re idiots. You can’t arm and fund Israel, draw no red lines, veto UN resolutions, reject the ICJ, cut UNRWA funding, ignore international law, then say you’re helping the dire humanitarian crisis you created. People see your lies."

(i would have said "you helped create" rather than "you created", but the point still stands.)

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@ned Yeah, I totally get it, the lesser evil is still evil. I am not asking you to worship this, I am just asking you to do the math and vote. Good luck to us all...

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