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jstatepost

@jstatepost@mstdn.social

🥥 Lifelong lefty;
#Underdog & #Undercat amigo;
#LGBTQIA+, #BLM, #NAFO ally;
Self-described #OkayBoomer;
Opinions are borrowed, typos are my own;
My humor punches up;
If "droll" describes you & you're up
for a #GeneralStrike, sit by me.
Enough #Linux Chi to mess up a desktop
PC & then need help fixing it.
Wuz weird, now #Neurodivergent.
#Mlems and #Bleps make my life worth living.
Phil is my proper noun.🥥

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mentallyalex, to random
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I took this picture a few days ago while roaming outside. The cloud formation reminds me a bird. A phoenix or perhaps an eagle standing facing the camera with its wings spread, perhaps?

jstatepost,
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@equalitysiren @mentallyalex
🥥 That's no ordinary cat.
That's Ceiling Cat In The Sky! 🥥

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

jstatepost,
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@MissPixiePancake
🥥 Do U have her phone number, Pixie?
Asking for a friend. 🥥

jstatepost,
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@MissPixiePancake
🥥 That hairdo really brings out her eyes and frames her face nicely too. 🥥

stux, to VintageOSes
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the big yawn ! :pusheentired:

George in the process of a yawn

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 George's yawn looks so satisfying it made ME yawn, Stux. 🥥

ElleGray, to random
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poster for a horror movie lol

jstatepost,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Foie gras on the hoof! 🥥

coloradosun, to random
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Fighting fire with beavers: How dam-building rodents are deployed to prevent megafires, restore scorched wildlands
https://coloradosun.com/2024/04/19/fighting-wildland-fire-with-beavers-colorado/

jstatepost,
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@coloradosun
🥥Leave it to the beavers! 🥥
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rebeccawatson, to random
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someone called the cybertruck an "incel camino” and I've been laughing about it for hours

jstatepost,
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@rebeccawatson
🥥 Eye'm personally partial to Nutz Truck as a rejected Cybertruck name. 🥥
#Cybertruck, #RejectedCyberTruckNames, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 5 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am John Oliver.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Now that you've told us who you REALLY are, Mr Facts, Eye just want to let you know how much Eye enjoy your show.
My favorite episodes are the ones where you blow stuff up real good. 🥥

18+ Cassandra, to random
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He phoned while I was writing him a text. After daily updates, I raised new business:

Me: I’m considering spending [$X on Y] for [enumerated reasons]. Your input is invited.

Him: [Two relevant clarifying questions.]

Me: [Two factual explanations.]

Him: ... And you want to know what I think?

Me: Yes.

Him: It sounds reasonable.

Me (delighted): I agree!

Who knew conversations could go this smoothly.

jstatepost,
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@Cassandra
🥥 That took a turn Eye WASN'T expecting, Cassandra. 🥥

RickiTarr, to random
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What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 Eye hung with a small group of nerds at an -- at the time -- all-male public high school in Chicago, Ricky.
Eye was a dilettante in a crowd of real geniuses.
Eye was the guy at the lunch table who'd ask, "Are you going to finish that"?
Did become co-editor in chief of our daily newspaper, but never had a date.
Eye don't do reunions, but eye DO still obsess about how my development was warped by not being around co-eds during my wonder years.
Great question BTW.🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Sleepy Donald a hit with public.
Satirist Andy Borowitz reveals that the sleeping version of Trump is far more palatable to people than the spoiled brat we're used to seeing.
Even his advisers are suggesting that he's polling better with his eyes closed.
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/poll-majority-of-americans-prefer
🥥
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atomicpoet, to random
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God damn. If X (formerly Twitter) starts charging for posting access, I don’t see how it can last for long.

Then again, I’ve said that many times since November 2022—and people still use the app. 🤷‍♂️

RE: https://indieweb.social/users/tchambers/statuses/112276913353578102

jstatepost,
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@atomicpoet @msbellows
🥥 Chris, Eye think that if Shitter and Facebook want to reach AOL status, they're going to need to send out a lot more CDs. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that must be one big breakfast.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Do the Spanish people eat their one meal a day on the plain, Mr Facts? 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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May the December 25th be with you.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost, (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye did NOT know that Star Wars Day is celebrated on December 25th Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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A dumb belief, but not his dumbest.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 As Tucker Carlson's gonads, Mr Low, Eye submit to you that even if Mr Carlson wishes to deny gravity, gravity is drawing us boys down closer to the Earth's surface.
It's something that just happens to humans who live long enough.
PS: Eye like fish sticks. 🥥

Animated GIF: A large group of fish seated stadium-style and waving their fins suddenly turn into breaded and fried fish sticks. At the top is the text, "Fish Sticks."

anathema_device, to random
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Revealed: the picture sneaked by employee into a German gallery

Technician, who hung his own picture in an exhibition about art world glitches, has been sacked and given a three-year ban

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/13/revealed-the-artwork-sneaked-into-a-german-gallery-by-an-employee-and-the-story-behind-it?CMP=aus_bsky

jstatepost,
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@anathema_device
🥥 Eye don't know what Eye like but Eye DO know art!
This unauthorized work hung by an employee in an art museum exhibition is ART, and the artist should NOT have been sacked. 🥥
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jstatepost,
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@anathema_device
🥥 The punishment of firing and a 3-year ban for the artist is grossly excessive in my opinion, Anathema.
As some paragraphs lower down in The Guardian story point out, after a similar event happened in Bonn, the museum there expressed amusement on social media and asked the artist to come forward.
She did, and she sold her painting for nearly 4,000 Euros. 🥥
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RickiTarr, to random
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When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 How many mental defectives does it take to spread outrageous lies on Fox?
Eye say at least 4, Ricki. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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According to a still in effect 1784 law, it is illegal to eat pretzels in Pennsylvania unless you have a parrot on your shoulder. You are also legally required to share if the bird demands it.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Has someone already said, "Ollie want a pretzel," Low?
If not, pleez consider ME having said it.
Thank You. 🥥

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes you realize what a dirty gossip you are, I saw this pop up on YouTube, and thought, "Yeah baby, tell me that Filthy Yarn Scandal."

Y'all I don't knit, I'm not involved in this, but now I kind of want to be. Please everyone guess what the drama is!

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 This time Eye'm just here for the yarn drama, Ricki.
And, of course, your take on it. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Pedro Pascal.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Additional reason to love Pedro Pascal, Low:
His recent disclosure on YOUR Mastodon feed that he was born and still lives in Arkansas! 🥥
#PedroPadcal, #LowQualityFacts, #Arkansas, #TuckersBalls

stux, to random
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I think he needs more oil :blobcatgiggle:

Doggo with funny voice sitting in the front of a bike and touring around the Netherlands

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 This dog is at the "winning friends and influencing people" level 12, Stux! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's really small.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 It may be small, but Eye stopped on that dime, Low. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 No notes Mr Facts.
10/10.
Propz! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Daniel Radcliffe.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 And then it turned out that the REAL vampire was JK Rowling, Mr Facts. 🥥

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