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chris

@chris@strafpla.net

#37c3 📞6282
„Guten Abend, wir sinken, darf ich mich setzen?“

GermanTravellingITGuyGay50yoNonVegetarianWithOnsettingEnvironmentalismExSmokerAtheistNerdMotorbikerOwnedByTwoCatsAndAMan
EuropeanAsFuck🇪🇺
If I argue hard and extensively with you, please feel appreciated.

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chris, to random
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I‘m wondering if there were still people in Germany in 1933 who loudly abstained from voting because “the choice between NSDAP and everything else is like the choice between pest and cholera” and “voting does not really change anything”.
And did they feel some smug justification that “the political class” failed?

chris, to linguistics
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I desparately need an emergency service to challenge my new-to-me-and-maybe-stupid idea that (the most delicious food) and (the boat) are relatives.
It‘s just too plausible, they are little ships!

I can live with being one of today‘s lucky 10‘000, just tell me it‘s true!

chris, to random
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So vaccines are dangerous because is dangerous.
stops mRNA synthesis in the human body very effectively, it is absolutely natural, organic and available for free in wild mushrooms.
is hiding this fact from us and even managed to give the most common of these mushrooms a bad name.
not ” may be a good campaign slogan!

chris, to ai
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chris, to random German
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Ich vermisse das Paralleluniversum ohne Covid mit den ganzen Konzerten von , das war schön!

chris, to random
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I’d like to file a formal complaint on the total lack of documentation for something useful I set up half a year ago for myself.
I have no idea why it works.

chris, to random
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For those who like , here's an sql that looks for the currently used spam-images per instance, limited by the last 3 hours and at least 10 hits.
I’ll use this as a blocklist for now.
Edit to clarify: It looks for a hash of the blurred pictures created by mastodon, so it actually looks for the pictures in a way, not hashtags.

https://gist.github.com/strafplanet/cfdd10c3a999ac2d14a73cc5d9eae6a9#file-mastospam_sql_1-md

chris, to random German
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Gerade Message an geschrieben:
„Nix gegen Pornos, aber nach deutschem Recht ist halt ein Video eines erigierten Penis beim Abspritzen ins Gesicht Pornographie, und Ihr verbreitet die frei zugänglich.
Müsst Ihr selber wissen.
(Man könnte natürlich auch mal die verwendeten Tags zur proaktiven Suche auf der eigenen Instanz verwenden.)“

chris, to random
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Can we please have a feature that lets us block traffic of Mastodon servers that have not been patched?
The API gives away the version number of the server - I‘m close to hacking a script that creates blocklists based on Server versions.

chris, to generativeAI
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A devboard with for - does it exist? It seems that LoRa is allowed on 169MHz in EU with the usual caveats so it should exist, but I can’t find it.

chris, to blender
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I had a stupid idea what to do during the holidays: printing funny magnetic applications for s at . Unfortunately my printer jammed, thoroughly, so there is only one in existence, yet.😭😭
If anybody wants to pick up and extend on the idea, that could still be fun!
(Please post pictures and files somewhere and tag them - like animal and mask, that was the plan - so they can be found.)
My files are at https://www.printables.com/model/695101-moustache-animask

chris, to random
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Now that‘s a cute fishing attempt:
The administrator of my email server writes from administrator@mydomain.tld to mail@mydomain.tld:
I need to follow a link and enter my password to affirm that my email is still in use, or else.
(I‘ve been hosting my email myself for about two decades now…)

chris, to generativeAI
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I’ll bring a tiny number of / devices to and I’ll be happy to meet like minded tinkerers.
I’ll be either on or on
https://matrix.to/#/#37C3LoRaSpace:strafpla.net

chris, to random German
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Ich trinke einen weiteren Kaffee, belausche weiter den Nachbartisch und fühle mich bestätigt in der Überzeugung, dass alte, von sich selbst überzeugte Männer wesentlicher Teil des generellen Problems sind.
Da ist eine Mischung aus Mangel an Demut, Selbstreflektion und eine eher mässige Fähigkeit zum Nachdenken. Jedes Hirn in der eigenen Echokammer.
Und das waren jetzt nicht einmal Nazi-Opas.
Ich frage mich ängstlich, wieviel davon kulturell und wieviel durch das Altern verursacht ist.

chris, to random
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‎ed for being part of the problem - even if this is just a tiny instance it will not transport instances that are tolerating profiles containing “from the river to the sea”.

chris, to fediverse German
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‎sprachige öffentliche ‎en im (ich fange mal an zu sammeln und freue mich über Hinweise)
@stbibkoeln
@stabiwupp
@elibbremen
@stadtbuechereien_duesseldorf

chris, to random German
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Guten Morgen, heute ist der jährliche „Tag der ‎en“.
Glücklicherweise ist es kein Sonntag: im Gegensatz zu vielen anderen öffentlichen Einrichtungen (Schwimmbad, Theater,…) dürfen Bibliotheken in den meisten Bundesländern sonntags nicht öffnen!

Das soll laut Koalitionsvertrag geändert werden, ist es aber bisher nicht.

Schaut heute bei Eurer vorbei, guckt, ob die heute etwas Besonderes macht und sagt etwas Nettes zu den BibliothekarInnen. Leise 🤭

https://www.bibliotheksverband.de/tag-der-bibliotheken

chris, to random
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I am this many years old:
When coming home from to Germany I will not bring drugs but …
a batch of for a friend.

(and for me to try but nobody knows)

chris, to random
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So, here I have a new follower from named IncestMilfs.
They joined two days ago and are posting content that is pornographic under German law and now it is on my instance and my instance (which I am responsible for) makes it accessible to minors.
To be safer I have to at least silence mastodon.social if not defederate.
Two days. Mastodon.Social has no idea what they are doing anymore.

chris, to random German
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Gestern Konzert im in , schön und heiß, kostete umgerechnet €11 pro Liter, (kleine) Wasserflaschen mussten am Eingang geleert werden.

Außer mit den wenigen, eher unappetitlichen Waschbecken überfüllter Klos gab es keine Wasserstellen!

Sorry, aber das ist mindestens völlig bescheuert, wenn nicht bösartig.

Ist das mit @stadtdortmund so abgesprochen? Ist das okay für Deichkind? Kann ich mir irgendwie nicht vorstellen.

chris, to mastodon
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If you can read this, this instance has been updated to #4.1.3, because .
Thanks for making this Mastodon update boring and uneventful, again :-)

https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases/tag/v4.1.3

chris, to random German
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Es ist mir immer unsagbar peinlich, wenn internationale Gäste auf die Deutsche treffen. Danke

chris, to random
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Hm, I used @Cloudguy as a reason to thoroughly clean up everything related to and to migrate some things to just to find that password changes in iCloud-Keychain sometimes do not seem to stay but are overwritten (synced?) with the old password.
Even if I delete a specific account/password it just comes back after a while!

It seems I’ll stick to for another few years, at least for the non- set of logins.

chris, to mastodon
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Duty calls on the Fediverse

chris, to fediverse
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Why do I a massive number of people on ? Because my is fairly !
I am trying to not only catch people I personally find interesting but to curate interesting people (and their topics) for the small number of friends sharing this instance.
It feels a little like having a small venue and I am trying to book interesting bands.
Mastodon has a fascinating dynamic!

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