Ever since I read "A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking" I've wanted to make some gingerbread men. In the book a teen-aged wizard is left as the sole magic user to defend a city and since the only magic she has is animating baked goods she makes an army of gingerbread men. Two dozen of which she makes with rat poison and bad intentions and sets them loose on the enemy camp. Not all of the cookies here are bad, but there are a few Killer Klowns (Per #monsterdon) and at least one terminator. The most evil are the cookies with ties. Those are middle managers who want you to come in this weekend.
I think you could have guessed what happens when you leave the guy yelling "you can't do this, this is madness" as the only one in the control room where the madness can be started and stopped
So it's about an hour 'til #Monsterdon, the weekly monster movie watchin' event 'round these parts. If you don't want to see that, best mute the hashtag.
This week we're watchin' IT! The Terror from Beyond Space! No clown, as far as I know, so it can't be that bad.