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onnob

@onnob@mastodon.social

Ook op twitter met dezelfde handle, maar inmiddels liever als Mastofarian hier. Is digitale regelaar en product owner data bij de VPRO, luistert metal, leest scifi, richtte ooit Sargasso op, houdt van fotografie en koken. hij/hem. Geboren bij 326 ppm.

Verwacht geen grote hoeveelheden updates van mij, ik reageer vaker dan dat ik zelf post.

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melle, to random Dutch
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Spring run in Holland: zwembroek aan en GAAN!!! 😁 @JvRemoortere

onnob,
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@melle Paulus de crosskabouter! 😘

onnob,
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@melle hehehe, gelukkig heb je daar tegenwoordig AI voor 😉

onnob,
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@melle ik moet zeggen dat mijn eigen photoshops leuker vind, maar de AI van Adobe is wel heel goed in het lelijk maken van mensen 😊

Jaden3, to random
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Yall good with vaping or nah ? 🤔
Shit I ain't gonna lie I sucking on dis hoe 24/7 now no cap frfr 😅

onnob,
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@Jaden3 nah not for me, kicked that habit 15 years ago, but do miss a joint sometimes.

caseynewton, to random
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Most AI chatbots are cold and clinical. OpenAI's new voice mode for ChatGPT is warm and flirty. That could have big, unpredictable consequences https://www.platformer.news/openai-gpt-4o-chatgpt-voice-vision/

onnob,
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@caseynewton Hmmm, not sure that is a good idea, you could already tweak the responses a bit. Out of curiosity I asked ChatGPT to call me dude, and insert scifi and heavy metal references. Which made the answers completely useless. It got so tangled up in its responses that facts mattered less than those quotes.

Fun but useless. Add some force to your code and rock on. Surf’s up dude!

idoubtit, to random
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Geez, my BlueSky feed, which I built myself, is full of stupid shit. What is it about social media platforms that encourages people to say gross, dumb stuff and think the world wants to hear it?

Worse is why I keep thinking it might be different tomorrow. It’s not.

onnob,
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@idoubtit I have a BS account, to check on some people who are only there. But the atmosphere there is so… not really toxic, but stressed, like it is all about commotion. I’m all for new platforms, but I really don’t like it there.

tomw, to random
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All my emails go something like:

"Yes that's all good. Happy with Wednesday or Thursday.

Tom"

People either appreciate this brevity or find it weird, there's not really an in-between

onnob,
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@tomw I like the brevity, but I also do assume that all times are okay for you those days, so I send you an invite for a time that suits me.

If it’s not, we may have to exchange a bit more info :)

(My own mails are often too long btw)

onnob,
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@tomw I am very strict with my time off, so evening appointments are always for fun and not business. At least, that’s my default assumption. 😁

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I woke up with this song in my head and now it's your turn...

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s?si=hN8O4-W1jvTT615l

onnob,
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@Mrfunkedude could be worse…

Jaden3, to random
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Had a long ass chat with my gramma last nite. She said ' Jaden you will never find happiness because all you do is plan for the next thing, always looking for something new and better. Just sit back and enjoy what you got'.
Think she may have a point??????
What yall think 🤔

onnob,
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@Jaden3 She is not wrong. Always looking for the next great thing will eventually teach you one thing: it will never be good enough in the end. Appreciating what you have now, will give you different options in life as it creates room for different qualities than just improvement for the sake of it.

That said, if you really want something, go for it. Just dont forget to pause once in a while and enjoy the view. 😊

mike, to fediverse
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Today was a huge milestone in our quest to federate and tear down the walls around our own walled garden.

First, we launched a new version of Flipboard for iOS and Android which brings the promise of two way federation to life. Now when a federated Flipboard user curates, people in the fediverse can reply, favorite, boost or follow those Flipboard users who will in turn see that activity in their usual notifications tab. Even better, Flipboard users can directly reply to people in the fediverse -- and very soon they will also be able to follow each other.

