abimelechbeutelbilch, 10 months ago

@dgar Does anybody know the german grandmaster of black and sometimes very bizarre and intelligent #humor Martin #perscheid ? Here's a strip about the #dopplereffect
🇩🇪 #dopplereffekt

zorrobandito, 10 months ago

@dgar
Roses are red.,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorious

atatassault, 10 months ago

@dgar

Roses are reddish
Violets are kinda blue
Fuck, where's this going?

tfld, 10 months ago

@dgar is it possible to shift them into being WiFi?

andrea_smandrea, 10 months ago

@dgar
Of cultivar roses, the colours are many;
Of violets, most are in purple and gold;
Of sugar, its sweet is transcended by honey
And you, who are a joy to behold.

dgar, 10 months ago

@andrea_smandrea 😁

andrea_smandrea, 10 months ago

@dgar gee, now i’m tempted to post one of my bredliks…

Subumbral, 10 months ago

@dgar roseshift

Cassandra, 10 months ago

@dgar @ben

Geraniums are red
Geraniums are blue
Geraniums are white
Geraniums are pink
Geraniums are purple
Geraniums can't make up their minds.

barbiche, 10 months ago

@dgar @mrundkvist

Roses are red
but could also be blue
if, at great speed,
they come unto you

FSonder, 9 months ago

@dgar U can Doppler yar money on that flowery effect

dgar, 9 months ago

@FSonder 😏

SusannahWrites, 10 months ago

@dgar I am lol’ing at this while sitting on a bus being overtaken by an ambulance… 🤯

wiligl, 10 months ago

@dgar poetic description of Doppler effect

hectaman, 10 months ago

@dgar
Violets are swift,
Violets are slow,
It's all about perspective,
In the lights ebb and flow.

patchhoernchen, 10 months ago

@dgar https://xkcd.com/1125/

juanejot, 10 months ago

@dgar By any other name, would their displaced chemical spectroanalysis be so heavily laden with polysaccharides.

auscandoc, 10 months ago

@dgar @BlakeGirardot

Harry Potter Lol GIF by Sky

44razorsedge, 10 months ago

@dgar YES, please.

ferds, 10 months ago

@dgar Brilliant

JMaverickJacks1, 10 months ago

@dgar That was a quote from “The Poetry of Edwin Hubble,” a favorite source of romantic verse for physicists and the nerds who love them.

MercG, 10 months ago

@dgar
Be proud of this excellent toot 🫡

blueshiftnz, 10 months ago

@dgar

You rang?

dgar, 10 months ago

@blueshiftnz 🤭🤗

cynblogger, 10 months ago

@dgar
“Everybody, SHIFT!”

pattykimura, 10 months ago

@dgar Are you available as my next idol?

dgar, 10 months ago

@pattykimura 😊

johnnyd_cm, 10 months ago

@dgar
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
And mine have turned green.

qwertziop, 10 months ago

@dgar that's absolutely correct! :D