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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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skinnylatte, to random
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For someone who lives in San Francisco who doesn’t know how to drive a car, I’ve certainly eaten my way through large chunks of the Bay Area

andrewfeeney,
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@maya_b @skinnylatte I know right? I’ve found roads and car parks tend towards the same sorts of designs. Want to see something different? You’re going to need to catch a train, ride a bike, and or walk some.

andrewfeeney, to ChatGPT
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"Cause a Playwright test to fail immediately"

#Playwright #SoftwareDevelopment #ChatGPT #Shakespeare

andymoose, to random
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Why are there so many YouTube channels where it’s two dudebros and they somehow scrape enough money to afford a cybertruck to make a video of. Or is it the same cybertruck and it just gets passed around until everyone has made a stupid video with it.

andrewfeeney,
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@andymoose Pretty sure that’s the core market.

wilbr, to random
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Why are they "attorneys at law?" Can I be an attorney at anime?

andrewfeeney,
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@wilbr Are they attorneys at rest / play after office hours?

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Welcome Back From The Dead Kotter


CarlG, to random
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Based upon its number of daily active users (113K and shrinking), Truth Social's crazy $9.6bn valuation comes to a whopping $85K per user, or 155 times that of Facebook.

It would be worth only $62m (still inflated!) if it were valued at the same $550 per daily active user as Facebook ($1.16 trillion capitalization with 2.09 billion users).

Truth Social isn't a meme stock or Dutch tulips - it's money laundering in plain view.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/03/media/truth-social-stock-trump-djt

andrewfeeney,
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@CarlG TIL Facebook's valuation equates to $550 per daily user. That's honestly more per user than I would have guessed.

Heliograph, to til
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is Latin for 'runner'

andrewfeeney,
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@Heliograph I too curse when I run.

andrewfeeney,
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@Heliograph The word “cursor” implies the existence of the word “cursee”.

BeazLouise, to Birds
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Intense much?

andrewfeeney,
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@BeazLouise This looks like an angry Gru from despicable me.

rephlex00, to random
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Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

andrewfeeney,
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@kboyd @rephlex00 “I’m sure in 1985 you can get plutonium from every corner drug-store, but back in 1955 it’s not to easy to come by”

Edent, to random
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Mastodon is wild.

You can write something like "Imagine you had a cat - and one day it started speaking to you in Spanish. What would you do?"

And fully 75% of the replies will be "I'm allergic to cats so it would never happen."

andrewfeeney,
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@Edent I am though, so it wouldn’t.

andrewfeeney,
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@pointlessone @Edent I guess I’d say, “Désolé Monsieur Cat, je ne parle pas espagnol.” and then shoot off into space with my jetpack.

ProfLouiseL, to random
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So glad the rumour that Johnson got turned away from a polling station for lack of photo ID is actually true. Hilarious. Reportedly the fool thought an envelope with his name and address on would do.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-turned-away-polling-32724518

andrewfeeney, (edited )
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@ProfLouiseL

Johnson: Stand aside and let me vote! I order you to let me vote!

Dennis' Mother: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Johnson: I am a former Prime Minister!

Dennis' Mother: Well I didn't vote for you.

andrewt, to random
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🎶 I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
🎶 I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
🎶 I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
🎶 With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
🎶 I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
🎶 And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
🎶 I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
🎶 And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on

andrewfeeney,
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@andrewt @cairobraga @texanarchy

I attribute the phrase to @cwebber

Though others may have independently coined it.

https://phpc.social/@andrewfeeney/109681806763676905

andrewfeeney, to random
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I had to have a mole removed so I went to my GP. Before he started he just kept cracking these awful dad jokes, on and on. After a while I got sick of it and so I told him “Will you just cut it out!"

aperture, to random

i don't believe that people wake up fully verbal i wake up and i need like at least 15 minutes for the talking systems to be turned on

andrewfeeney,
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@aperture Only 15 minutes?

andrewfeeney, (edited ) to random
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You request a review from a fellow contributor on a pull request. The reviewer doesn't review it in time for the PR to be merged. Approval is not required in your workflow, and the branched passed QA checks so you merge it. Days or weeks later, the reviewer marks the PR as 'Accepted'. You feel:

CardboardRobot, to random
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I hate sand, it gets everywhere - Sandy the Sandworm

andrewfeeney,
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@CardboardRobot “I love giving piggy back rides”

andrewfeeney, to random
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We are in the brief couple of months where putting an emoji in the subject of your email still makes your email stand out. In a few months email subjects will contain only emojis.

I'm actually surprised it took this long.

yiningkarlli, to random
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The weirdest side effect of a possible US ban on DJI is that Hasselblad may end up banned too since it’s been a DJI subsidiary since 2017.

The funniest side effect would be Lockheed Martin spinning up a consumer drone business to fill the market vacuum left behind.

andrewfeeney,
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@yiningkarlli Coming soon: RQ-170-Mini MySentinel

healyn, to random
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It seems a bit heavy-handed to accuse popular US conservatives of "murdering puppies", but here we are

andrewfeeney,
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@healyn It's the last bastion of bipartisanship. Most people agree puppies are good.

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Capitol Hill Hillbillies


andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Fool House


skinnylatte, to random
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I know Rainbow Grocery has some real woo-woo shit but Vitamin Bs for autism takes it to a whole new level.

andrewfeeney,
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@skinnylatte I mean I guess autistic people should definitely get their vitamin B. But that’s because they like everyone else are people, not because they are autistic.

x00001, to random
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And in the news, How Long It Would Take A Hacker To Brute Force Your Password In 2024, Ranked: https://digg.com/tech/link/how-long-hack-crack-password-hive-systems-2024 :cch:​

Huh, I don't think my passwords are doing too bad according to this! :cathumbsup:​

andrewfeeney,
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@x00001 I’m glad to see my usual password “Password1!” is safe for 33 thousand years.

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