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glasspusher

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he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
#LRRR2024
#teamOrca
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Alice, to random
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It's kind of out of character for me to post a link to an Instagram reel, but this is my friend Brooke and she's hilarious and I think this video describes a lot of us so I wanted all of you to see it.

It's also captioned if you're not in a position to play audio.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7nSBarx4Vv/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

glasspusher,
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@Alice 💕💕😀

RickiTarr, to random
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Have I been doing ibuprofen wrong?

glasspusher,
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@RickiTarr …am I the red-headed stepchild in this scenario?

the_etrain, to random
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Hobbies include sticking it to the man and getting wacked out on edibles.

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain sounds like more of a calling, if you ask me. Well done!

RickiTarr, to random
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Is this what y'all think living with me is like?!

glasspusher,
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@RickiTarr @Sir_Osis_of_Liver the universe is a Skinner Box

asbestos, to random
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Another fine product of Scamco,
Where Quality is our most important product

glasspusher,
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@asbestos quality is our middle name! Unfortunately, “No” is our first name

the_etrain, to random
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Game show idea: Naked Staring Contest

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain what about laughing?

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain I’m in

pseudonymsupreme, to Astros
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It’s always a good night when we beat the . Again. 🔱 @baseball

glasspusher,
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@pseudonymsupreme @baseball

also, Angel Hernandez is retiring!

Alice, to random
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How can they call it a club sandwich when it doesn't even have any baby seals in it?

glasspusher,
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@Alice I can use it to immobilize my steering wheel

Alice, to random
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I like to keep my husband grounded by starting all compliments with "I've been with a LOT of men, but you're one of the best at..."

glasspusher,
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@Alice I thought you kept him grounded by taking away his computer until he says he’s sorry

RickiTarr, to random
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When the conversation hits too hard:

glasspusher,
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@RickiTarr why do all you people hate yourselves?

glasspusher,
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@RickiTarr oh good

RickiTarr, to random
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Fan or not, this clip remains legendary.

video/mp4

glasspusher,
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@RickiTarr you would think Andersen would be one of the cool kids. Wonder if this question was brought up before the interview and they knew how to discuss it

Alice, to random
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I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

glasspusher,
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@Alice optical binary affairs frequently generate Keplarian marriages

keithmorrisnm, to random
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@AlterNewt

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt

double Lou Reed instruments ftw

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt

"Well, Bob, that'd be up the butt”

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @edwilk why do you have to bring up the annuals every year?

jphuston, to random
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Wondering what the most likely contenders are to take over the Lithium-ion industry crown? No worries! Got you covered! Or at least, the folks at the Fraunhofer Institute in Germany have got you covered anyway. Here's a look at their comprehensive 2024 study.

https://youtu.be/cdI5E9jyKoI

glasspusher,
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@jphuston good video

Lithium air? Madness, I say!

also attn: @CelloMomOnCars

the report mentioned in the video is a free download and can be found as a pdf on the right side of this page. It's mostly in English but has some pages in German.

https://publica.fraunhofer.de/entities/publication/ea395bdf-6a1e-4951-bfa0-1e1a31694e66/details

Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

glasspusher,
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@Alice terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

adhdeanasl, to random
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beige.party: we put the LAUGH in sLAUGHter.

Also, we’re not a cult.

glasspusher,
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@adhdeanasl probably not a cult!

glasspusher,
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@TwoClownsEating @adhdeanasl every week when
@Alice leads our section meeting she tells us it’s not

glasspusher,
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@Alice @TwoClownsEating @adhdeanasl I would never blame you, nor our Dear Leader

Alice, to random
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I did a complete 360 and nobody noticed.

glasspusher,
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@Alice every now and then I get a little bit lonely 'cause you're never comin' round

turn around!

CelloMomOnCars, to climate
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"Republican attorneys general in 19 states have asked the U.S. to block several Democratic-led states from pursuing lawsuits against the oil and gas industry in their own state courts.

The unusual request comes as dozens of states and local governments have filed lawsuits alleging that companies deceived the public about the risks of their products contributing to climate change."

https://apnews.com/article/climate-change-lawsuits-oil-states-234edc15b4045ecb9eff0b5e27ca0aa5

glasspusher,
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@CelloMomOnCars he nice if the far right scotus rules in favor of the states here, but I’m not optimistic about that

Alice, to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

glasspusher,
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@Alice so what? We’ve been kicked out of better places than that!

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