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designatednerd

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I never shut up about iOS and Android development. She/Her. Rochester, NY, USA and/or wherever I've convinced someone to let me come talk to people.

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designatednerd, to random
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It's important to know that a lot of the book ban horseshit going on right now is being driven by a vanishingly tiny number of people: Eleven people filed 60% of the 1000+ challenges the Washington Post reviewed.

Gift link: https://wapo.st/3MSf6Gx

designatednerd, to random
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Reminder to mute for those of you who are not interested in reading far more Apple shitposts than usual for the next week.

designatednerd, to swift
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Cat's out of the bag: I'm honored to have been asked to join the Foundation workgroup, so Foundation can truly be a…well, foundation...everywhere. https://forums.swift.org/t/foundation-workgroup-formed/67135

designatednerd, to random
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Hey Grindr users: You should be aware that the new owners of the app are responding to a unionization drive by telling people they have two months to move to an office or they’re fired. https://grindrunited.org/press.html

designatednerd, to random
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I have definitely referred to the Apple Watch as a $400 find my phone button, so I'm happy they're improving that use case, especially for people who are shit at echolocation

designatednerd, to random
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Hello my name is senior dev, my pronouns are it/depends

designatednerd, to random
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My mom’s car (2019 Honda Fit) doesn’t have whatever timer that prevents the car from draining the battery if you leave any light in the car on whatsoever. And when you drain the battery, it resets the emissions computer.

Which means to pass your emissions test, you have to drive around in circles for several hours until all the sensors have done their tests, creating a bunch of unnecessary emissions.

Great work everyone.

designatednerd, to random
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It’s incredibly hard to talk about in any nuanced way on social media, but everything in the Israel-Gaza conflict is impossibly sad.

The closest I can come in a sentence: The sheer suffering being inflicted on people who have little to no control over the actions of their leadership (or sometimes fellow citizens) has been and continues to be horrific.

designatednerd, to random
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OK being able to fill out photographed forms seems like a really, really, really useful feature

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After the incredible staging and general insanity of Ireland's entry, Latvia's ballad with with a relatively minimalist vibe is suffering in comparison.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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There is always at least one song that is clearly just an excuse for the production crew to go absolutely bonkers with the fire effect, and this year it is brought to you by Georgia.

designatednerd, to random
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Qualifications for VP of Industrial Design at Apple:

  • Must have a very posh British accent
  • Must have a hypnotizing voice
designatednerd, to random
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OH REALLY XCODE? I CAN FIND RAGE IN SCOPE! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

designatednerd, to random
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As someone who has lived next to two golden retrievers for the last nine months, I can tell you this take from @caseynewton is spot on.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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The tinfoil diaper is an…interesting choice for the Greek entry.

designatednerd, to random
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Oh hooray: Swift Charts will support pie charts! https://developer.apple.com/wwdc23/10037

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designatednerd, to Eurovision
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I love that both hosts are fluent in both English and French and literally nobody is surprised. Last year Hannah Waddingham breaking out in French caused a near-orgasm in the audience

designatednerd, to random
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This Project 2025 bullshit the Republicans have come up with is not just saying the quiet part loud, they’re skipping the quiet part altogether.

Just in case anyone you know is thinking things will be in any way shape or form normal if Trump gets reelected: https://wapo.st/49mZXWU (gift link)

designatednerd, to random
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They say art is pain, but I don’t think they meant when you drop a really heavy art on your foot.

We did get it on the wall eventually though. Artist is a Ukrainian who wound up here in Rochester after the Russian invasion. Her stuff is incredibly cool. https://www.etsy.com/shop/MagicLineStore

designatednerd, to random
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If you ever visit Cambodia or Laos, which I have been lucky enough to do, you will learn a lot about why all of SE Asia is ecstatic about Kissinger's death.

There's a reasonably direct line from the illegal bombing of Cambodia to the Khmer Rouge's takeover, enabling their reign of terror that killed 1/4 of the Cambodian population and drove out or killed most folks who were educated.

There are still "bombies" from cluster munitions all over Laos, which kill or maim people on a regular basis.

designatednerd, to random
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Also looking at the crowd of cargo ships in Singapore harbor as we landed (I assume to Red Sea shipping getting fucked up), get ready for a whole lot more stories about supply chain issues 😬

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ned, (edited ) to random
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Just thinking about how wrong the phrase is, "You have to earn respect".

No, you have to earn disrespect. As a human being, I'm naturally going to respect you if I don't know you. It's when you earn my disrespect, that I'll stop showing respect.

I give people respect freely, until they prove to me that they don't deserve it.

designatednerd,
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@ned @aijaz yes. I generally give people a lot of rope but once you’re on my shit list, you tend to stay there.

davemark, to apple
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ME: Siri, play some music
SIRI: I'll need to access your Overcast data to use the app. Is that OK?

WHAT THE WHAT?

And the thing is, I can’t stop this from happening. I rebooted my phone. I played music from the music app. Can’t get this to stop.

@jdalrymple was right. Siri is a mess.

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@davemark @jdalrymple You know what it really needs is a complete rewrite in four months by people who just watched the project they've been working on for a decade get unceremoniously cancelled.

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