Lana

Lana, 1 month ago to random

The minor scale was Aeolian
Now it's minor scales, not Aeolian
Been a long time gone, Aeolian
Now it's natural minor like in Moonlight Sonata

Every piece in Aeolian
Is in minor keys, not Aeolian
So if you've a song in Aeolian
You'll be playing it in minor scales.

Even old Major was once Ionian.
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So sing me songs in Aeolian
No, you can't change keys to Aeolian
It's an old church mode, Aeolian
Why did Aeolian get the tweak?
That's nobody's business but the Greeks

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Do you want to see what voting would look like if white people set it up for just white people? Well, we don't have to wonder. There's an actual real world example that we can look at right now. Let's look at Utah.

Utah is 87% Caucasian and only 1% black by population. In Utah:

➡️ EARLY VOTING exists.
➡️ MAIL IN VOTING exists.
➡️ ONLINE REGISTRATION exists.
➡️ SAME DAY registration exists.
➡️ ALL REGISTERED VOTERS are automatically sent ballots.
➡️ Not ballot applications. ACTUAL BALLOTS.
➡️ You get an AUTOMATIC NOTIFICATION if there's any problem with your signature so you can correct it in time for your vote to be counted.
➡️ You DO NOT NEED proof of citizenship to register to vote or to cast your vote. They just trust you.
➡️ If you are a CONVICTED FELON, you regain your right to vote once you serve your sentence.
➡️ Or even if you are merely granted PAROLE OR PROBATION.

Yet, despite all this, for some reason, Republicans never seem to mention potential voter fraud in Utah.

Gee, I wonder what the difference is.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Ah yes the extravagant spending tend of [checks notes] not starving to death

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Antichrist Update:

• Found liable for fraud
• Fraudulently tells the court no one will post his bond
• Is fraudulently granted a reduced bond for no reason
• Posts a fraudulent reduced bond document from a company that can't do business in the state, and can't cover the bond amount
• Caught in the act, the document is amended with more fraud saying the bondee himself can cover the amount the fraudulent bond company can't. This is not how bonds work.

Somehow, we have no idea what to do about this.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Why study Music?

1. Music is Math.
   You never worked so hard at counting to 4 in all your life.

2. Music is Science.
   You will spend hours of your life repeating the same thing, alone in a closed room. Then you will repeat it in front of your peers. Music demands research.

3. Music is History.
   You will become intimately familiar with the people and events of the last 400 years.

4. Music is a Foreign Language.
   You will be able to speak more Italian and French than you ever thought you'd need to.

5. Music is Literature.
   You will read new music every single day. You will read so much you'll start seeing notes in your sleep.

6. Music is Physical Education.
   You will sweat. You will be sore. You will hurt in places you didn't know you had places. And you will get stronger.

Music isn't extra-curricular. Music is the curriculum.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Anyone else have the sudden urge to save the cheerleader save the world

Lana, 1 month ago to random

YOU GUYS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Lana, 1 month ago to random

A lady pushing a stroller just walked right out into the middle of the street in front of me, expecting traffic to just come to a screeching halt so she and the pram could cross. I stopped in the nick of time and she gave me such a scowl and for a moment I kind of felt bad but then I remembered she just waltzed out into traffic without even looking.

Also I took a look in her stroller and it was just her dog so

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Thank you for contacting the void. We will be visiting your sun today. Please feel free to scream at the void in the sky.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Old Man Who Wears a Dress, Jewelry, and a Sunhat Every Single Day Has Thoughts On Gender Expression

Lana, 1 month ago to random

They won't even let us stare directly at the sun anymore, because of woke.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

WHAT PART OF "LEOPARDS EATING PEOPLE FACE PARTY" IS HARD FOR YOU

Lana, 1 month ago to random

I'm no one special. I don't know what President Biden has planned for Monday. But I'm pretty sure it's not stare directly into the sun during a solar eclipse like a fucking moron because who the fuck would do that.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Livetooting my experiment:

Waving happily to literally every person I meet or walk past on the streets of Seattle

#1 Waved hi to the postman. Got a smile and a one-finger salute.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

No it doesn't make sense for me to buy a bunch of new sheet music and then immediately put it all on the bookshelf without playing any of it but in my defense I'm VERY irresponsible with my money

Lana, 1 month ago to Haiku

A #haiku for mornings:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no nope.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

Cinderella does not have ears. You're welcome for this information.

Cinderella facing left in 3/4 profile
Cinderella and the fairy godmother. Cinderella is facing left in near full profile.
Cinderella facing right in near full profile.

Lana, 1 month ago to random

The word "cheugy" is the ultimate limus test of the generational divide because:

• If you ask the Silent Gen they'll insist they've never heard of it and ask if you mean "chewy"
• If you ask the Baby Boomers they'll insist Millennials use it all the time, because that's what the papers report.
• If you ask GenX they'll insist they've used it once or twice but it felt weird so they stopped.
• If you ask Millennials they'll insist nobody says it because they heard GenX say it once and it instantly became cheugy.
• If you ask GenZ they'll insist skibbity toilet or some shit.