Second, we federated some of our best curators today who are actively curating more than 10,000 magazines about everything from climate change to kale smoothie recipes. I'm grateful to our many curators and the service they provide to so many others who want to find the best content about a shared interest. I know our curators are excited to have millions more people who could potentially benefit from their curation. I also know that people in the fediverse will give a warm welcome to these curators. Especially now that everyone can hear and talk to each other over what was once two totally separate networks but now increasingly are in one and the same .

onnob,
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@mike I experimented with flipboard a decade ago, saw the promise but really never got into it. It is really great to see you now leading the way and federating on every level. This is the way, love it!

onnob,
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@mike 10 years ago I made some festival magazines in Flipboard by combining sources. I rarely used an ipad after, so it wasn’t really missing features.

Jaden3, to random
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Do yall unfollow people that don't follow yall back ?
Shit I nuking these mfs 1 by 1 ain gon lie 😃

onnob,
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@Jaden3 nah, me liking you is one thing, you liking me is another. If you post cool updates I’ll follow you anyway. Followback is a bonus. Appreciated, but optional.

onnob,
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@Jaden3 actually, you are not following me back 😂

patrickworld, to random
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It would be cool if everyone stopped trying to come up with a funny gag today 😑

onnob,
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@patrickworld are you trying to be funny? 😄

Tutanota, to random
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may be popular, but is it safe? 🔒

We've analyzed this Big Tech service, but would be curious to hear your thoughts!

What's your favorite solution?

➡️ https://tuta.com/blog/is-dropbox-secure

onnob,
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@Tutanota Dropbox works great - really the best of them all-, but I only use it for non essential stuff. Private files go through iCloud. Work stuff goes through OneDrive.

Jaden3, to music
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What y'all favorite album?
I got 2 , songs in the key of life and innervisions _ stevie wonder. My gramps got these on vinyl and played them over and over i remember as a kid. I just starting my vinyl collection and these are the first albums I bought! Classics and both released years before my ass was even born !

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onnob,
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@Jaden3 Not sure there is just one, but from my few all time favorites I’d say Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix. Different answer tomorrow probably :)

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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Just completed my 1,000th Apple Fitness+ workout! 🏋️‍♂️

onnob,
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@BasicAppleGuy may I ask what Fitness+ is? Never seen that on my watch in the excercises list.

Well done btw. Congrats on the 1k!

onnob,
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@BasicAppleGuy oh, then it’s probably not available here, still no Apple News as well.

I am interested in Apple One, but the main thing basically holding me back is the size of the iCloud storage. The whole family together needs the 2TB plan, but that is not in the Apple One offer. (At least here)

Oh well, first world problems :)

verge, to random
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Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/31/24057122/microsoft-apple-vision-pro-office-apps-microsoft-365?utm_content=buffer18d20&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

onnob,
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@verge why? Why would anybode install those besides curiosity?

mekkaokereke, to random
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My hot take on the Vision Pro is the same as my hot take on every AR/VR/Mixed Reality headset produced in the past checks notes 20 years: "If most women can't use your product for 4 hours straight without throwing up, don't try to tell me that it's the future of anything." I said what I said.

Women can use a smartphone indefinitely without nausea. They can use a laptop indefinitely. A gaming console and TV indefinitely. But XR headsets cause motion sickness in most women in under an hour. 🤷🏿‍♂️

onnob,
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@memory @mekkaokereke It is not, not exclusively at least, I have it too, and I have heard about it from male friends and colleagues as well. Ever since the days of Wolfenstein, first person games have made me dizzy and sick. Staying away as far from VR as I can. I’d love for this to be solved.

RickiTarr, to random
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Popular Self Help Books are:

50% Common Knowledge Advice That Everyone Already Knows

40% Personal Anecdotes That Are Basically Useless

10% Absolute Lunacy

onnob,
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@RickiTarr @idoubtit all served with a royal dash of cherrypicking in credible looking research

onnob,
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@RickiTarr @idoubtit Yeah, it is terrible. I recently listened to all episodes of ‘If Books could Kill’, and that did it. Now I’m suspicious of any book that claims to tell some truth or ancient wisdom. :)

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Aren't you done yet?

onnob,
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@Mrfunkedude no man, just getting started. Coffee, shower, nowhere near ‘done’ yet 🤗

patrickworld, to random
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I’m sick

onnob,
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@patrickworld bah, get well soon!

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