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HamonWry

@HamonWry@mastodon.world

Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.

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I used to be young.

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During his Fulton County booking and fingerprinting, the former guy claimed he’s 6 foot 3 inches tall and only weighs 215 pounds.

Most scientists will confirm that gasbags are always lighter than they appear.

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At what age are you officially considered ’out of date’.

Asking for a friend.

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Happy Birthday to my mid-life crisis who turns 23 years old today.

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Just a reminder: Nobody took Hitler seriously until it was too late.

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Do people ever become flabbergasted anymore?

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It’s like grandma used to tell me: ‘Live your life in such a way that when you’re dying it’ll take 30 years for your life to pass before your eyes’

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I still remember an earbud free world where people would make eye contact and they smiled more.

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What has more than a year on Mastodon taught me?

There are still many good, intelligent, funny and compassionate people who use social media.

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I no longer ask people how they are doing out of fear they’ll start telling me.

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When dealing with my mom’s dementia I’m doing my best to do my best. It’s the best I can do.

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Those who think that turning America into a fascist state is a good idea have only lived in a free society and a democracy.

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I finally bought a book to help with my anxiety. So here I sit, anxious to turn the first page.

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In America we have a crisis crisis. Everything in the news is now a crisis. Crisis is in crisis of no longer being considered seriously.

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The J6 related indictments in DC are the most serious charges that Trump is facing.

DA Fani Willis in Georgia … ‘Here, hold my beer’.

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Trump is back on the dead bird site.

One more reason that I’m happily staying with Mastodon.

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Oh, man I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee …

video/mp4

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I hate people. People are exhausting.

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If Republicans get their way they’ll drag us kicking and screaming back to a time of dial-up modems and landline phones.

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My mom is slowly sinking into dementia, but it’s me who is drowning.

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Watching the former guy and the antics of his cult would be funny if it wasn’t happening to us.

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When mankind finally goes extinct, do you think the dinosaurs will come back?

And other things I think about late at night.

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What if the Virgin Mary had said no?

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Tooting can feel a bit lonely. Most times the feedback sounds a lot like people clapping with one hand.

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Fun Fact: Jim Jordan doesn’t have a law degree and is not a lawyer. He’s a gym teacher.

If I needed advice about tight hamstrings I’d talk to Jordan. If I needed advice about ongoing RICO investigations Jordan is the last guy I’d approach on the subject.

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