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donkey

@donkey@mastodon.nz

Rorohiko kaiārahi, Frentantic Intromastecution. Fraught Leader. Polibernial Mandorpulatorist. Neologist. Weirdo. Can fold fitted sheets.  ن #kindness #apple #rabbits #bunny #photog #cars #motorcycles #tech #foss #NgātiPākehā #TangataTiriti #DadJokes #coeliac #TaylorSwift #NZTwits

A rolling stone should not judge a book by its glasshouse.

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foone, to random
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So there's always the debate between QWERTY and alphabetical keyboards, but everyone is missing the obvious way to solve this disagreement.

There's no reason the alphabet HAS to be in that order. It's arbitrary, and English would work almost completely the same if the alphabet was in a different order, you know?

So, let's just put the alphabet in QWERTY order!
It'd solve all our problems from Q to M.

donkey,
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@foone @bigzaphod Hex might need a re-work being 0-9+A-F. Or would it… 0-9+Q-Y?

matt, to random
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Microsoft claims they not only caught, but surpassed Apple silicon https://birchtree.me/blog/microsoft-claims-they-not-only-caught-but-surpassed-apple-silicon/

donkey,
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@matt It’ll be interesting to see if Windows on ARM even takes off this time - they’ve tried many times before and it hasn’t yet.

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

donkey,
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@RickiTarr I live in Palmerston North, NZ. It’s a great small provincial city (probably more like a rural town in the US, pop circa 90K). We’re about 2 hours north of the captial, Wellington - as well as 2 hours south from the amazing central plateau and its snowy mountains and the biggest lake in NZ, Taupō.

The best thing about Palmy is the my wife lives here. I really like her. In fact (leans forward and whispers), I do believe I’m in love. It’ll be our 29th anniversary soon.

donkey,
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matt, to random
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What’s that, some fun keyboard hardware to review for the first time in like forever???

donkey,
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matt, to random
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I was sharing my screen in a meeting yesterday and I was comparing two websites.

At a certain point I created a split view in Arc to see them side by side. I had to stop the meeting to explain how I did that.

A few minutes later I flipped the left/right windows and they demanded I stop the meeting to explain that move.

That’s a good UI 👌
https://isfeeling.social/@matt/112332611258044346

donkey,
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@matt Interesting - pretty sure Safari can do the first trick, but I don’t think I’ve ever tried the second. Very cool!

gedeonm, (edited ) to random
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If you could wave a magic wand and make one of these things disappear forever, which would it be? ATM I’m leaning towards No. 2 sadly 🤢

donkey,
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@gedeonm Yeah, that sucks. Just spent a week hobbling around home/hardly moving because of my back. Would be nice to have the fitness app say “hey, you’re not moving much and seem to be unwell - wanna pause your streaks?”

Hope you feel better soon, friend.

niclake, to random
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As I return to Mastodon, I realize that I have no idea who is here, or who I should be following. Any recommendations for people y'all think I need to pay attention to?

donkey,
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@niclake @matt Actual examples though? I’d start with @lisamelton and @RickiTarr - they seem to know everyone

donkey, to random
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@davemark Oh! Meant to say Happy Birthday to you yesterday. Hope you had an awesome day, sir!

billbennett, to random
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Politicians’ salaries should be index linked by law to ordinary people’s income levels. It can be set at a higher levels, but it should rise (or fall} in line with everyone else.

donkey,
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@billbennett They should receive minimum wage.

donkey,
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@billbennett I was figuring it would mean a quick rise in the minimum wage, becoming an actual living wage.

But I am probably being too optimistic!

donkey,
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@billbennett Indeed.

billbennett, to random
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“Atmospheric river” will be the title of my next album.

donkey,
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@billbennett My first album will be called ‘A Punch in the Faith’.

donkey, to LGBTQ
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Clearly the #LGBTQ+ community own time machines. How else do you explain the rainbow agenda starting in the book of Genesis!

Seriously though, let’s get rid of all Zebra Crossings and replace them with Rainbow ones.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights #WeAreAllFolk

donkey,
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@vik Ah, yes, that would make sense.

Oooo - Reflective Rainbows!! 🌈 😃

viticci, to random
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sometimes I think about all the international drama we could have avoided if only Apple said "let's make iPhones work like Macs for installing apps"

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-20/doj-to-sue-apple-for-antitrust-violations-as-soon-as-thursday

donkey,
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@jann @haentz @viticci Oh, you know it will.

matt, to random
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I'm still quite struck by how poorly the Twitter->X brand change has gone. I don't know anyone in real life who calls it X, and nearly a year later no news org would dare refer to a "post on X" it's always "X (formerly Twitter).

donkey,
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@andycarolan I have a 1Blocker block rule for the domain just in case a link I click is obfuscated.

RickiTarr, to random
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Writing Prompt:

Write the saddest sentence you can think of.

donkey,
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@RickiTarr Requires Microsoft Windows.

Lana, to random
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Let's make a list of awesome women to follow for #internationalwomensday .

Leave your suggestions and I'll add them here.

I'll start things off with

@lisa
@Stoned_Deva_
@GottaLaff
@Alice
@RickiTarr
@rooster

donkey,
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sdw, to random
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Restoring some life to old servers as I prepare to relaunch my personal website and came across my 2011 portfolio. A different time.

donkey,
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@sdw I think I had that Warships game!

donkey, to TaylorSwift
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Maybe #TaylorSwift could write to #Apple again and ask for a switch in #AppleMusic to only play #TaylorsVersion tracks.

gedeonm, to random
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Anyone out there drive an Ioniq 5? I’m looking at it for my next car and need to gather opinions both good and bad. If you have thoughts you wanna share please let me know. Thx!

donkey,
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@gedeonm Do you get the EV6 in the US?

matt, to random
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Apple said they would pay 10% higher royalties to songs mixed in spatial audio. Good, right?

Well, since the payout to all artists is always the same, this means anyone who can't update their music is going to get less from Apple Music now. Fun.

https://9to5mac.com/2024/02/02/spatial-audio-royalties-controversy/

donkey,
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@matt Has Apple confirmed that the 10% extra will be coming from the same pool? Or is this another “woman in a wedding dress” shakes-fist-at-Apple situation?

matthewcassinelli, to Shortcuts
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donkey,
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@matthewcassinelli Oo - I wonder if the beta has a fix for the shortcuts with window positioning crashing?

gedeonm, to random
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If Kirby inhaled you, what would his superpower be?

donkey,
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@gedeonm Folding fitted sheets.

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