HamonWry

HamonWry, 8 months ago to random

I used to be young.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

During his Fulton County booking and fingerprinting, the former guy claimed he’s 6 foot 3 inches tall and only weighs 215 pounds.

Most scientists will confirm that gasbags are always lighter than they appear.

#MugshotDay #FultonCounty #TrumpIndictment #HamonWry

HamonWry, 4 months ago to random

At what age are you officially considered ’out of date’.

Asking for a friend.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

Happy Birthday to my mid-life crisis who turns 23 years old today.

#age #OldPeopleOfMastodon

HamonWry, 5 months ago to random

Just a reminder: Nobody took Hitler seriously until it was too late.

HamonWry, 4 months ago to random

Do people ever become flabbergasted anymore?

HamonWry, 7 months ago to random

It’s like grandma used to tell me: ‘Live your life in such a way that when you’re dying it’ll take 30 years for your life to pass before your eyes’

HamonWry, 7 months ago to random

I still remember an earbud free world where people would make eye contact and they smiled more.

HamonWry, 5 months ago to random

What has more than a year on Mastodon taught me?

There are still many good, intelligent, funny and compassionate people who use social media.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

I no longer ask people how they are doing out of fear they’ll start telling me.

HamonWry, 6 months ago to random

When dealing with my mom’s dementia I’m doing my best to do my best. It’s the best I can do.

HamonWry, 10 months ago to random

Those who think that turning America into a fascist state is a good idea have only lived in a free society and a democracy.

HamonWry, 4 months ago to random

I finally bought a book to help with my anxiety. So here I sit, anxious to turn the first page.

HamonWry, 7 months ago to random

In America we have a crisis crisis. Everything in the news is now a crisis. Crisis is in crisis of no longer being considered seriously.

HamonWry, 10 months ago to random

The J6 related indictments in DC are the most serious charges that Trump is facing.

DA Fani Willis in Georgia … ‘Here, hold my beer’.

#trumpindicted #FaniWillis #TrumpIndictedAGAIN

HamonWry, 9 months ago to mastodon

Trump is back on the dead bird site.

One more reason that I’m happily staying with Mastodon.

#HamonWry #Mastodon #deadbirdsite

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

Oh, man I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee …

video/mp4

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

I hate people. People are exhausting.

HamonWry, 10 months ago to random

If Republicans get their way they’ll drag us kicking and screaming back to a time of dial-up modems and landline phones.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

My mom is slowly sinking into dementia, but it’s me who is drowning.

HamonWry, 10 months ago to random

Watching the former guy and the antics of his cult would be funny if it wasn’t happening to us.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

When mankind finally goes extinct, do you think the dinosaurs will come back?

And other things I think about late at night.

HamonWry, 10 months ago to random

What if the Virgin Mary had said no?

HamonWry, 11 months ago to random

Tooting can feel a bit lonely. Most times the feedback sounds a lot like people clapping with one hand.

HamonWry, 9 months ago to random

Fun Fact: Jim Jordan doesn’t have a law degree and is not a lawyer. He’s a gym teacher.

If I needed advice about tight hamstrings I’d talk to Jordan. If I needed advice about ongoing RICO investigations Jordan is the last guy I’d approach on the subject.