HamonWry

HamonWry, 23 days ago to random

I prefer VPs who don’t shoot puppies.

HamonWry, 24 days ago to HashtagGames

Wonder Bread Woman

#MashupSuperHereosAndFood
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 24 days ago to random

I prefer Joe Biden over future Rikers Island inmate #072505.

The choice is very clear.

HamonWry, 24 days ago to random

Fun Fact: The WH doesn’t control gas prices. If it did, you’d be filling up for a nickel a gallon during every election cycle.

The more you know.

HamonWry, 24 days ago to random

Dear Tennessee

Teachers are educators and nurturers ... not Seal Team Six. Keep the guns out of classrooms.

Thx,
Hammy

HamonWry, 25 days ago to HashtagGames

Will and Disgrace

#PoliticalSitcoms
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 25 days ago to HashtagGames

Monty Python’s Fascist Circus

#PoliticalSitcoms
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 25 days ago to random

Justice is only trial and error.

Trump is on trial for making the error of thinking that he wouldn’t be held accountable for his crimes.

HamonWry, 28 days ago to HashtagGames

Office Space Oddity

#personalassistantasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

HamonWry, 28 days ago to HashtagGames

#personalassistantasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

Good Dictations

HamonWry, 28 days ago to HashtagGames

Do anybody else’s peoples make weird baby noises when they rub your belly?

#HashtagGames
#TootsFromPets

HamonWry, 29 days ago to random

Dear No Energy Donny

You wouldn’t be in court while Joe Biden is on the campaign trail if you hadn’t committed fraud and election interference in 2016. So, save yourself a ton of embarrassment and stop whining.

Thx,
Hammy

HamonWry, 29 days ago to random

Pulling myself off the couch to get another donut is my cardio.

HamonWry, 29 days ago to random

At very least, I hope someone in the NY courthouse wished Trump a Happy Earth Day while Joe Biden was out campaigning.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Back to the Futura

#VehicleAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's first witness in the NY Trump election interference trial.

I've never heard a Pecker talk before.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

And what exactly is an ‘emergency application for a change of venue’?

What’s the emergency? Is it that you can’t stop shitting your pants because you’re 100% sure the jury in your case will find you guilty of the crimes you know you committed? That’s not an emergency? That’s accountability.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

There’s no greater liability to America than a candidate who is on trial for election interference and who is facing two more trials for leading an insurrection/coup and for stealing classified documents that include sensitive information about America’s nuclear program.

You don’t have to be woke to do the right thing on election day; you only have to wake up.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

I’ve quit smoking, drinking, drugs … even online porn. But sarcasm? I absolutely refuse to quit sarcasm.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

I believe in journalism. Not the Fox News ‘make up whatever you want’ journalism, but real journalism.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

*does the Electric Slide in

Happy 420 everybody!

*Moonwalks back out

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

Rikers Island is crowded, but they have enough room to house Donald Trump and his Secret Service entourage until he stops defying his gag order.

Just sayin’.

HamonWry, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

#OddPinataFillingsOrCharacters
#HashTagGames

Tiny marshmallow people

Finnwolfard GIF by Ghostbusters

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

Remember when Melania plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech was the biggest outrage that the Trumps committed?

HamonWry, 1 month ago to random

Have you noticed that during Trump’s court appearances there is no sign of family.

Nobody…nada…none.

That says everything you need to know about the lack of support Trump has shown as a father.