jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

Some people go to public screenings of football games

When in Maastricht I’m off to a public screening of a debate with Ursula von der Leyen 🙂

https://studioeuropamaastricht.nl/2024/03/13/maastricht-debate-watch-party/

cweickhmann,
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@jon Do you happen to have the link to the stream at hand?

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar
jon, (edited )
@jon@gruene.social avatar

A bunch of unhealthy looking young dudes in smart suits have just walked by, but trying to look relaxed without ties. I assume those are EPP supporters?

jwildeboer,
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  • jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @jwildeboer Also possible. Especially as I’m in Netherlands.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    There are coaching academies!

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Determined supporters are already here. It’s not obvious who they’re supporting though.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Nasty about the opposing teams.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Sure. The only one! 🙂

    thilosophus,
    @thilosophus@chaos.social avatar

    @jon tried finding one in Berlin where I'm currently spontaneously at; the obvious suspects aren't hosting anything (or aren't telling anyone on their website). Envy you being able to savour this spring evening in Maastricht; I'll join the livestream and reminisce!

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @thilosophus it’s nice to be in Maastricht. But the event is really weird.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    We’re playing Serie A political prejudice

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Oh a hooligan. She was taken away by security shouting “fuck the EU”. Seriously! But was too far away to photograph.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Errrr shudder

    “How did you meet your partner?”
    “We met at a public screening of an Ursula von der Leyen debate of course!”

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Meanwhile I’m intrigued how the UVDL vs MASZ battle will shape up. MASZ has been doing a Mourinho in the run up to today’s kick off https://www.euractiv.de/section/europawahlen/news/ausgesprochen-schlecht-strack-zimmermann-kritisiert-von-der-leyen/

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    We have 3 supporter clubs here. European Left, European Free Alliance and - without even a banner - the European Greens.

    European Free Alliance stand
    European Greens flag

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Also the most important question: if a team commits a misinformation foul, can we call on VAR to adjudicate? 🤔

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Supporters of a rival team excluded from the running are making more noise than those who are playing.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Meanwhile the referee is some dude called Vinocur. He struggled to identify S&D lead player Nicolas Schmit at the start, which doesn’t bode well.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    95 watch parties! I demand a VAR review to check that one.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    They thought they were playing Champions League, but so far is more park kick about

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Zank yew for träweling wiz MASZ

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Ok, at least someone gave UVDL a clear tactical plan.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Bas. The Gary Lineker of

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    European Left playing route one at Tax the rich is always the answer.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Hydrogen klaxon. Booooooooo UVDL.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    “Von der Leyen you’re a liar we demand a cease fire” the rival supporters outside are chanting. I’m not sure this is changing the course of the though

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Apologies to my normal followers for this interlude of lousy politics and even lousier football metaphors. Normal service on this Mastodon account will resume soon! (In the meantime you might to want to mute the hashtag)

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    This Christian dude Ghilețchi is amazing. In his opening statement he said he wants values based on god. Now he said he wants fact based politics.

    xgebi,
    @xgebi@hachyderm.io avatar

    @jon Is it this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valeriu_Ghile%C8%9Bchi ? If not, I'd propose to export him to a theocracy of his choosing.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @xgebi yes that’s him

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    The refereeing team at are playing this Howard Webb style - they’re too in the centre of the action. Although given the formulaic play around them, perhaps that is inevitable?

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Team UVDL is struggling in midfield here. Being attacked by Bas (Greens) and EFA one side, and populists on the other.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Perfectly timed tackle by Bas on UVDL on pesticides.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Meanwhile MASZ is like Sheriff Tiraspol or Qarabağ in the Champions League. An expensively assembled team but then flatters to deceive on the big stage.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    This Danish iD dude is like Dennis Wise. Like a little terrier who’d bite your ankle.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    I have the impression that MASZ hasn’t actually read the rules of the game (the EU Treaties)

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Fucking hell. European Left complete Russia apologists on the war in Ukraine.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    “One country can stop everything in the European Parliament” Errr, again MASZ doesn’t know the rules.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    UVDL ruling out any Rwanda deal for the EU. Didn’t Uli Hoen… sorry, Friedrich Merz upstairs float that in the CDU?

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    So far

    UVDL - midfield general
    Bas - the cunning full back, good in attack and defence
    MASZ - signed with a big reputation but struggles at this level
    Vistisen - lacks skill but might break your ankle in an ill timed tackle
    Schmit - the game is passing him by
    Baier - would sooner be playing for Spartak Moscow
    Roßberg - quiet game, but flashes of skill on the wing
    Ghilețchi - can’t work out where the goal is, ponderous build up

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    So UVDL is asked if she’ll ban TikTok in the EU. She doesn’t rule it out.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    We’re done. The audience is tired. It was not the most compelling spectacle!

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    Let’s not draw any conclusions from the after match music

    video/mp4

    Alon,
    @Alon@mastodon.social avatar

    @jon Is S&D at all in the game? Or is it just EPP forever?

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @Alon Schmit was poor

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    UVDL supporters, eh. I didn’t put this there I swear.

    smveerman,
    @smveerman@zug.network avatar

    @jon The NOS visited the debate festival yesterday. Turns out you missed André Rieu 😅

    https://nos.nl/l/2518681

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @smveerman i saw some people with NOS microphones. But who’s famous in Dutch TV I don’t know.

    StOnSoftware,
    @StOnSoftware@mastodon.social avatar

    @jon can’t we start with the established culprits? Meta, Alphabet, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft? It’s not that they are objectively better

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @StOnSoftware And also start with EU politicians practicing what they preach as well!

    timo,
    @timo@hetzel.net avatar

    @jon Still trying to buy a new electric car. Not succeeding.

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @timo You’re not going to manage to get a hydrogen car either.

    partim,
    @partim@social.tchncs.de avatar

    @jon Also, the metre is a bit dubious.

    vanecx,
    @vanecx@mastodon.pirateparty.be avatar

    @jon who's winning?

    jon,
    @jon@gruene.social avatar

    @vanecx we’re just warming up.

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