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ChristosArgyrop,
@ChristosArgyrop@mstdn.science avatar

I think I am 50% done finding a quadrafecta : a simultaneous hit piece against & .

This one only manages to trash talk and , so it has some ways to go.

https://stefanoborini.com/why-r-is-the-new-perl/

PS 1Gotta admit that the point about the object systems in R is somewhat spot on
PS 2 gets a dishonorable mention
PS3 I will continue to find ways to continue using all 4 of the aforementioned languages, as they are all performant and deliver in complementary ways.

BobOHara,

@ChristosArgyrop trash talking PERL is easy - even Larry Wall did it

mjgardner,
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@BobOHara @ChristosArgyrop Some examples of Larry taking the piss:

“I’m reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?”

"Perl is worse than because people wanted it worse.”

"Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.”

"The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.”

phpugmrn, German
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Have you ever wondered how to compile a #PHP application into a single binary? Join us on February 29th at the @bitexpert office in #Mannheim to find out! @Hariboas will introduce us to #FrankenPHP and its impressive capabilities. Sign up here: https://www.meetup.com/phpug-rhein-neckar/events/298184699/ #phpugmrn #phpc #rheinneckarrocks

ollieread,
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So, I’m building a dependency-injection package, and it’s a lot of fun. I’ve gone a route that I don’t really see many, if any, following. I suspect it may be that a lot of the solutions out there are old, and while they have been updated, they’re still going to inherit certain approaches.

ollieread,
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@ramsey I happen to already have an example screenshot for this!

ollieread,
@ollieread@phpc.social avatar

@ramsey There are also a number of others, like the Shared, Provider, Scope, and Factory attributes.

mikestreety, (edited )
@mikestreety@hachyderm.io avatar

I'm looking for a solution to branch-based previews for a / stack. We have nearly 60 sites we want to set this up for (a lot of services I find either charge $1000s or don't even support that many).

I don't want anything fancy, I don't need to edit in the browser. I would like to push a branch to gitlab and have the option to spin up an environment to preview.

I have considered doing it myself, but I was hoping to not have to support my own infrastructure.

gcg,
@gcg@phpc.social avatar

@mikestreety @ramsey after reading all the different replies to your post I would like to add couple of benefits of handling this on Cloud Run:

  • scale down to 0. So you only pay if you are using it (sending it traffic.)
  • same service on cloud run can have multiple versions live. (I create 1 service per repo and multiple versions for each PR with unique urls)
  • you have the option to create/attach a DB to each version/service or use production DB .
mikestreety,
@mikestreety@hachyderm.io avatar

@gcg @ramsey Ah, that is cool. What would be the killer feature is if it doesn't spin up until the URL is access & then shut down after ~10 mins of inactivity.

Devs & Ams would have no problem waiting a minute or two for it to startup to preview it

phpc,
@phpc@phpc.social avatar

WHAT IS HAPPENING, MY PHPEOPLE!

doefom,
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@phpc PHPEOPLE, that’s awesome

SenseException,
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@phpc Replace all the Ps with PHPs.

Just like PHP mostly got reduced to overriding/replacing eCommerce framework functionality with custom code.

leanpub,
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Advanced Web Application Architecture https://leanpub.com/web-application-architecture by Matthias Noback is the featured book on the Leanpub homepage! https://leanpub.com

pwaring,
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Finished client work for the week so spending a bit of time on side projects. Just closed two outstanding issues on my repository for bootstrapping PHP applications using the Slim framework, bringing the total down to zero.

reactphp,
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Just released v3.2.0 of our Promise component! 🎉

Today's release adds initial support for the upcoming PHP 8.4 release, improves reporting unhandled promise rejections and more 🚀

https://github.com/reactphp/promise/releases/tag/v3.2.0

Enjoy!

typo3, German
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Did you miss the General Assembly last month? ⚖️

This month on the podcast, we speak with Mathias Bolt Lesniak, TYPO3 Project Ambassador, and Ben van 't Ende about the democratic process and the importance of community involvement! 🎙️

🎧Listen, let us know what you think and don't forget to subscribe! https://youtu.be/EpW9Rmt14AA?feature=shared

cooptilleuls, French
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Nous sommes à l'#AFUPDay Lille mais nous participons également à l'édition lyonnaise ! Près de 270 personnes sont présentes aujourd'hui à la CPE Lyon, à l'occasion de ce rassemblement d'expert·es #PHP. Bravo et merci @afup pour l'orga !

Photo de l'AFUP Day Lyon

mobileatom,
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Primitive Obsession.

https://acairns.co.uk/posts/primitive-obsession?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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wowa_TYPO3, German
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Hast du meinen letzten Stream über verpasst? Kein Problem! Schau dir jetzt die Aufzeichnung an und lerne einiges über Backstop JS und Visual Regression Testing. Lass uns zusammen in die Welt von und eintauchen! 👉 https://youtu.be/ad4AgfA_mQs

JustineSC9, French
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wowa_TYPO3, German
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⏰ Heute ist DER Tag! Der "Business Roundtable: Digital mit TYPO3" startet um 16 Uhr. Letzte Chance zur Anmeldung bis 15 Uhr. Stell dir vor, du könntest heute Abend die Lösung für dein größtes Business-Problem in der Hand halten – verpasse diese Chance nicht!
https://wwagner.net/events/business-roundtable-digital-mit-typo3

mobileatom,
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How to configure PHP in Airflow? #php #airflow

https://dev.to/darkotodoric/how-to-configure-php-in-airflow-5d9i?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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