In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf. One Sunday morning the warm sun came up….and POP, out of the egg came a tiny, very hungry caterpillar.
He started looking for some food.
On Monday he ate through one middle manager. But he was still hungry.
On Tuesday he ate through two day traders, but he was still hungry.
On Wednesday he ate through three hedge fund managers, but he was still hungry.
On Thursday he ate through four Pinkertons, but he was still hungry.
On Friday he ate through five Heritage Foundation economists, but he was still hungry.
On Saturday he ate through Charles Koch's left pointer finger, David Koch's spleen, Mark Zuckerberg's inhuman face, the mahogany meeting table of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Warren Buffet's eye, the Tesla Roadster in Earth's orbit, the new headquarters of Twitter, Elon Musk's left foot, the Amazon anti-union consultants, Jeff Bezos' second rocket, and Jeffery Bezos' jugular vein. That night he had a stomach ache!
The next day was Sunday again. The caterpillar ate through the decaying body of Ronald Wilson Reagan, and after that he felt better. Now he wasn't hungry anymore--and he wasn't a little caterpillar anymore. He was a big fat #anticapitalist caterpillar.
He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed inside for more than two weeks.
Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out and...He became a butterfly of the #revolution!
It's Friday so we do a #followfriday thing? I'm a transmedia artist from Uganda, mostly work in #film and #writing in the #sff realms and would love to follow people in the same fields, generally, but anyone involved in the #art business, or those who #shitpost and have a good sense of humor. I'll #followback such folk.
Its hard to read a post with so many hashtags, but well, looking to increase my #followers and #follows so give me a boost or tag people you think I should connect with.
Breaking: Wagner's chief said his forces will stop their march on Moscow and return to their camps after a deal was brokered by Belarus between large Fediverse instances and Meta
Slavs had so many cute twinks that the Church got jealous and forcefully instilled homophobia within the whole local populace over the course of an entire millennium
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
balls pt.2
balls pt.1
soup
on god??
corm
dieded
say hi to bubbles ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
how is german a real language? (i have no idea what any of these words mean)
my 4 moods
Rule
[Shitpost] Took a look at Reddit, this is pretty much how it is right now
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