CADmonkey

@CADmonkey@lemmy.world

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CADmonkey,

A pile of speed camera guts, 10 meters of 900-pair phone line, a grounding grid from a substation, and some coils from an orphanage’s air conditioner, probably.

CADmonkey,

I love the bantam egg on top.

CADmonkey,

Before or after you drop a book on your face?

For me it’s usually “after”.

CADmonkey,

“I love the poorly educated”

CADmonkey,

hopefully there’s a foolproof way to temporarily disable the blades,

Unplug the spark plug and tuck the wire out of the way.

CADmonkey,

Yes. You can do that without even turning the lawnmower over.

CADmonkey,

Genitals can go in them

CADmonkey,

If they can keep everyone distracted by The Gays™ or whatever other sexual deviancy the redhats can dream up, then maybe people won’t notice the roads falling apart or the useless police, or more importantly, which people are stealing all the money.

CADmonkey,

I have Railgrade on my wishlist and I have been back and forth about it. I’m a big fan of Satisfactory though.

CADmonkey,

Yes it will destroy the world in a year, but with Goo™, we will see an increase of 12.6% this quarter!

CADmonkey,

plenty of non-story games will take much longer

Yup. Satisfactory doesn’t have much of a story (although it’s still early access) but I think I’m cloae to 1,000 hours on it.

CADmonkey,

(Like to the point where he checked in with me to ask if I was annoyed at listening to the audio constantly.)

I remember asking my other half if the sound was annoying her, and she told me she enjoys the stories in the game.

CADmonkey,

This is one more thing I like about singleplayer BG3. Even in the middle of a fight I can get up and do whatever.

CADmonkey,

“Ron Desantis” is an anagram of “Sardine Snot”

CADmonkey,

And you can deliver fuel easily, by hand, to a car that’s out of gas.

CADmonkey,

Because gas cans don’t exist?

CADmonkey,

You seriously can’t even fix your washing machine?

CADmonkey,

Probably some crybaby who thinks I don’t like their tesla because it’s electric, when in reality I don’t like it because it’s a poorly made car.

CADmonkey,

sugar into a concrete mixer and prevent construction and such

I used to work for a concrete precasting plant. A single 20oz bottle of coke will ruin ten cubic yards of concrete easily.

But it’s even easier than that. You can spray forms/reinforcement with soda before the concrete is even poured, and it will ruin the pour because the concrete won’t bond to the reinforcement.

CADmonkey,

So many who think bombs are the way to go. They are not.

None of the following is a good idea, either.

Fun facts I’ve learned while working for a living:

1.) A bottle of coca-cola, or any sugary drink, will ruin a concrete pour.

2.) Diesel equipment doesn’t like water, gasoline, or eggs in the tank.

3.) There are two ends of a telephone line. One end is at the building. The other end is in a box nearby that nobody is watching.

4.) A battered hard hat, old steel toe boots, a dirty yellow safety vest, and an air of confidence will turn you invisible.

CADmonkey,

So long as the costume covers your face, and the calling card is sufficiently misleading, why not?

CADmonkey,

I have an ex who was 4’-10". There were definitely cars she couldn’t drive.

CADmonkey,

That was my first thought too.

CADmonkey,

Customers in the store are bitchy and demanding.

Customers outside the store are bitchy, demanding, and controlling a two-ton machine.

Hard choice.

CADmonkey,

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