GottaLaff,
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

Adventurer,
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@GottaLaff
I drive by a house with a huge sign. Like 4'x4'.

It used to say "Stay poor. Vote Democrat."

Now it says "Don't blame me, I voted for TFg."

I have so many thoughts.

timo21,
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@GottaLaff there are cameras everywhere. Other people have been caught messing with bumper stickers because there are cameras everywhere.

GottaLaff,
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@timo21 I don't do that kind of thing anyway. I'm not stupid, nor do I deface.

timo21,
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@GottaLaff Of course. I've been tempted also, and that's what I tell myself 🙂 I meant no offense.

GottaLaff,
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@timo21 No, not off what you said. I was just saying it in addition to what you said.

Mayor_of_Smartarse,
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@GottaLaff You need some tiny mushroom stickers for surreptitious attachment...

GottaLaff,
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JKirkpatrick, (edited )
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@GottaLaff Not too much trump propaganda here but there's this one MAGA idiot in town that painted her truck with a wrap, all trump BS. I got stuck behind her in traffic and could tell she was watching for my response. I shook my head visibly, laughed, and shook some more.

GottaLaff,
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@JKirkpatrick I used to carry a big red foam clown nose in the car with me for those occasions. I'd just stick it on my nose and stare any time someone did anything rude or offensive, and it was ALWAYS disarming and hilarious to see their nonplussed reactions.

PJ_Evans,
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@GottaLaff
I felt like that at the supermarket yesterday, looking at a big truck advertising something-or0-other, and a small "F--- Biden" sticker on the back left corner.

GottaLaff,
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@PJ_Evans That makes me sick

mdb,
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@GottaLaff I recall a situation where I had to help a family member while they were in the hospital. They had anti - Obama stickers on their truck. I don't recall why but I had to drive that vehicle. I ended up putting tape over the stickers to obscure them. I do believe I neglected to remove the tape when done... Taping over seems rather "harmless" in general.

GottaLaff,
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@mdb Good idea, but you were given permission to use the truck. I couldn't do that to someone's truck in a parking lot

skydog,
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@GottaLaff

I carry a couple of these in my wallet for just such occasions (including parking in a handicapped spot w/o a tag). I slip it under the wiper blade, and leave it to them what it means...but I feel better.

I've never stuck around to watch, but I imagine when they see it, they also walk around their car to check for damage. Car karma.

GottaLaff,
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@skydog Not a bad idea

JanisKay,
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@GottaLaff delusional no doubt. Bless their heart

GottaLaff,
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@JanisKay What heart would that be? 😉

JanisKay,
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@GottaLaff point taken. 🤣

GottaLaff,
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@JanisKay 😁

Harrybear,
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@GottaLaff
Good for you. That wouldn't have proved anything.

GottaLaff,
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@Harrybear Nor would I ever do it anyway

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff I'm glad when they mark themselves so I know to AVOID

JeanPoole_AZ,
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@GottaLaff Met a friend for happy hour on Wednesday, only to discover there was a big Kari Lake event in the courtyard adjacent to the restaurant. OMG, what a bunch of nut jobs! I could hear one of the speakers telling the crowd that the Communist Party was donating billions of dollars to the Democrats. There was also some sort of militia group providing “security.” Talk about needing every ounce of restraint in my body to take the long way around to my car.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff a dark side of me wishes I was the kind of person who keyed cars whenever I see a dipshit in the parking lot.

GottaLaff,
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ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Next time magic marker Biden on the bumper sticker 😹

tersenurse,
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@GottaLaff I admire your self-restraint! Our landlord is a big old Trumper, and I'm not sure what to do when/if he puts up a Trump sign in front of our building.

GottaLaff,
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4d3fect,
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@GottaLaff Cameras abound everywhere barely noticed. I'd have terrible luck succumbing to that particular temptation.

GottaLaff,
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@4d3fect I wouldn't do it for many reasons, that being one

nonproductive,
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@GottaLaff They’d just replace it with a “Trump is your King” one.. no point wasting your time. 😕

GottaLaff,
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@nonproductive No point anyway

mloxton,
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@GottaLaff
Congratulations.
Also, you have likely burned through your entire week's worth of self restraint, so don't visit any art supply shops or Amazon for a few days.,

GottaLaff,
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@mloxton LOL

shwnwllms,
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@GottaLaff should have left him a large bottle of bleach with a sticky note (written in black sharpie of course) that said “COVID Medicine”

JoeStewart,
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@GottaLaff
Its the small things we do ;)

GottaLaff,
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Hippasus500,
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@GottaLaff
Good for you!

Had you followed through, all you would have accomplished is to confirm for the vehicle’s owner (no doubt, yet again) the world is out to get them.

Politics is 90% emotion and 10% reason (Just now made that up…). I wish it was the other way.

GottaLaff,
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@Hippasus500 I wouldn't do it regardless. I just don't do that stuff.

Hippasus500,
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@GottaLaff
I have no doubt it would be beneath you. <smile>

GottaLaff,
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@Hippasus500 Just not smart, nor would it accomplish a thing, nor very classy, true. I don't do what I don't want others to do.

benroyce,
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@GottaLaff

i see them too around town

just yesterday: a black ford f-150 (gee, i never could have guessed) with a "don't blame me, i voted for " bumper sticker

my problem is when i pull up next to them at the stoplight, i have to restrain myself from gawking. and if i catch their gaze, smiling and laughing my ass off. i don't need the road rage

it takes all my composure to not engage

the intrusive thoughts are going to get me in trouble some day

of course they always look like this:

GottaLaff,
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@benroyce Always.

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