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JosephLeedy

@JosephLeedy@phpc.social

Hi, I’m Joseph! 👋🏽 I’m an Adobe Commerce certified #PHP developer from Austin, Texas.
I #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦
#Magento #AdobeCommerce
#BlackLivesMatter ✊🏽 #Motorcycles #Motorsports #NASCAR #INDYCAR #F1 #Formula1 #Flyers #Hockey #Eagles #Football #AustinFC #Soccer #SingleAndReadyToMingle

I implement #PSR8. 🫂

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afilina, to random
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I need your advice on testing React. I want to mock API responses, but without using a complex Docker setup. Ideally, a way to simply say what fetch should return. Then I can test that the UI correctly responds to every scenario provided by the API contract. Was thinking Jest.

JosephLeedy,
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@afilina I’m still quite a noob at it, but perhaps my learning project could help you: https://github.com/JosephLeedy/react-product-viewer.

derickr, to photography
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📷 Postbox at the Postal Museum

🚩 Phoenix Place, London, United Kingdom

JosephLeedy,
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@derickr the Postal Museum was one of my favorite places to visit when I was in London last summer. My father and grandfather were postal employees, so I visited in their honor.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I’ve been binge-watching YouTube videos of “Karens” getting arrested by police (I used to watch COPS back in the day) and a few things jump out at me:

  1. these encounters are likely the most stressful thing ever for these folks
  2. most do not realize they live in a heavily-policed country due to very few past interactions with police
  3. mental health issues go across all races and income levels
  4. drug and alcohol use goes across all races and income levels
JosephLeedy,
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@grmpyprogrammer If you loved COPS back in the day (as did I), then you’ll love On Patrol: Live which airs Friday and Saturday nights on REELZ.

https://www.reelz.com/show/on-patrol-live/

Crell, to random
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I mean... elder Millennials might remember it, vaguely?

Nah, probably not...

JosephLeedy,
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@Crell I was born in ‘85 and I don’t remember a great economy.

JosephLeedy, to random
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I’m at my wits end with Enterprise Car & Van Hire UK right now. Anyone got any suggestions?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/YpXPXEpQewLZ4Dhj6?g_st=ic

JosephLeedy,
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Their response was that because I didn’t immediately report an issue within minutes of driving away from their car park, any problems are my responsibility. 🤨

JosephLeedy,
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@derickr that was my assumption. I stated that in one of the e-mails that I sent to them, and they did not address it.

JosephLeedy, to php
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Congrats @Crell and @ilutov on getting the Property Hooks RFC passed unanimously! 👏🏽

JosephLeedy, to random
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I love bullshit dark patterns like the one I just encountered with . I was trying to cancel the Premium subscription because my trial ends on Thursday. I opened the mobile app, dug through the settings until I found the right page only to see a message that I need to visit their website to perform the cancellation.

JosephLeedy, to Symfony
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Well folks, I’m on the job market again. If y’all know of anyone looking for a senior / or backend developer, please DM me or connect with me on LinkedIn.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/JosephLeedy

JosephLeedy, to random
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Happy belated birthday @ramsey! 🎂

eric, to random
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Why do PHP developers make great friends? Because they always have the best 'array' of jokes! 😂

JosephLeedy,
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@eric Why did the developer quit their job? Because they didn’t get arrays.

davep, to random

What do you call a bad Spanish ventriloquist? Señor Lipsmove.

JosephLeedy,
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@davep Don’t forget “Brown Walls” by Hu Fung Pu.

afilina, to random
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Your best astronomy-themed pick-up lines. Go!

JosephLeedy,
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@afilina Baby, you must be a star because you’re pulling me into your orbit!

JosephLeedy, to AppleMusic
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My year in review:

Top Artists 1. Armin van Buuren 2. Above & Beyond 3. JES 4. OceanLab 5. Aly & Fila
Top Artists 6. Betsie Larkin 7. Susana 8. Paul van Dyk 9. Ferry Corsten 10. Red Hot Chili Peppers
Top Artists 11.Richard Durand 12. Andain 13. TOOL 14. Dash Berlin 15. Kyau & Albert

JosephLeedy, to php
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I've just made my annual contribution to @thephpf. Consider supporting them too — every little bit helps! https://opencollective.com/phpfoundation

JosephLeedy, to random
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Nextdoor is wild y’all:

JosephLeedy, to random
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Me, trying to play a song on my HomePod that’s been stuck in my head:

Me: Hey Siri, play “Suckers & Circles”
Siri: Okay, now playing “Circles” by Post Malone
Me: No, play “Suckers & Circles” by Pattraxx
Siri: Now playing “Inside” by Demi Lovato
Me: 😑

I had to dig my phone out and play it manually. Isn’t technology supposed to make life easier‽

JosephLeedy, to random
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Happy S.A.D. ()!

JosephLeedy, to random
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Achievement unlocked: Learned to drive on the opposite side of the road without killing anyone (including myself).

JosephLeedy, to random
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Achievement unlocked: tried haggis for the first time. It’s…interesting.

JosephLeedy, to random
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This bodes well for my upcoming trip. The same flight that I’m taking this Saturday left seven minutes late last night but arrived fifteen minutes early at LHR. 🙌🏽 Hopefully I can have such luck because I have to catch a train to Edinburgh at 12:15 BST on 9 July.

JosephLeedy, to php
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Happy 28th Birthday, ! 🎂 I’ve known you for more than 20 years and my career wouldn’t be the same without you. 🫶🏽

Here’s to another 20+ years! 🍻

JosephLeedy, to random
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It’s an odd decision for not to stream the keynote and some of the talks for virtual attendees, but I guess they need an incentive to motivate people to actually show up in person. 🤷🏽‍♂️

JosephLeedy, to php
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I guess it’s my turn for an . 👋🏽

My name is Joseph, or Seph if you must, but please don’t call me Joe. I’ve been doing Web development as a hobby since 1999, since 2002, and I’ve been a professional developer since 2011.

In my free time, I can be found either watching or riding my . I also love to , and I try to take a trip to Europe once a year. So far I’ve visited Austria, Belgium, England, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Scotland,Wales.

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