WayneWarped

@WayneWarped@mastodonapp.uk

Why, what, where, how did I get here? I guess that's more a question for my Mother. As I was grown from mould living on a forgotten jam jar, discarded on the beach by Sizewell. It's a little tricky to track her, or it down.

Here for fun, and trying to master the art of the shitpost. The hatred of the Tories might creep into my posts.

I do play well with all genders, nationalities, sexualities, religions, kinks, etc... Apart from those from Horley. I do have some limits.

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WayneWarped, to animals

Just felt like posting something cute.

video/mp4

WayneWarped, to bluesky

Out of curiosity, what is like?

WayneWarped,

@pilirin Surprised it is quiet. I thought loads would be begging for invite codes, with the other place going down the drain.

WayneWarped,

@pilirin Any chance I could have an invite code please?

WayneWarped, to fediverse

Thinking of joining and am after any interesting people to follow for their content. Will watch anything as interested in a huge variety of subjects.

Any recommendations welcome.

WayneWarped,

@TiffyBelle Thanks, this will keep me busy.

WayneWarped, to random

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three: one to paint the unicorn, one to drain the bathtub. The final to sing the Lord Prayer in Latin.

WayneWarped, to Funny

They have gone too far.

wild1145, to random

Exam is done, think I got half the questions 100% right, and the other half I'm pretty confident in. 3 business days for a confirmation though so will have to wait and see!

WayneWarped,

@wild1145 Good luck, I'm sure you nailed it.

The wait, I find is always the worst part.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Does God stay in Heaven, because he lives in fear of what he created?

WayneWarped,

@Nickiquote @RickiTarr You should try these.

WayneWarped,

@NormanDunbar @Nickiquote @RickiTarr Hedgehogs now are in short supply. I recall them tasting really nice. Not that they were made with hedgehogs, as the wiki explains.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog_Flavour_Crisps

WayneWarped, to Funny

Some useful information for animal lovers.

WayneWarped, to food

Oh, the choices. It's a tough one.

WayneWarped, to Funny

No idea who or why this picture exists.

But your day is now a little bit better for seeing it.

WayneWarped, to random

Blame @doot they made me do it.

WayneWarped, to bapcsalescanada

This is tragic and funny. Is your child a hacker?

Parents, quickly check your child's computer.

WayneWarped,

@Tekchip Hacking, it's the choice of the new generation.

WayneWarped,

@Tekchip We all know that one can of Pepsi and a usb lead, and you can bypass any paywall.

WayneWarped, to animals

Eh? Argh! Giant dog attacks! Run!

WayneWarped, to Funny

It's all crazy.

Humans working their arses off for a minium wage, and even then barely being able to afford to survive.

Whilst robots spend their time being creative, writing poetry, books, painting pictures.

The future is the wrong way around.

godpod, to random

Welcome to Heaven, Paul Reubens.

WayneWarped,

@godpod Don't let him in the back row of the theatre.

WayneWarped, to space

OceanGate's cofounder wants to send 1,000 people to a floating colony on Venus by 2050, and says we shouldn't stop pushing the limits of innovation.

I fully support OceanGate’s mission of removing as many billionaires from the planet as possible.

The company policy of using innovative and affordable materials, have they made the hull of their spacecraft from wet cardboard? Is it controlled by a trackpad from Aliexpress?

https://www.businessinsider.com/oceangate-cofounder-send-humans-live-venus-atmosphere-2050-titan-sohnlein-2023-7?r=US&IR=T

WayneWarped, to cooking

And that's how you make caramel. Doesn't it look lovely?

WayneWarped, to Funny

If the pink doesn't get people attention, then the eyes will.

WayneWarped, to random

Most of what I post will be stupidity. I understand comedy is subjective, if you don't find what I post funny, then it's your fault.

I can be found on Lemmy World (WickedWarped) and PixelFed (WayneWarped).

Apart from funny stuff, and reports about my own mental health. You may find me posting stuff about politics, mostly hatred for the Tories.

UK, science, lichen, moss, fungi, nature, I love all thing living. Well, apart from people. They confuse me.

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