Why, what, where, how did I get here? I guess that's more a question for my Mother. As I was grown from mould living on a forgotten jam jar, discarded on the beach by Sizewell. It's a little tricky to track her, or it down.
Here for fun, and trying to master the art of the shitpost. The hatred of the Tories might creep into my posts.
I do play well with all genders, nationalities, sexualities, religions, kinks, etc... Apart from those from Horley. I do have some limits.
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