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JPK_elmediat

@JPK_elmediat@c.im

This account will emphasize altered book art, collage, experimental poetry-prose, genre literature, comics, and Mass Media Literacy. My main account: https://mastodon.art/@JPK_elmediat
https://impliedspaces.wordpress.com/
https://darkpinesphoto.wordpress.com/
https://darkpinesmedia.wordpress.com/
https://asemictarot.wordpress.com/

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JPK_elmediat, to poetry
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Asemic Tarot 155

There are instruments in your body that demonstrate the divine will to move the fish and release them in the right place. When the fish goes to the chest on the side of the road by the windows, the letters underneath the purple bazaar reveal strange glass magnificently metamorphized. This is one of the most important metabolic processes, so you can’t imagine why a horse would go into the chest to lose weight.

butterfly wings –

fishtails in the sky

a sudden smile









rbreich, to random
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Ever notice how forgiving loans is suddenly a big problem when students get much-needed relief, but nobody blinks an eye when billionaires get their PPP loans forgiven? Or when corporations are handed billions in subsidies?

JPK_elmediat,
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@rbreich The Canadian description was Corporate Welfare Bums. In 1972, David Lewis, leader of the federal NDP, invoked the term “corporate welfare bums” to describe big businesses that demanded—and received—millions of dollars in government subsidies on the taxpayer’s dime. 🧐

idoubtit, to random
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Anyone raptured yet?

JPK_elmediat,
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@idoubtit
Praise be to Saint Otis The Elevated, Let us raise up our voices as we ascend to The Penthouse at Rapture Towers.

JPK_elmediat, (edited ) to history
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The Hungry Eclipse

The ancient Chinese believed that solar eclipses occur when a legendary celestial dragon devours the Sun. They also believed that this dragon attacks the Moon during lunar eclipses. In the Chinese language, the term for eclipse was “chih” which also means “to eat”. One ancient Chinese solar eclipse record describes a solar eclipse as “the Sun has been eaten”.

https://impliedspaces.wordpress.com/2015/03/24/the-hungry-eclipse/

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Regular sunglasses are safe for viewing the if you wear enough of them

Movie Ken loop putting sunglasses on top of other sunglasses

JPK_elmediat,
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@SecularJeffrey
Just need one pair, paint the lenses, both sides, black and cover with black tape and tin foil. You'll be fine, don't even have to go outside to experience an eclipse. :bl51:

StillIRise1963, to random
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We live in a place where William Shatner will narrate the eclipse, not a scientist.

JPK_elmediat,
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@StillIRise1963
America elected a Hollywood movie star & Death Valley Days TV host as President, and followed that up with A "reality" TV star/Huckster. Shatner "narrating" the eclipse seems to be a given. In the future (next year?), it will be an AI Shatner narrating a Deep Fake Eclipse, because TV ratings demand a sequel. 🥴

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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The concept of transformation in fiction has always interested me. How seemingly normal people transform and take on awesome--and sometimes, monstrous--aspects. From werewolves to He-Man and She-Ra its a theme that persists.

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@Adam_Cadmon1
The Jungian Shadow, that which is denied and/or desired. Classic examples include, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, The Invisible Man, Hans Christian Andersen's The Shadow, and The Pulp Magazine And radio character, The Shadow.

I guess America's current presidential election is America deciding on which individual better represents America's fears and hopes.

Sorry for the dark turn of thought. Happy Eclipse Day. :bl19:

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I still think French people being pissed off at cats doing cat things is one of my favourite types of Reel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2iCLsLMFv_

JPK_elmediat,
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@Konghammer
He should present it as performance art, and auction off the paw print composition. :dy18:

JPK_elmediat, to random
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Do you have any memories from the novel?
Butterfly feeders and lots of space?

Thanks to the high-definition features, patients won't even remember your hotel when they start their stay.
Stylish couples like to test their brain power by gazing out at the clouds that seem to contain hundreds of gardeners, allowing other passengers to relax and listen while diving or snorkelling.

The Scheduling Department is looking for someone who is comfortable and humble. Experience with poltergeists and psychedelic snails is advantageous.

