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Tech journalist, freelance writer and content creator with an IT background. Serial #Apple reporter/analyst/expert. Lifelong #gaming and #StarTrek fan. #80s music enthusiast, especially New Wave, synthpop and "college radio." Married with kids. Cat lover. https://mastodon.social/@flargh elsewhere, mostly. Personal account. 🖖

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RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

flargh,
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@RickiTarr listen more. talk less.

cstross, to random
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Surely I can't be the only person whose first reaction to seeing a company is named "Hugging Face" is to wonder if they sell Alien xenomorphs bloodily bursting out of human abdominal cavities as a service?

I mean, what were the founders THINKING?!?
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112450968041276837

flargh,
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@cstross Andreessen Horowitz and Alphabet financed a business called Soylent.

I fully expect some VC will pay for a business called Torment Nexus in the next five years.

We live in dumbest timeline, Charlie. Irony is dead.

flargh, to random
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are the spice girls from arrakis

niclake, to random
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Wonder if TSwift will have anything to say

Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker says Pride Month is example of 'deadly sin' during commencement speech
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5493651/2024/05/14/chiefs-harrison-butker-pride-month-sin/

flargh,
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If I were her publicist, I'd say "embrace your queer fans, but stay in your lane."

I just don't see a lot of upside to her wading into a public debate with her boyfriend's teammate, even if she gets pressure to do so.

flargh, to random
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Saw an expiration date on a bottle of rubbing alcohol and why is that necessary

stroughtonsmith, to random
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A $3,000 Mac has the ability to run iPad apps. It shouldn’t be controversial to suggest that a $3,000 iPad should have the ability to run Mac apps

flargh,
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@stroughtonsmith the difference is that the iPad is for content consumption only, silly.

flargh, to StarTrek
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prune danish is a warrior's pastry

flargh, to random
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James Cameron wants to make three more Avatar movies and Zack Snyder wants to make three more Rebel Moon movies, these guys need an intervention

flargh, to random
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that we've gone from "that guy must have brainworms" to "that guy literally has brainworms" reinforces to me that we are in the absolute silliest timeline

flargh, to random
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Last night I saw a Punisher flag decal on the back of a Subaru wagon and boy is that a very confusing vibe or what

flargh,
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@fahrni @dmoren and I are both in Mass, which is (in)famously liberal to the rest of the country. But once you get outside urban liberal centers like the Boston/Cambridge/Somerville area and some of the surrounding suburbs, the state gets very purple and quite red very quickly.

I live on Cape Cod, and it's very common here to see lots of Trump and Let's Go Brandon-style paraphernalia hanging from the back of trucks and on people's porches.

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

flargh,
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@RickiTarr Massachusetts. Lived here most of my life.

Upsides: Great standard of living.
Rich history everywhere.
Lots of museums, live music, arts.
Seafood.
Four seasons of outdoor activities (beach in summer, skiing in winter).
Breathtaking fall foliage.
Amazing higher ed opportunities.
Wicked good sports teams.

Downsides: High cost of living (taxes and housing costs are FOR THE BIRDS).
Crumbling infrastructure (public transportation is historically bad right now).
Wicked bad drivers.

craiggrannell, to random
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This. When I’m in a car, my map app will instantly reroute and give me a time to destination. When I fire it up on a train, it has no idea what’s going on and routes me as if I at that second just got catapulted out of the window.

From: @mcc
https://mastodon.social/@mcc/112413997537959989

flargh,
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@craiggrannell @mcc Last night I was stuck in gridlock traffic and my map app decided at that point that I'd parked and gave me walking directions to my final destination.

Briefly considered it tbh

flargh, to random
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listen you absolute corporate knob, how do you expect me to close ANYTHING if I don't have coffee

jackbrewster, to random
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I have such highly developed ad blindness that the Crush ad didn't even register with me. It took me awhile to understand what the complaints were about.

I wonder if it would have gone over better if instead of showing things being destroyed, they showed the objects fusing together. Kind of like how we think of a diamond being created.

flargh,
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@caspercdn @jackbrewster Apple may have read the room poorly on this, but I think a lot of the pile-on came from tech pundits who had nothing else of substance to complain about from the event and decided this was the thing to hang Apple for.

flargh, to random
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In the space of half a decade Gen X kids got a lot of mixed messages from the media

Joy Division: Love Will Tear Us Apart

flargh, to random
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would you rather be alone in the woods or in a pool full of bears

flargh, to random
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So we are at the "Apple made an advertisement that displeased me" stage of tech discourse. You absolute fucking ninnies.

flargh,
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@angry_drunk Mastodon lives at the junction of Poe's Law and the Dunning-Kruger Effect

flargh, to random
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have we considered making the bear a presidential candidate https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/06/us/man-bear-safety-tiktok-question-cec/index.html

flargh, to random
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the new iPad Pro is very thin and powerful, but is it strong enough to whack tech pundits with dumb opinions upside the head

flargh, to GenX
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me: wow, Steve Albini died. Legendary producer of one of my favorite albums, Pixies' Surfer Rosa.

them: I've never heard of the Pixies

me:

flargh, to random
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I wish celebrity roasts ended with actual cannibalism of everyone involved

danilo, to random
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preface to say: I don't want to be friends with you because you hate Apple—it's among the least imaginative things to build your personality on 30 years running yet people still do it with gusto

But man, what a sad moment for a company that's built all its good will on the fusion of engineering and the humanities. The whole point of Apple products is to support your success with everything this ad so gleefully destroys

But there's a deeper irony…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

flargh,
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@danilo I shall not abide wanton violence against smileys

RickiTarr, to random
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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

flargh,
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@RickiTarr "Well, we do things a little different here…"

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