Zerofactorial, to random
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And inside the metal box: a half pound of ham #monsterdon

amyfou, to random
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🌏 ⛏️ 😱

Alright, nice denoument for Hans and his ... cousin 💞

🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑

ottaross, to random
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And the clones? What news of the clones?

Louisa, to random
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Well we got to see Hans as a happy new sheepionaire, so I guess I have to give this movie 5 stars

amyfou, to random
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🌏 ⛏️ 😱

The actor who played Hans has also won my heart for being Best At Running Away and Falling Over While Carrying Your Lamb Safely

moira, to random
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sooooo nothing much really happened, did it? I mean, other than meeting a few monster friends. That part was good.

#monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

ottaross, to random
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That's quite an abrupt wrap up.

sean, to random
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Another is in the can!

Thanks again to fearless @Taweret for hosting and wrangling all of us!

Tonight's feature was from 1977. In lieu of a plot we had,

  • Double entendres that turned into triple and quadruple entendres!
  • Mighty caves!
  • Hans, the sheep whisperer
  • Giant acid mushrooms, but not the fun kind!
  • Volcano eruptions!
moira, to random
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wow that's some phenominally bad age makeup

amyfou, to random
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🌏 ⛏️ 😱

HANS! He's hugging a sheep! I love Hans very very much.

moira, to random
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meanwhile aboard the s.s. No Cutty Sark

amyfou, to random
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🌏 ⛏️ 😱

Can anyone else here say "the proof of the pudding"? I'd have to say "the proof is in the pudding"

bk1e,
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@amyfou I thought so too, but apparently the saying was originally “the proof of the pudding is in the eating.”

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_proof_of_the_pudding_is_in_the_eating

floatybirb, to random
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Launching my thread for The Fabulous Journey To the Center of the Earth (1977) aka When Time Began. I'm not totally sure what this movie's title should be, so I'm not going to hash tag it.

However I am excited that this movie might have dinosaurs, caves and bellhops.

floatybirb,
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After fleeing the exploding caves, we emerge near a smoldering volcano, because fuck physics. We find a local child and try to figure out where we are by speaking random languages at them. The child says that the exploding mountain is Stromboli, which might be a type of pasta, I dunno.

As a reward for all of his suffering, Mr Whittle Pipe has found a nice goat that he would like to cuddle, and carries it away from the explosion. Bellhop Twink takes the child instead.

floatybirb,
@floatybirb@mastodon.social avatar

the rest of this movie will be stock footage of a volcano going "boom"

floatybirb,
@floatybirb@mastodon.social avatar

Shock Ending: Cave Aragorn was Santa Claus the whole time! Who would have expected it?

yatsu, to random
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okay, giant bowl of banged grains has been obtained, let the #monsterdon BEGIN!

yatsu,
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yay! a happy ending for Hans! the only one we actually care about!

yatsu,
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so, Olsen left the book there so that Otto et al would head down there, so that they'd all meet, and then... so Olsen could blow himself up??? i... what???

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu It's definitely not a stable time loop. It's more like a drunken time lord on a unicycle.

yatsu,
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@CactuarJoe man had one too many regenerations.

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu It's like all those episodes where the Doctor meets himself except they're all Olson.

yatsu,
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@CactuarJoe cuts down on having to pay actors, i guess.

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu Oops! All Olsons

trixter, to random
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Excited to do some journeying to the center of the Earth tonight!

trixter,
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Well, that was… fun? Yeah, I’m gonna say fun. Time to fuck off into the subterranean sea with some surprisingly territorial dinosaur friends. Goodnight, !

jonny, to random
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Root post for where if you are not this account and you reply to it (untag me plz) your posts will show up in monsterdon feed but not your local TL

jonny,
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Journey to the center of the earth (1977): 0/5

"Nothing happens in this movie and nobody is in it that matters except hans and that sheep"

jonny,
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/voteban period movies from

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