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paladin

@paladin@mastodon.online

TALL-Stack | #DevOps | #TestOps | #SecOps | #DRK | #Linux | #Geocaching | #PerryRhodan | #DSA (Das Schwarze Auge)

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raganwald, to random
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Situation:

I can watch some DRM content on my device, but the operating system puts up road blocks if I try to take a screen shot or recording, because “piracy” and because “IP Rights.”

But if the OS itself wants to record everything I do and see because “recall” and because “AI,” it will do so whether what I am doing is private or not.

This is a very boring dystopia.

paladin,
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@raganwald It is just because u use the wrong os 😉 ...maybe

ramsey, to random
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What’s the deal with skinny 12 oz. cans?

paladin,
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@ramsey beware of imperial metrixx 😉

paladin, to Laravel German
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WHAT THE FUCK?
Upgrading to 3 deletes all my data in PROD?
WHY? All data is GONE.

paladin,
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@flanger I did run the upgrade script locally and after all was finished and ran locally, I deployed it to PROD. It's just the basic forge deploy script with some more "restart queues" and so on things but after the deployment, all data was truncated in the db

jasongorman, to random
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In his review of Refactoring Databases 18 years ago, @mfowler wrote: "After my refactoring book appeared I was delighted to find sophisticated tools appear with automated many refactoring tasks. I hope the same thing happens with databases, and we begin to see vendors offer tools that make continual migrations of schema and data easier for everyone."

Would be great to get a "state of the art" in 2024 on that. What tools have you used? How did you find using them?

paladin,
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@jasongorman @matthewskelton @mfowler This is a build in feature oft the framework called migrations. See https://laravel.com/docs/10.x/migrations

So, the DB structure is part of your script and you can modify the DB (migrate) forward or backward (in case something broke).

Also you have the ability to insert demo data into your DB (called seeds).

For me, this works perfect. Setting up a new instance is just some console commands.

paladin, to php German
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Your daily php-dev fitness:

composer selfupdate && composer global update && npm -g i npm npm-check-updates && ncu -g

You are welcome ;)

andrewfeeney, to random
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What is the most obscure programming language you know well, or have chosen to / had to use in earnest?

paladin,
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@andrewfeeney Javascript. I am forced to do so and I dont want to talk about it. Feel so dirty....

nixCraft, to gaming
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What's one video game you wish you never bought? 🎮

paladin,
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@nixCraft "Ghost Master". Sry, this Game was trash

paladin, to php German
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Just one thing I learned recently: When comparing dates with dates in your DB, use Carbon::today() instead of Carbon::now(). now() gives you the actual date plus the time whilst today() sets the time to zero (better to compare for a date-related base).

Cmastication, to random
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Son of a…

paladin,
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@Cmastication So many questions...lets start with the first: What the hell is Twitter?

grmpyprogrammer, to php
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Do any of my peeps have some recommendations for integrating Playwright into your testing infrastructure -- interested to hear how they handle circumstances where you need to execute PHP code as part of the tests to do things like verify data exists on third-party systems

paladin,
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@grmpyprogrammer Didn't knew Playwright ... what are the pros/cons to cypress?

paladin,
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@grmpyprogrammer Thanks for sharing, I'll take a look at it 😉

nixCraft, to random
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I test in production. You can't scare me that easily. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

paladin,
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@nixCraft If you would've tests, you could test local and deploy fridays without a tear ;)

heiseonline, to ChatGPT German

ChatGPT als persönlicher Assistent in Opel, Fiat, Peugeot und Co.

Der Stellantis-Konzern will die Sprach-KI ChatGPT in die Infotainment-Systeme seiner Automarken einbauen und startet dazu eine sechsmonatige Pilotphase.

https://www.heise.de/news/ChatGPT-als-persoenlicher-Assistent-in-Opel-Fiat-Peugeot-und-Co-9340445.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege

paladin,
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@heiseonline Damit scheiden dann wieder diverse Marken aus meiner "das nächste Auto wird ein"-Liste aus.

nixCraft, to random
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How many of you are "burn a CD old"? 🤔

paladin,
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@nixCraft 🙋‍♂️...and older, more a "rewind a Tape with a pencil" old 😁

nixCraft, to random
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Your sibling wants to start coding. What programming language would you recommend?
0. C

  1. JavaScript
  2. Java
  3. Python
  4. Something else
paladin,
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@nixCraft C, definitivly C (or C++). Once you know C/C++, you are able to learn every other language depending on it (and that is almost every other "higher" language).

nixCraft, to random
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So yes, Google Chrome just rolled out a new way to track you and serve ads How to fix it? Switch to Firefox. Not to Edge. Alternatively, if you need Chome for work. Visit chrome://settings/adPrivacy and turn off each setting. Of course get Adbloker too ;)

paladin,
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@nixCraft or use a tracking blocking dns like nextdns or a secure vpn like proton (paid)

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    paladin,
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    @vowe it is Settings -> Apps 😉 (Android)

    kuketzblog, (edited ) to random German
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    Benutzt du noch ? Ich frage, weil ich mal einen Beitrag zur datenschutzfreundlichen Nutzung schreiben wollte. Ja, mehr Datenschutz bei WhatsApp und für die eigenen Kontakte ist wirklich möglich. 😉

    paladin,
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    @kuketzblog So lange HiOrgs wie Feuerwehr oder DRK das nutzen hast du nicht wirklich eine Wahl...

    ramsey, to random
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    Folks are really defensive about how much they hate XML.

    paladin,
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    @jrf_nl @ramsey I do not hate XML in the way it was intended. I do not like the XML they™️ made of it.
    The initial XML was a good Thing, like JSON is today, but they screwed it to a mess.

    afilina, to random
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    Skipping test automation today is a great way to later pay for devs to spend more time cursing than getting work done.

    paladin,
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    @afilina "Weeks of coding can save hours of planning" 😉

    afilina, (edited ) to random
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    If you build an API in PHP, try using zircote/swagger-php or equivalent. You will thank me later.
    https://github.com/zircote/swagger-php

    I used it last year when rescuing a project that derailed, in big part because of a lack of a verifiable contract between the UI and API teams.

    I also like to automatically validate the schema on all requests and responses in automated acceptance tests. Then I don't have to write tests specifically for the input/output shape.

    paladin,
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    @afilina That package is really awesome, I do use and recommend it for every of my API projects.
    Great Work 💪

    protonmail, to windows
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    ICYMI, the app is now available for everyone!

    🔼 Sync files automatically
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    ♻️Recover accidentally modified files
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    Get it here: https://proton.me/drive/download

    paladin,
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    @protonmail +1 for linux support .... right now this is the only thing from preventing me to book an unlimited subscription

    afilina, to random
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    My WTFs per minute on this legacy project is the highest it's been since the start of my career.

    paladin,
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    @afilina the only way to measure quality of code 🤣

    phpc, to php
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    Reply to this thread with the #PHP folks to follow on the Fediverse! #FollowFriday

    paladin,
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    @phpc 👋 and sometimes good old plain

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