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lackattack

@lackattack@mastodon.social

California
Information security faker/impostor
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
BeOS 4lyf sorta
Unwashed dual-booting linux user #kubuntu
Slave to political news
Low-key wordler
Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️
Quasi-smug EV afficianado
Friend to Orcas (just in case they escalate the boat ramming thing)
#nufc supporter
#acfc #nwsl

Avatar is a picture of me holding my orange tabby Winston. Banner image is an AI-generated 1950s living room

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lackattack, to Subaru
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I was hoping to make my third Legacy an electric one, but #subaru has been dragging its heels in the #EV space (and, no, I wasn't not interested in their rebadged Toyota EV because, comparably, its blown out of the water by the competition).

Now it sounds like even their 2025 models will be ICE or hybrid at best. We've owned 4 subarus, but they lost me to #hyundai during the EV transition. Cmon guys bust out with the amazing #outback and #legacy EVs

https://www.torquenews.com/1084/next-generation-2025-subaru-outback-announcement-and-whats-coming

lackattack, to random
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Wild that any main-Skywalker story line Star Wars movie post-episodes 7-9 are automatically sent to my 'maybe I'll stream sometime' list. After watching the most recent trilogy, I am just not invested in any single person or story arc or anything. The right answer for episodes 7-9 was adaptions of Timothy Zahn's Heir to The Empire trilogy, but noooooooo we get a bunch of overly-serious, charmless goofballs and a jaded, homeless Luke

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/disney-star-wars-delays-marvel-avatar-sequel-release-dates-1235642363/

lackattack, to movies
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Wow, I was today years old when I realized that President 'Skroob,' played by Mel Brooks, is 'Brooks' more or less backward. Jesus I am dumb.

lackattack, to Amazon
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If you have the misfortune of working near an warehouse, is the driveway littered with drivers' piss bottles like ours is? They only moved in a couple years ago, and we never had a piss bottle issue, and now there is a piss bottle epidemic greeting me every morning. Also - what the actual fuck, you animals? I'd love to kick your dicks in

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Lens
White Stripes

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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'Just got done saving my family from a crazy animal attack, but everyone's safe and I have this pain in my neck. Oh good here comes my owner with a rifle to bring me to safety'

-@OldYeller


lackattack, to random
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Well officially lost me. Was looking at the and for commuting and was equally curious about the equinox ev, but came through with a great deal on an last week and my wife remains happy that she can still use car play. Good luck, gm, there are plenty of really good EVs coming, all with car play/android auto. Hope your faith in your infotainment team isn’t misplaced (narrator: “it is”)

From: @macrumors
https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/110254198363913343

lackattack, to random
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When democracy doesn’t go your way, you throw a temper tantrum, then run off and secede like a real maga does 😂

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna86091

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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Hey who are interested in goofy fun word games, be sure to check out and @hashtaggames

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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Sorry guys, can't go. Gotta go to the doctor's office and get a Ray of my shinbone

lackattack, to random
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On our way to a funeral that's also a catholic mass. I remember as an altar boy I was always disappointed when the family would add the mass to the funeral service because I felt bad for the non-catholics having to wait through the entire service. I guess I was prescient, because now as an ex-catholic and believer I am dreading this funeral mass.

She was an amazing woman, however, so I just need to shut up and respect her funeral wishes because it's not about me.

lackattack, to BurningMan
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All I am saying, is if you haven't been caught off-guard by a freak rainstorm while in the desert, don't be too judgy about the people being stuck. That ground turns to sticky, clay, mushy peanut butter when it gets hit with that water and it is impossible to walk without slipping or falling knee-deep into puddles. I feel bad for them. It may be fun for the optimistic revelers there now, but with more rain coming, there is literally no way to leave and its gonna get worse for em :(

lackattack, to random
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Sounds like there are some challenges to overcome, but electricity generation using the earth's humidity is some cool-ass sci-fi shit 👍

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/05/26/harvest-energy-thin-air/

lackattack, to politics
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All these chump pundits out there pushing the BS 'the goal should be to defeat trump at the ballot box'. Reminder, chumps - we DID. Now that we did our part at the ballot box, Trump has to deal with the law for his actions.

Stop telling me I'm killing democracy by supporting keeping an autocratic, authoritarian insurrectionist with a track record of anti-democratic behavior off the list of approved folks who are allowed to run the country.

https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/4381802-destroying-democracy-to-save-it-maine-shows-the-danger-of-zealots-in-our-legal-system/

lackattack, to random
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Legit, no joking around, being serious here: Thank everyone at Mad Magazine for nurturing a distrust of advertisers and the media, and a fostering a strong appreciation for humor, satire, and sarcasm. I came to the Mad party late, around 1987, but still got to read from the best - the mostly original usual gang of idiots.


lackattack, to premierleague
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Wow done right. It was a close call that I’m not quite 100% sure id give, but the var check was done properly in my opinion. Not rushed not panicked. Well done, guys.

lackattack, to retrocomputing
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I remember the good ol' days where you explicitly had to turn on the internet, and when you were done doing stuff on the internet, you turned it back off.



lackattack, to fediverse
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I hesitate to share this for fear of generating a mini #ddos on their site, but i had no idea the #fediverse generated so much traffic due to its inherent nature. Sounds like issue is on the roadmap to getting fixed, but good that folks are sounding off about it.

(sorry for the ddos hug @itsfoss :) )

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

lackattack, to HashtagGames
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lackattack, to TeslaMotors
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Don't look at this article for the hilarious shitting on the build quality. Instead, scroll down and look at how masterfully trolls back / stans on twitter/x/musksfolly/irrelevantplatform 😂😆🤟


https://www.theautopian.com/tesla-drove-a-black-cybertruck-to-a-car-show-and-everyones-making-fun-of-it-here-are-all-the-pics-so-you-can-judge-for-yourself/

lackattack, to NUFC
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Great match today. Bummer about the red card, Fulham looked strong. And so happy for lewis miley!!! A great composed goal. Well played, boys

lackattack, to random
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His dog is freaking out about potential retirement cross-country trips on top of the Romney's Family Truckster

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/09/13/mitt-romney-senate-reelection/

lackattack, to tesla
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This is why responded to the article: At least three countries are looking at recalls over the flawed suspension component - Norway, Sweden, and the US. And that's after China told Tesla to knock off the games and fix the part already. (Which they did for China but refused for the US)

s get a lot of undeserved bad press in the US already. It's unfortunate that the company that kicked off the EV revolution is also acting shady af over all this.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/two-us-senators-call-tesla-recalls-after-reuters-investigation-2023-12-27

lackattack, to random
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Cmon rational (if any of you exist), say something. Otherwise this is just confirmation that your party is literally in 's pocket

https://www.politico.eu/article/tucker-carlson-vladimir-putin-interview-confirm/

lackattack, to random
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Is anyone out there still playing ? I came across a bunch of old chats in gmail (RIP Google Hangouts) and got all sentimental over the friends I made and fun I had while not ever sleeping. for the win

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