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glasspusher

@glasspusher@beige.party

he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
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Alice, to random
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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

glasspusher,
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@Alice solid

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I'd be lost without people on Nextdoor posting about local anomalies like, "Anyone noticing an increase of fruit flies/gnats in the house?"

glasspusher,
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@Stoned_Deva_ @Skepticat as long as they carry the right babies away, they’re cool with me

Alice, to random
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I’m looking forward to Taylor Swift's follow-up to Florida!!! where she sings all about the struggles with trying to get out of a timeshare down in Destin.

glasspusher,
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@Alice shit my mom could have written that song

Alice, to random
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Bad news: One of my coworkers just followed me on Mastodon.

Good news: My watch is letting me count my panic attack as a workout.

glasspusher,
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@Alice we’re not coworkers anymore

glasspusher,
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@Alice you give strontium 90 a bad name!

keithmorrisnm, to random
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Important hapsburg update

https://thebaffler.com/latest/feeling-blessed-hooks

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm

yikes

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm I had a really weird dream in the middle of the night last night, and now I'm glad it didn't involve Peter Thiel or Hapsburgs

keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

glasspusher,
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@AlterNewt @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @edwilk

The early bird gets the brain worm

drskyskull, to random
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Is there anybody

... out there?

glasspusher,
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@olav @RememberUsAlways @drskyskull

Come on now

rooster, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @rooster where’s you’re awesome belt?

    the_etrain, to random
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    Your toot. Is very funny. I give it boost, yes?

    glasspusher,
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    @the_etrain is not problem

    keithmorrisnm, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @edwilk @keithmorrisnm

    this is the kind of one stop shopping that parents appreciate

    Kierkegaanks, to random
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    In a time when the western world is so divided it’s on the brink of civil war, there are still two issues that unite everyone: You don’t shoot puppies in the face. And who ever came up with this useless brainfart and forced it on us needs to pay

    glasspusher,
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    @Kierkegaanks @tantramar @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @tayfonay

    I hear tuberculosis makes you appreciate a lot of things more than you used to

    Alice, (edited ) to random
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    As if depression isn't bad enough, how are we ever going be able to compete with the GREAT Depression?

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice malaise

    -Jimmy Carter

    StefanThinks, to random
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    I wish I had the ability to write bangers instead of these fantastic tits.

    glasspusher,
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    @StefanThinks my bangers are up here, buster!

    StefanThinks, to random
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    I got a roll of stickers to reward my kids for learning new things, but the one-year-old got a hold of them and covered himself with stickers. So now I have no choice but to call him out and shame him for stolen valor.

    glasspusher,
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    @StefanThinks probably been stealing since he could crawl!

    thepoliticalcat, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @thepoliticalcat hwow. Disgusting

    glasspusher,
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    @thepoliticalcat yeah get me one too.

    “I’m with the bear” would also work these days, I guess

    skinnylatte, (edited ) to Birds
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    European starling outside my window, just yabbering away

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte starling?

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte I think you misspelled@starling as sterling

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte I blame Obama

    glasspusher, to random
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    @edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

    weather is happening!

    weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

    glasspusher,
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    @12thRITS @TidalFlats @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk my family had two pintos- strangely, the inline 4 cylinder engines were made by vw. They were more reliable and easier to maintain than the gm cars we had

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    @ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @Biff52

    Tell us your stories. Here 4 u

    glasspusher,
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    @ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @Biff52

    Also my aforementioned ‘78 sunbird broke a front ball joint when I was on NJ 18 south going through New Brunfuss

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    @TidalFlats @edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52

    had a car catch fire when I was driving. my passenger almost jumped out of the car. I pulled over and we put it out (rug/hole in the floor/exhaust pipe) was able to douse it and complete the trip

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