jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Is it true that all you need to draw a penis on a cybertruck is a squirt gun full of salt water? Asking for a friend.

tito_swineflu,
@tito_swineflu@sfba.social avatar

@jwz I find that hydrogen peroxide mixed with salt water is amazingly effective.

Jawaka,
@Jawaka@floss.social avatar

@jwz Do the road authorities in the US dump salt in the roads during icy periods? If so the results would be hilarious.

ZillaMon,
@ZillaMon@mastodon.social avatar
Jawaka,
@Jawaka@floss.social avatar

@ZillaMon @jwz Ouch lol

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@Jawaka @ZillaMon @jwz Hmmm. There are a couple of vehicles around Leeds like that. One is a van, the other an Audi TT. Both look like rusted or fire damaged wrecks.

Turns out, it's a vinyl wrap, but incredibly realistic.

anniethebruce,

@Jawaka @jwz In a lot of areas, especially the northern half of the country, yes.

Bad enough that an experienced mechanic can pretty quickly tell if a car has spent significant time in the northeast or upper midwest where icy roads are at their worst. Just from the rust.

Granted, it's not stainless in most cases, but you don't have bare steel over the entire damn surface of most cars. Even if stainless holds up a bit better, so much is exposed on the Cybertruck quite a few will be visibly rusted by the end of next winter.

Pagan_Animist,
@Pagan_Animist@beekeeping.ninja avatar

@anniethebruce @jwz @Jawaka

That just breaks my heart.

vik,
@vik@mastodon.nzoss.nz avatar

@jwz Copper sulphate

ncrav,
@ncrav@mas.to avatar

@jwz I heard gallium makes it really come out... artistically I mean 🧐

ZillaMon,
@ZillaMon@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz salt and white vinegar.

YennyPenny1,

@jwz These artistic delights provide amusement on the road to me as a driver.

kfringe,
@kfringe@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz You could do that, but why carry a leaky squirt gun when piss works so well?

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@kfringe Californians are not well trained at writing their name in the snow.

hunkyscotsman,

@jwz why do you hate the cybertruck?

jessienab,
@jessienab@wetdry.world avatar

@hunkyscotsman it's literally an all around failure of a vehicle. genuine trash off a manufacturing assembly line.
a man-child's fever dream of an "automobile".

hunkyscotsman,

@jessienab

what makes it a failure?

how does the build quality of other Tesla products today compare with the version 1.0 of those same vehicle lines?

why do you feel the need to make childish insults towards an individual you don't personally know?

jessienab,
@jessienab@wetdry.world avatar

@hunkyscotsman Elon Musk is a transphobic fascist. I don't care a bit if you consider my "insults" childish or not, or if I even need to "know" someone as public a figure as Elon, to make these statements.

what makes it a failure?

The fact you have to babysit the car to ensure it avoids rusting after only DAYS of exterior impact from rain or similar materials. That's LITERALLY insanity to me, you bought a car and it's already deteriorating. That's so much worse than the standard joke of "driving 1/4th a new cars value off the lot"

https://www.wired.com/story/this-is-why-teslas-stainless-steel-cybertrucks-may-be-rusting/

Adam Something has done a great critical analysis on the failure that is the Cybertruck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFloLGmPKl0

how does the build quality of other Tesla products today compare with the version 1.0 of those same vehicle lines?

I don't know, I don't like cars, I don't follow car information. I think cars have been a net negative to society in many, MANY ways.

I'm going to block you now because after reviewing your other fedi comments you seem to align yourself with fascist individuals.

violetmadder, (edited )

@jessienab @hunkyscotsman

Re-reading this thread today has me laughing so hard my eyes are watering. (I keep remembering the cleaning instructions in the vehicle manual: "do not wait")

The fact this monstrosity isn't even manufactured to the standards of a steel TOILET perfectly encapsulates the depraved hubris of people who want a giant dick-on-wheels so bad they're not even paying attention to whether or not the damn thing works right.

And these are the same people ravaging our environment, stepping on the marginalized, and bringing about the accelerating collapse of civilization. Their whole ideology, mindset, priorities, and culture needs to be critiqued and dismantled. Mockery is just one piece of how that happens, and a fun way to blow off steam while we're at it.

hunkyscotsman,

@violetmadder @jessienab

seems like you are making gross generalizations

violetmadder,

@hunkyscotsman @jessienab

Have you seen the recent statistics on traffic deaths increasing as trucks bloat in size? Or the rates at which pedestrians are getting killed because drivers can't see over those bulbous hoods (whose only function, by the way, is to look impressive; the space under them is hollow).

