CooperHawkes

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CooperHawkes,

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

CooperHawkes,

“Hmmm. People didn’t like this game. Quick. Let’s make another live service game.”

  • Warner Bros dumbass executive.
CooperHawkes,

I’m a cat. I’m a sexy cat.

CooperHawkes,

I was about to say the same thing….

CooperHawkes,

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

CooperHawkes,

This made me happy. I was concerned the renewal was taking too long…

Edited to add: Spin off showing the FAM space race from the Soviet side!! Bonus smile!!

CooperHawkes,

Why is everyone acting so surprised by this?? It’s Ubisoft. It was always going to be an open world live service penny pinching cash grab.

I won’t even think about buying a game until a week after it’s out because that’s when most companies patch in even more micro transactions.

This whole industry cut open the golden gooses of their player base and yet there’s still enough people out there shitting out golden eggs.

CooperHawkes,

Are you talking about Helldivers 2 or Hellblade 2? Cause one is out and the other is not… this article is about the one that is not out yet.

CooperHawkes,

Scream if you love Dynamo!!!

CooperHawkes,

Clap… damn it I remembered it wrong. My shame shall stay.

CooperHawkes,

Former.

CooperHawkes,

Ahhh two favorites collide!!!

You’re alright buddy!!

CooperHawkes,

Head writer of ME 1 and 2 is working on Exodus from Archtype. Director is also a ME veteran. Check it out.

CooperHawkes,

Shameful laugh from me. I’ve always wondered how fair indoctrination would push you before your senses kicked in. This woman smashed a window to a government building believing they were doing the right thing to save democracy. It’s probably the saddest way to die…

Digression done. Still LOL’d and I suppose that means I have slight case of empathy and a bigger cause morbid humor.

CooperHawkes,

This sounds like Series S requirements/limitations. The series X could easily handle the game but since Microsoft requires it to run on Series S they probably made the choice to work it on PS5 then would push resources to work out the Series S issues. Makes sense.

CooperHawkes,

Vice President breaks the tie.

CooperHawkes,

Shit you’re right. My bad. Let my shame be known.

CooperHawkes,

Yeah I didn’t read close enough. My mistake.

CooperHawkes,

Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.

CooperHawkes,

Expanding the love story of Eric and Shelly is a great idea.

The rest. Eh.

CooperHawkes,

Immediately disinterested in the film because of no Daft Punk.

CooperHawkes,

For all Mankind

CooperHawkes,

Pop pop!

…I may be in the wrong place for that.

CooperHawkes,

Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives fame.

CooperHawkes,

I love it when people try to revise history. /s

This game got hype on top of hype the likes of which I don’t remember greater. Everyone was talking about it. I was also curious even though I’m pretty much over all things zombies.

I work from home and leave my favorite streamer in the background when I’m not in the mood for music. Listening to their excitement turn to confusion to utter disappointment was almost agony.

This dillhole of a human being makes it sound like the hate campaign was before the game ever had a chance. Stop fucking lying. The hate came after the game turned out to be dog diarrhea.

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