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AlterNewt, 7 days ago to random

"Christ", muttered Charles, as he unveiled the portrait.

Speaking at the unveiling, the artist said that he wished to explain “two artistic pieces of licence.Yeo said: “One is the colour, obviously, which was inspired by the colour of the bright red tunic of the Welsh Guards.

“The other thing is the butterfly. I would love to take full credit for that but it was actually the subject’s idea.”

Charles laughed and asked: “Was it?"

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

What’s the best way to honestly tell someone you care deeply about that you can’t tell the difference between their pizza stone pizza and regular oven pan pizza?

RickiTarr, 8 days ago to random

I just love this amazing 80's gif.

Michelle Yeoh being her most badass self in the mid 80's cop drama In The Line Of Duty 2, she has one of those short spiky lady haircuts and shoulder pads in an oversized jacket. This is a gif of her doing a kick twirl around a post taking out a bad guy and them landing crouched

StefanThinks, 8 days ago to random

They should hire ugly people for makeup ads to show how well the product works.

Alice, 8 days ago (edited 8 days ago) to random

I dyed my hair red and now my husband won’t stop calling me "My So-Called Wife" and I want to be mad, but I can't because it's SO good.

edwilk, 9 days ago to random

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/13/yacht-sinks-after-latest-incident-involving-orcas-in-strait-of-gibraltar?CMP=twt_gu#Echobox=1715626538

#teamorca

TatianaIlyina, 9 days ago to random

An incomplete list of inappropriate comments I received from my male colleagues recently:

• You look furious.
• You have a quiet voice. A woman from Ukraine in our department also has a quiet voice.
• You look nervous.
• You gave me an angry look at the elevator and I didn't dare to discuss a project with you.
• You are so modest.
• You don't have to get so confrontational.

They reduce our professional interactions to an imaginary emotional state of mine.

Do men talk like this to each other?

Alice, 10 days ago to random

I want to open a stationary ice cream truck that serves boozy snow cones called BroCones.

Kickstarter link in bio.

the_etrain, 10 days ago to random

MIL's super power is finding a way to disparage EVs when nobody is discussing EVs.

TidalFlats, 10 days ago to Dogs

Good morning Mastodonians! It's a cool, floody, breezy, cloudy but clearing day near the Bay.
#morning #clouds #flooding #Chesapeake #Dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water.
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. The high patens wetland salt bushes stand green on either side of the wood walk. Creek water from a blowup high tide is flooding the walk's entrance. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers splash joyfully through the high tide.

Alice, 10 days ago to random

I once met a man who was a higher up at Dippin' Dots and he was wearing a Dippin' Dots RING if you want to know what it's like to talk to god or whatever.

Alice, 10 days ago to random

Everything I know about science, I learned by watching Spaceballs.

asbestos, 11 days ago to random

Many modern problems are solutions to previous problems

Alice, 11 days ago to random

I don’t pay much attention to follower counts, but I realized I'm not far off from 10,000 which is bizarre for an average middle aged woman with no notable credentials or claim to fame, so I think it would be funny if I could hit 10,000; especially after that guy let me know he unfollowed me because he didn't like my dumb boner joke just so we can all be like TAKE THAT!

Alice, 11 days ago to random

I feel like I need to come clean and let everyone know that my last name isn't actually McFlurry.

It's McNugget.

Alice, 11 days ago to random

I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

Alice, 11 days ago (edited 10 days ago) to random

Men would receive way more blowjobs if they'd just be more communicative with their partners by telling them how much teeth they like.

skinnylatte, 11 days ago to random

Also unsure how much of ‘I want to move to LA’ is ‘I really can’t deal with SF’ and how much of it is ‘I’ve been feeling skittish about SF ever since two bad racist incidents happened to me there (and no amount of well meaning liberal hugs will make that go away)’

TheBreadmonkey, 12 days ago to random

Unbelievably with the girls all still messing around outside, we just saw the aurora borealis. In England. I didn't even know it was happening. Apparently a particularly aggressive solar storm is the cause. How cool is that?!?!

Slightly clearer picture. Pinks and purples light the sky in rays.
More of the same. Magical and beautiful. Terrible photography.
Stars twinkle in links and purples. Looks unfamiliar and wonderful.