Nobody who gives a damn about their fellow humans or life on earth in general in the midst of this sixth great extinction goes and buys a massive resource guzzling vehicle (even an electric motor is not enough to make up for the other wastes) whose main appeal is that of a wealth-flaunting, toxic masculinity-projecting status symbol that's not even built to last (especially one that's the pet project of a jet-setting fashy racist sociopath who's getting idolized like a minor god king). Sorry if that seems like such a broad statement it hurts your feelings.

I'm so sick of people getting a pass for blatantly destructive behavior as if it's normal and fine or even admirable, while the rest of us get tone-policed for daring to be fed up with the fact that the world is burning.

hunkyscotsman,

@violetmadder @jessienab

I agree with some of your points

Mainly related to the unnecessary need for larger vehicles

And at least in the US a desperate need for public transit that all classes would find convenient and safe

I however cannot understand why you are upset with one man with such intense passion

Would you prefer there was no electric large truck alternative?

violetmadder,

@hunkyscotsman @jessienab

Because he's squandering resources that could have instead been used to improve millions of lives, influencing policy, harming communities, setting a toxic example other people look up to and keep trying to follow, fooling people with false hopes and lies, and because he's generally emblematic of everything most wrong with the world today. I despise the fact that billionaires even exist, and hate Bezos and Zuckerberg and all the rest of them similarly. No one should have that kind of power-- we overthrew monarchs, only to replace them with a new aristocracy every bit as rotten as the last.

I would definitely prefer proper mass transit. And if there are large trucks, like all other vehicles and appliances their design needs to prioritize for efficiency, usefulness, safety, repairability, and longevity above silly fashion trends.

scottmiller42,
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social avatar

@hunkyscotsman @violetmadder @jessienab Why are you simping for a guy who is one of the most obnoxious trolls in the world? Maybe if he goes 12 months in a row without posting some hateful nonsense, people wouldn’t justifiably despise that shithead so much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/16/technology/elon-musk-endorses-antisemitic-post-ibm.html

hunkyscotsman,

@scottmiller42 @violetmadder @jessienab

Has he said anything more hateful that what you folks have said in this thread?

simping... ah clever

wouldn't that make you transphobic? assuming he has a mediocre pussy?

not cool to talk about a protected class that way

violetmadder,
scottmiller42,
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social avatar

@hunkyscotsman @violetmadder @jessienab “ Has he said anything more hateful that what you folks have said in this thread?”

If you don’t think antisemetic slurs are worse than me calling him a shithead, if you want to defend him after knowing he did that, then you can fuck right off.

hunkyscotsman,

@scottmiller42 @violetmadder @jessienab

I don't believe he said any slur but I could be mistaken

He did support a questionable tweet and then apologized for it

Should I judge you for your worst action, best action, or take an average of them?

scottmiller42,
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social avatar

@hunkyscotsman @violetmadder @jessienab Wow, talk about moving the goalposts.

You originally asked why people hate him, and then when I told it’s antisemetic remarks, you defend him. That makes you an piece of shit.

You want to judge me, go for it. I’ve never in my life heaped hatred on people, and definitely did not do that with millions of followers.

I’ll hang onto my integrity knowing that I chose to tell a Nazi to FO instead of defending a Nazi.

hunkyscotsman,

@scottmiller42 @violetmadder @jessienab

Do you think calling someone a Nazi, who isn't, degrades the importance of what happened in Nazi Germany?

I'm not defending him, I'm merely stating facts

I'm also highly interested in what psychological motivations lead to catastrophic thoughts like yours.

violetmadder,

@hunkyscotsman @scottmiller42 @jessienab

Godwin himself blew the actually yes these are Nazis so go ahead and call them Nazis whistle in 2017, dude. And you probably know it, you just get off on trying to be annoying.

Our psychological motivations come from having a moral compass calibrated to interesting shit like empathy and fairness, to an extent that makes it really hard to minimize the catastrophes that are in fact already ongoing. If that's not intuitive to you, I really do wish I could help but I truly don't know how.

Krux_22,
@Krux_22@mastodonsweden.se avatar

@jwz How about drawing the penis with Vaseline for more control and details. Then spraying with saltwater.

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@Krux_22 Vaseline sounds intimate and time-consuming. I think my friend was looking for a ranged weapon.

Krux_22,
@Krux_22@mastodonsweden.se avatar

@jwz Sure. But it won’t look like a penis. Water runs. And your friend needs to add veins to the masterwork. It needs details

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@Krux_22 Yes, it would be a shame if it was a low quality dong.

rrmutt,
@rrmutt@mastodon.social avatar
noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz
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