JPK_elmediat, to photography
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Dadaist Ponderings of The Fifth Kind

Then, when the avocados dozed, they sucked them from the Olympic flame, and when those blackened people realized the Olympic flame was impossible, they smoked it, and smoked every soul hair we had, which flowed like a waterfall from our tongues. Those eyes didn't sweat evenly when they cried.

And still, they play themselves verse litres, which plumbed from the soundless ghost of a guitar or the turtle ukulele.

Then they swam the Olympic flame, and tongues burned, and their hearts danced when the cisterns realized they would not be able to catch the Olympic flame.

When you cry, you burn the impossible, and when you swallow the Olympic flame, it becomes dark.



JPK_elmediat, to random
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It's raining, it's pouring,
The old man's not snoring,
He went to bed
and bumped his head,
And was comatose in the morning.

Take head injuries seriously.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

JPK_elmediat,
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@lowqualityfacts
Only if it is not poached or fried. :bl51:

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@RIDDLES

JPK_elmediat,
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@GayDeceiver @RIDDLES

Red Hats are even lower on survival rate than Red Shirts. One Red Shirt made it back from the mission. She was commended by the Captain and, um, was bumped up in rank. 🤔

JPK_elmediat, to DigitalArt
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asemic snapshot – B&W crazy board

April 1st 2024 – Today’s assignment combines math, poetry, chemistry, and existential anthropomorphism. Write your essay on the post-it note. Remember to check your metaphorical quadrants and asymmetrical allusions.

JPK_elmediat, (edited ) to photography
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Dadaist Ponderings of The Fifth Kind

Up and down! You must have a nose. I got scratched. Tallhorn? - In use towards teachers. This is correct. But among the good pages, it's a service to people. Blank eyes... it's okay. But I have to do it. that. This Life with Audioism was first published on Monday. Use 0 for chaos. 0 for cloudiness. Hard use is very messy. Lots of confusion. The luck you find along the way works like a mirror. Ah, but you have to. Fortunately, he stumbled upon it before Eduardo.

Oh, since Edward. A ridiculous mess because of you. From a very long distance. From a very long distance. Tessa... it's a mess. Use small caps, capital letters and correct letters. Nil Hand requires Hand Use. Between and through secret references. Empty transmission. It's time to board the ship. Since Edward. Little Edward Street. Up and down! The river is far from chaotic. Between masters there is like a vain mirror, and a good distance protects you.



Morgunin, to random
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Good morning

JPK_elmediat,
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@Morgunin
Is this some kind of joke, or a mistranslation from the proto-Aramaic Basque dialect?

JPK_elmediat, to photography
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Dadaist Ponderings of The Fifth Kind

How can a long board be placed on support blocks, ropes, boxes, or any other good sentiment that provides a variety of dandy ideas quickly and efficiently, without an existential fulcrum or anthropomorphism?

Note that, many other disputes are based on internal factors that make it difficult to grab the stone in various ways, including the aforementioned leaves in the bag. Separation Diffusion, and Separation Rhythm, quickly creates many obstacles. However, using allegory and frontal fractals, it can also be placed in a box with lentils and a pink glue stick.

JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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Fast Wagon

You got a fast Wagon
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can homestead somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero, got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove

Apologies to

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JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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I say A Little House On the Prairie for You, Laura


JPK_elmediat, to DigitalArt
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Asemic Greeting Card – Happy Easter Egg Hunting


HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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By never once coughing up a hair ball.

JPK_elmediat,
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@HamonWry
Instead, they hurl the last 3 meals, and then some. 😂

dance_along_the_edge, to HashtagGames
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"Man's best friend." You realize Donald Trump is technically a man, right?

JPK_elmediat,
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@dance_along_the_edge
Which shows dogs are accepting of all, and actually follow teachings of Jesus & Buddha, better than Trump and his followers. :bl51:

lowqualityfacts, to random
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A ton of families smashed their televisions in horror when this happened.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

JPK_elmediat, (edited )
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@phi1997 @ChrisJagged @lowqualityfacts
Flake. Flaking Fred Flintstone.

dgar, to random
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

JPK_elmediat,
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@dgar
Lots of people getting them, they've gone viral.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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When life gives you crabapples, make crabapple chutney.

It will taste terrible, but hey, it's something to do.

JPK_elmediat,
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@SecularJeffrey You didn't add enough chilies and ginger to the chutney, that's the problem. :bd17:

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